Giving me neg rep for saying that phrase in that context was pretty lame there buddy. All in good fun eh? I wonder if that maid was yelling go big ben as he was sexually assaulting her?
"Shut the fuck up you cum guzzling closet queen" I believe was the most scathing and funny thing thats been said my way. I am pretty sure I was telling my friend how good his sister looked in a bikini at the time.
Apprentice, I love weird regional slang insults...but what the fuck is a Hector supposed to mean man? It sounds hispanic and shit. I am just picturing you Scots getting all riled up over being called...a Muppet. Its a puppet man.. what the hell is wrong with being a muppet? And out of curiousity..do you drink? Cause I am herb all the way, and I talk some shit every now and again..but its never led to a fight. Just wondering. You look really chill, but also like maybe you could scrap when it came down to it. Mebbe UBB too assit:
RTFLMAO!!!!! nah what was lame is putting all Steelers fans in the same boat as Steelcity..... Of course you cant expect much from a browns fan..... Anyways 6 Superbowls !!!! MAD MAX
That's pretty funny..... Haven't heard anything new lately though..come on guys, lets get creative..... MAD MAX
MK.....sup with that??? MAX.....its nice being a fan of a quality ORGANIZATION isn't it???? I stress QUALITY..........I'd bet my life that the ROONEY family wouldn't wake up the team at 3am and run 800 miles away just to try and find some fans or a win! LMAO A few minutes ago, I took a piss and made a Cleveland BROWN, then I pushed the lever and it joined the rest of his team down in PITTSBURGH at a SHIT PLANT! Have a good one MK, lol
The charges were dropped by police. She has been found to make crazy accusations like this before. She tried it with Jeff Gordon years ago. She has also been admitted to 4 differant mental hospitals in 6 years. So take that for what its worth. Hes a target, jus like KOBE, its tough being a champion I guess, lol.........Good thing Sidney Crosby isnt old enough for pubes yet, buuuuuuuuuut he does get to walk around with the STANLEY CUP as a friend!:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
hector came from a film/tv show bout some idiot kid with milk bottle glasses,etc ...and i dont even wear glasses,lol! as for no blacks in scotland,well now there is to go with the russians and polish and romanians and hungarians and asians but it wasnt like this till the past decade,theres only one black guyy in my old hometown and he was adopted by white parents.... So skuzzi aint far wrong,lol,there IS now a black population in the main cities but in a town i used to live in i had never saw a black guy in my life till i visited england and i was in a "ghetto" and it was all somalians and it was like 'spot the white guy',lol,saying that i did meet some fuckin wicked jamacian guys who introduced me to real bud instead of pisspoor hash... MD- Hector originated from some tv show or film about a nerdy lokin guy who wore glasses but it somehow got adapted into a derogatory term,honestly its the only word in real life that iv ever started a fight over when someone called me it,i slapped the guy about in his own home with his own broom stick Aye hector is a bad thing to say to someone in glasgow....cross to the east coast tho and its everyday slang but us westcoast guys dont appreciate getting called hectors,lmao! Theres tons of words that to you guys wouldnt seem much but to us its fighting talk... i dunno why trill called me a shitless kike cos from what i read kike means jewish in a bad way and i aint jewsih in any way,not that it matters...but id rather he called me a shitless kike than a "heavy dafty" or "inspector hector"Peaceotleaf:
A funny story about UBB in the edit>> Hey im so laid back sometimes im fuckin horizontal,lol,but push to many of my buttons at once or fuck around with me or mine and i can hold my own,believe THAT shit my friend,i dont need weapons neither,iv been stabbed,slashed,skull split open and broken noses,perm nerve damage under my left eye and broken noses that needed re broke and fixed,lol,but i assure you,most of the ppl that did this got it back ten fold I am a chilled out guy,but im also 6ft 5and a half inches of pure scotish prime beef,lol,all im saying is ,i can handle my business and the things that did happen to me were all gang related when i was younger,on a square go aka a one on one iv never been battered yet,iv