What\'s The Worst/Stupidest Growing Advice

Discussion in 'Smokers Lounge' started by nickdanger, Dec 1, 2002.

  1. nickdanger

    nickdanger Full Flowering

    I'm a long time grower (since '67) and a 3-year cultivation site habitue, and I've come across some doozies.
    Things people have suggested adding to your nutrients:
    baby formula
    milk
    metal shavings
    anti-depressents
    birth control pills
    coke
    beer
    alcohol
    menstrual blood
    (actually, menstrual blood contains nitrogen but Jeez....).
    I've heard people say that boiling the roots of mj makes it more potent, and pcp/angel dust is made by putting 'special' fertilizers on pot.

    So what have you heard dunderheards suggest?
     
  2. Administrator

    Administrator Administrator

    ROFLMAO@Angeldust! The best one I remember (stoner ya know) is a guy that sliced a hole in the main stem and ran a piece of thread through it to wick different flavors from a jar below into the plant to flavor his buds....?[​IMG]
     
  3. HappyJay

    HappyJay Red Eyed Jedi

    I've had people tell me to throw citrous skins etc in the soil to add flavour (that would be great on ph), to boil the roots in sugar water when you pick for more potency, etc.


    Theres always the mate of a mate who grafted a clone to a fruit tree for a better tast or the old mate who grew 2lbs from one plant under flouros in 2months.


    I've had people tell me that its a male if you got seeds and others tell me that the potency increases with every umpteenth generation from uncontrolled breeding.


    Then theres the guy who had 10 aircons running to keep the room at zero for more frosty buds, then he sprays em with LSD or somthing just before he picks to give em that laced and sticky feel.


    I'm sure there plenty more out there and plenty more of those who will give em a try.
     
  4. Mrs B

    Mrs B Guest

    Cutting off budsites.
     
  5. nickdanger

    nickdanger Full Flowering

    There was a guy on overgrow who said that the more you abuse your plants the better they grow and he beat his plants every day with a stick.
     
  6. chopstick

    chopstick Chilled out

    LOL@DANGER!!!!! That's good one, ahahahah that's got laughing so hard I almost drooled on my keyboard [​IMG]
     
  7. Administrator

    Administrator Administrator

    Someone should tell that guy that the chains, stakes, and string AREN'T for S&M.....:biggrin:
     
  8. stoner

    stoner Developed Alternating Nodes

    i've read somewhere that before you plant outside, dig a whole and throw like 6 or 7 cans of peaches in the ground to give some flavor. never tried it though.
     
  9. northlite

    northlite Blazed and Confused

    ...the cans must be open, just chant..


    ..."lifes a beacth....have some peach"


    ....works great...or try crushed peachstone cannabutter.....it's the bizz


    ...not recommended, for peeps with false


    fangs
     
  10. Domin8rix

    Domin8rix Resident Evil

    LOL @ north, The worst advice I've ever heard was to use Diesel fuel to kill spidermites... I'm sure it would kill the mites, but not leave too much of the plant left... some people will say anything.
     
  11. Upadabutt

    Upadabutt Guest

    The worst growing advice?


    MY OWN!!


    If anybody wants any of my valuble advice Pm me!!
     

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