Results to my urine test after using an 80 dollar drink

Sometimes you got to bite the bullet, things seem to always work out best that way, don't know why.......Peace Brother otleaf-3:

 

who is this dude

the dude that is selling the 80.00 buck drinks. haha skuzzz is his best customer, I didnt know you worked for MI5 evil, They dont mind you smoking a bit of weed evry once in a while. Its the trading of secret material they do not like. Riht, I know where you keep your pistol, besides the second one.


yes : considerably asssit:

 

A very good test, and TESTER will know when something's not correct. I use real clean urine with a heated bladder bag with a tube that runs right by the exit hole of my urine. I've been patted down, the works, never found. I've even designed one that will run off those heated socks you can buy. I was going to have it draw the urine up out of a boot through a tube that ran up my leg. I've also thought of a simple way that would be uncomfortable and violating. Small vessel(triple layered condom, plastic tube, whatever) that had a nipple with a tube coming out of it that was kept in my rectum, and have the end of the tube plugged so that when I unplugged it, the urine ran out, just like peeing, could even pinch the tube for the last few mL's, so it sounded right too. Even thought of keeping a backup temperature strip and foot warmer in my boot, to make sure it was proper temperature in the cup after I finished(that would only work in the case of unsupervised situations, the really discreet methods would have to be tried and true first). When I used to see a doctor for a specific medication, and had to take a Drug Test, they just sent ya in the bathroom right when you're called back. You then pee in the cup, and just leave it there for them and they test it while you go to your room(no camera's or observation or anything). In that situation I used to just have this small flask dimension plastic container that one of those foot warmers that has a sticky side to it fit on perfectly. I just took it in with me in my damn pocket. I tested plain water kept in it with the warmer being on it for like 30 minutes, and it was a little to hot, but it didn't matter, I just put a folded piece of paper between the warmer and bottle.


Moral of all this is, I don't believe in cleaners. I'd rather use synthetic urine, or someone elses that is clean (like my dads).

 

Since we're on the subject of urine...


I posted this question in another thread, but does anyone know if school district jobs do follicle testing? It would be in the accounting office.

 

I worked for my local school district for 5 years (maintenance) and never got tested once. I would guess it depends on the school district though. I'm currently working on a job with my local county and they don't test either. You might just call them up and ask...anonymously of course.

 

synthetic urine


I was going to use the synthetic urine but the im glad i didnt because the lady was like 2 ft away from me and basically watching me!!! they are really specific with the temperature too as i found out but i guess if the thing is shoved down your pants for an hour or 2 they wouldnt know by temperature!


U heard u can a kit with a fake dick!!! that would hilarious

 

i got drug tested once at the hospital once when i was young and dumb. say 13-14 maybe. i was running home from a party like 10 minute walk from my house with a couple beers still and no way to open them. i see a sewer drain, try to pop the top on one and it shatters in my hands and im fucked. BAD! long story short i go to the hospital, get 20 some stitches all wasted and stoned, get drug tested cause my parents are freaking out and comes back clean. i smoked everyday for a couple months before that aswell. i guess im lucky or immune or somthing???