took some sweet blows but never went down,on the other hand my "glasgow kiss" has put a few ppl on their arses,lmao! Hey back in 2005 i was lucky to get aquitted on self defence for stabing and slashing guy who didnt pay a debt:eusa_snooty:... he was asking for it tho,he told ppl he hadnt paid me and encouraged them to do so,he tok my kindness as a weakness and i made an example out of him but on the whole,i think its weak to use weapons,knife culture is rife here in glasgow,we got one of the worlds worst stats for it but i dont carry,i can just as easily diarm a guy and kick shit out him,if a guy pulls a blade on y dont run,charge the fucker and i bet he runs cos they dont expect it,i dunno maybe cos i hung around the streets pedling drugs when i was 12 onwards i learned to toughen up cos as a kid i dint say boo to a ghost ,dont get me wrong im a dad now and dont look for trouble but at the moment a guy owes me 500 uk pounds and has went AWOL off the radar,when i catch that fucker i'll leave him where i find him,thats cash from my sons mouth hes fuckin cheating me out of....lil tip....friends and business dont work wellPeaceotleaf: EDIT: As for UBB,lets just say me and him have fought some battles together and came out on top,he does all that MMA and is soooo into martial arts,me and him are gonna start doing that bruce lee shit in chinatown called jeet kon do,it was UBB's ideas,.... one night he came out a club and i was literally fighting ten guy with only a belt and a bottle in my hands and i was surrounded,he saw and ran over knocking guys down as he passed punch by punch,lmao,we then jumped in a taxi to get the fuck outta dodge cos there was more of them coming(round here each area has its own lil gangs and shit and even tho i aint in a gang,ppl still wanna fight you if your in their "turf")...anyways we jump in the taxi and the lil bastards threw like 3 bottles on the taxi smashing everywhere so the tax halts and throws us out back into the lions,lol,we had to do it all again,me and UBB versus ten guys about late teens and we were mid twenties,lol,i had a guy hanging from my neck trying to pull me down,i just grbbed him by the balls and crushed them till he could sing soprano..lol....ahhh the good old days before i settled down with a kid and cultivation Peace...make love not war
huh? Heres PROOF,UBB fighting the most fearsome guy in the city!!!! HUH? In case anyone doubts UBBs fighting prowess,here he is in action scrapping against one of thee most fearsome bare knuckle boxers in glasgow just past sundaY in the park.... yes it is my son:razz: ..and heres me doing a commentary and selling tickets:thumbsup:...and yes i am toking a spliff,ma bad,lol! But not as bad as UBB,i mean just look at the guy,fuckin rolling joints in a public park bench with a kid watching him...hold on thats my fuckin kid....right as skuzzi would say...PINYATA TIME!!! (notice how c-jayz hand is out waiting for UBB to hurry and pass the spliff,lol,actually UBB was showing my lad some funky dance moves,this being the "you cant see me" john cena classic Notice me just idling standing by the stroller waiting for the two kids to move their asses,lmao! bUT CALLUM GOT THE WRONG IDEA AND STARTED DOIN A BOTY SHAKE AS YOU CAN SEE :5eek:STILL RECORDING THESE SCS?You WERE joking RIGHT?:icon_confused: pEACEotleaf:
Hes thinking "fuck am i going back in that thing. That dick stoned and aint driv'n me nee where! If i fill this nappy it should delay things :icon_confused: "
Holy shit dude. I have spent some time as a bouncer in bars. I am not huge, 5'11 usually 185, but I know how to defend myself and inflict severe damage if need be. It's hilarious..I did not think you would be THAT big, I just got the impression from looking at the two of you that you could throw down if need be. I call it my Predator sense UBB looks like a fellow martial arts enthuisiast, you guys will probably enjoy Jeet Kun(Kune) Do *the way of the intercepting fist* alot, if you get a chance, try some Brazilian or just regular Jui-Jitsu. Its not just for pussy's in pajamas anymore. I learned martial arts as a way to get in touch with my body, and its helped me to protect it as well. I've been in like 5 life threating situations were I have had to defend myself, other than that, I can almost always talk someone down. Your kid is fucking CUTE. I don't have any yet, the wife and I are waiting. Joints in the park are fine, triple perk bongs are NOT.
