New pickup line

Discussion in 'Smokers Lounge' started by HeadCase, May 30, 2010.

  1. HeadCase

    HeadCase Old Prick

    Ok Ladies here's my new pickup line let me know if it might work or at least get a laugh out of you .

    Have you ever had sex with a guy with grey pubes.

    Would you like too.:roffl: :roffl: :roffl: :roffl: :roffl: -Bud
     
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  2. ResinRubber

    ResinRubber Civilly disobedient/Mod

    Skinnier but still a sick old fuck.


    cheers,
     
  3. teamster6

    teamster6 Guest

    More like a slick old fuck:roffl: :roffl: :roffl: :roffl:


    :beerchug-2:


    Teamster6
     
  4. HeadCase

    HeadCase Old Prick

    :roffl: Hey I was talking to the ladies :roffl: :roffl: :roffl: I lost so much weight I can finally see my dick again:roffl: :roffl: :roffl: & noticed I had a couple gray pubes figured I could use it too my advantage:roffl: -Bud
     
  5. ResinRubber

    ResinRubber Civilly disobedient/Mod

    Hope it wasn't a disappointment.
     
  6. MrAstro

    MrAstro R.I.P

  7. HeadCase

    HeadCase Old Prick

    [​IMG] I know I'm a dick-Bud
     
  8. teamster6

    teamster6 Guest

    Ha Ha is that anything like the old whore..........If she had as many sticking out of her as she had stuck in her she would look like a porky pine!!!:roffl: :roffl: :roffl: :roffl:


    :beerchug-2:


    Teamster6
     
  9. insaneface

    insaneface Begun Flowering

    Ummm does he really have balls for a chin..... :roffl: :roffl:

    If that line doesn't get you laid... at least you might get a smile out of them:roffl: :roffl: :roffl:
     
  10. AverageJoe

    AverageJoe papa oom mow mow

    If this is where you hang out, then I think you have yourself a winner Bud :thumbsup:


    [​IMG]
     
  11. lukesmommy

    lukesmommy "lil doobie"

    Grey pubes, huh??? Why don't you dye em pink? Or Blue? Could be a good conversation starter??? lol... Nice Bud. Sadly, i would probably talk to you if you said that to me! :roffl: :roffl: :roffl: :roffl: Have we tried this line on the wifey yet? Did it work???


    That guy looks like the Orange character from the kids show "yo gabba gabba"- google it, you'll see what i mean. He looks like a ginormous dildo!


    You are too funny, had a good laugh!


    Peace


    -LM
     
  12. Mermaid

    Mermaid ~Sea Of Green~

    :roffl: :roffl: :roffl: :roffl: :roffl:


    I agree with LM....pretty funny!! haha
     
  13. RkyMtnWayHigh69

    RkyMtnWayHigh69 2010 NAGC Winner

    Ohhhhhh, you mean Muno?!?!?!


    [​IMG]


    He even has 1 eye and has the little pleasure nubs.:roll::laugh:


    Thats just plain wrong . . . it's going to cause issues later in life for some of the young girls that watch that stupid show. Either we need to eliminate knobby pleasure spikes from sex toys, or get this show off the ari!:laugh: I vote to cancel the show now, before any more damage is done. :laugh:


    Ohhhh, BTW HeadCase . . . I think your pickup line is just as good as any of the other lame ass pick up lines that seem to work already.:roll::laugh:


    Lame dude at bar - "Have you seen a fire extinguisher in here at all?"


    Girl - "No, why?"


    Lame dude at bar - "Cuz your so fucking hot this whole place could go up in flames!"


    See what I mean?!?!


    Good luck with it though! :) :ebert:
     
  14. RkyMtnWayHigh69

    RkyMtnWayHigh69 2010 NAGC Winner

    This deserves a :bump:
     
  15. HeadCase

    HeadCase Old Prick

    I was kind of hoping it would go away-Bud
     
  16. SteelCity Smoker

    SteelCity Smoker To Be Continued

    BUd come on i think you should hitem with the old "got a little german in ya?" well do you want to? rofl


    or


    Tell em young guys been practicing for a few years but vets like me got decades of experience.


    or tell em you are a scorpio ahahaha sorry bud go with your first answer...DSP super drunk
     
  17. emilyblunt

    emilyblunt Germinating

    "If you don't want to see me smoking, better find ways to keep my lips busy".


    "You look familiar, you look like my future boyfriend."


    :passsit:
     
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  18. Dixie Hicky

    Dixie Hicky Excommunicated

    HEY! WHAT'S WRONG WITH GRAY PUBES?


    LOL...I kinda doubt it...but WTF, give it a try.


    Actually, I dont think there's any such thing as a "good pick-up line". What WORKS might be something like, "You look like an intelligen woman...what is your opinion about.........(fill in the blank).


    Dixie
     
  19. Dixie Hicky

    Dixie Hicky Excommunicated

    Man! I had the exact same experience! I lost 35 pounds and was sitting at my keyboard naked...looked down and saw this gray fuzzy thing....I thought there was a mouse in my lap!


    WEIRD.


    Dixie
     
  20. dlr42

    dlr42 King of GrowKind

    I was always a stright foward kind of guy.


    I would start with "Hi my name is ....., can we sit and talk for a few minutes?"


    That's how I met the wife. Got 2 great kids out of that.


    Peace....
     

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