I went out to bikeweek with my wife, she likes to get all 80's slutted up and go be miss hot bitch. Which is cool with me. I am the lucky bastard. So while my wife is up dancing in front of the band with a bunch of other chicks, i was hanging on the side of the stage having a beer when i see this reporter lady i know from doing a story on our band from a outdoor concert a couple years ago. She has her camera man with her getting ready to set up for a live shot for the station she works for. I was talking with her (she does not know my wife). She ask me, "So whats new?", i tell her there is a new trend going around bikeweek this year, she says "whats that?", i pull my lighter out of my pocket and walk over to where my wife is dancing with these chicks and rub my lighter between my wifes legs, then looked back at the reporter lady and licked the lighter. You should have seen the reporters ladys face! You would of thought i had shot somebody, the camera man and a bunch of drunk people hanging out by there busted out laughing.
