Horny as Hell

Discussion in 'Smokers Lounge' started by Toker2, Aug 29, 2009.

  1. Toker2

    Toker2 Looking at a hot ass

    Crap I'm 43 and it just gets worse, not better.

    If better is the right word. WTF? my wife is 11 years younger than me
    but shes like dude give me a break........heres 20 bucks go skin up a prostitute lololololol.

    I could never do that but shit, I must be going Thur reverse menopause or something?

    And crazy thoughts......shit I remember when my wife got pregnant, Man that shit turned me on.........I look at her pics now and go HOLY shit
    who the hell is that.

    But at the time it was such a turn on, Pregnant women are sexy as hell

    to me anyway........be nice to plant just one more seed:passit:
     
  2. EvilSkuzzi

    EvilSkuzzi Sweet Guy

    You need porn and maybe some lube!
     
  3. Toker2

    Toker2 Looking at a hot ass

    Too old for porn, Just make me feel older.


    Dear God i sure dont want to watch the ''Mature'' stuff:roulette:
     
  4. michaeldank

    michaeldank Begun Flowering

    Choker, its totaly cool. You still have a surplus of male hormones raging at 43. I plan to be just like I am *horny as fuck 24/7 and ready to get nekkid whenever* till I can't get it up anymore, then, I will use drugs and toys to do it, because LOSING your sexual drive is so much worse than it never calming down. Be grateful and get it from your wife as much as possible, but dude..if you are like me, a goddamnsexualtyranasuarus, you have to slap the meat every once in a while to stay sane. With all those hormones always running through your body, your head can get REALLY out of wack without some release. And ladies are not machines, you can't just plug em in and start pumping. So yea, be happy, and porn ROCKS.
     
  5. Gratitude

    Gratitude Smokin' Fat Sticky Buds

    Choker and Toker2 are not the same person.:thumbsup:


    Grat
     
  6. ResinRubber

    ResinRubber Civilly disobedient/Mod

    I'm with ya Toker! Seems the older I get the more I want and the more twisted it gets. Just wish I more of the athleticism of my youth.:wink: Took alot of years to learn how to fuck well.


    32 y/o wife? You dog!
     
  7. mt.king

    mt.king mud drags champion

    40 And Hony


    :rofl: GOT THE SAME PROBLEM I JUST TELL HER OK PUT IM NOT PAYIN WHEN THERE IS PLENTY TO BRING HOME FOR FREE:rofl:


    :bong2: :passit: :fly:
     
  8. pookie

    pookie Veggy Stage

    try something new


    check out vibrators, now, dont scoff, a place called good vibrations (you can google it) has toys for men, and i'm not talking about butt plugs, but special vibrators and attachments that are supposed to drive you guys wild. could be just the thing to get your woman interested in something extra! try it, you might like it.:wink: if you live in SF, you can actually go to the store and test drive one! its not a gay store if youre concerned about that, their clientle is primarily women. have fun:thumbsup:
     
  9. mt.king

    mt.king mud drags champion

    toys


    naw aint nuthun like the real thing and its no fun by yourself


    :bong2: :passit: :fly:
     
  10. EvilSkuzzi

    EvilSkuzzi Sweet Guy

    you can go to a shop and test drive one? Do they have one demo unit?


    I so hope thay have lots of sterile wipes!
     
  11. SirStynkalot

    SirStynkalot A Fat Sticky Bud

    jesus if that's how it gets I'm not sure i can date when I get older... no woman's gonna want to touch my ass if I get much kinkier.
     
  12. ResinRubber

    ResinRubber Civilly disobedient/Mod

    :icon_confused: :icon_confused: :icon_confused: ewwwwwww. Man.....what if it was just up the ass of that fat unwashed leather demon who just walked out? I can hear ir now..."no sir, that's not fecal matter, it's just discoloration from so much use. That particular vibrator is a verrrry popular item around here".


    No thanks, I'll take me chances on fresh wrapped thank you.

    Don't worry, they get kinky right along with ya. If not they'll tell you exactly what they want with no problems whatsoever. Gotta love women over 40!
     
  13. Administrator

    Administrator Administrator

    Once again.....yes you do. :thumbsup:


    My woman turns 39 this year....one year to go and then it's gonna be.....:wav:
     

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