Rap Battle Thread!!!

Discussion in 'Smokers Lounge' started by Hank Chinaski, Apr 1, 2010.

  1. Guerilla Family

    Guerilla Family Serious Guerilla Farmer

    LMAO, "He loves Wildebeast Trannnies.."


    :roffl:


    :not-worthy: Im outta here.. :roffl:

     
  2. Guerilla Family

    Guerilla Family Serious Guerilla Farmer

    how do u post videos
     
  3. EvilSkuzzi

    EvilSkuzzi Sweet Guy

    You can only post a link.
     
  4. greenthumbwhitethumb

    greenthumbwhitethumb down w the moral majority

    hey i'm just sittin here dreamin


    all bout all these rhymes i'm seein


    these fools all glued to their screens,


    shit, they aint growin no green


    pullin their pud and typing away


    well, here's a girl with somethin to say


    drop your dicks and quit the flowin


    get back to what you were growin


    you better at somethin than runnin yo mouth


    i got better than you just outside of my house


    up here where it snows


    right up to the windows


    i got my stash in my shed


    so close to my bed


    where the fuzz cant see


    how big i grow my trees


    i say fuck the man


    and all those LDS freaks


    i'll grow my herb right in your backyard


    you're busy at church


    so it aint too hard


    you can't see what you're missin


    you're blinded by laws


    but i'm here to change that


    and fight for the cause


    i'm a bitch with a 'tude


    a hippy unleashed


    i'll smoke all my dope


    and then i'll say


    peace


    GTWT


    :XXhippylove:
     
  5. Hank Chinaski

    Hank Chinaski Ruminating

    Girl rappers are so hot.


    Boing!
     
  6. greenthumbwhitethumb

    greenthumbwhitethumb down w the moral majority

    what, you aint got nothin to say?


    so scared you put your words away?


    a chick with a pair,


    not just on her chest


    go tuck your tail


    if you can't hang with the best


    who's best? not me


    i'm just here to see


    if i can be


    all I say and mean


    walkin the talk


    and talkin too tall


    if i don't watch my words


    i'll definitely fall


    flat on my face


    such a disgrace


    gotta learn my place


    in this flo masta race


    but i'll catch up soon


    as Hank's left the room


    done pissed his pants


    when a girl who can dance


    came back with a slam


    someone give him a hand


    pick his jaw off the floor


    as i walk out the door


    don't stare too long


    you might drop your bong


    you've opened the can


    and now i'm unleashed


    i'll flip you the bird


    and then I'll say


    peace


    GTWT


    :XXhippylove:
     
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  7. Hank Chinaski

    Hank Chinaski Ruminating

    Green Thumb White Thumb


    Shut up and light some


    You got it ass backwards


    like redrum


    Ya wanna spanking?


    You gonna get one


    You hankering for a hunk of me


    in your little pink bum


    I'll turn it out and then some


    Pop that ass like bubble gum


    Be forewarned


    I'll skip the four play


    and just use my thumb


    Eat your christmas pie


    then pull out my plum


    I'll cook your mother goose


    then we can play a little Dr. Seuss


    Red Fish Blue Fish


    Beat Hank


    You wish


    I'll shave your kitty cat


    No hat


    Beat that


    You'll miss


    Fox in sox


    I'll pop your locks like Fort Knox


    Scramble your green eggs


    and ham


    Wham bam Thank you Hank-I-am


    I'll goose you in a pinch


    I'll crack open them white legs


    It's a cinch


    Tuck you in


    Then steal your presents


    like the Grinch


    Get back to bed


    Your bedtime has passed


    Don't make me come up there


    and wear out that ass
     
  8. Hank Chinaski

    Hank Chinaski Ruminating

    Everybody up against the wall


    and don't move


    Stop bobbin' your head


    I said don't groove


    Stop shakin' ya ass


    Stop shufflin' ya feet


    I'll make ya show ya hall pass


    walkin' down the street


    1, 2 buckle ya shoe


    and I repeat


    1, 2 buckle ya shoe


    1, 2 I'll belt buckle you


    3, 4 I'll show ya the door


    3, 4 I'll mop the floor


    after I back knuckle you


    5, 6 move back to the sticks


    5, 6 I'll hit ya with baseball bats


    and bricks


    You ain't slick


    7, 8 Hank is great


    I don't overstate


    7, 8 Hank is the center of the universe


    My verse is like a star burst


    So fast


    I was before first


    9, 10 I'm the origin of the original sin


    9, 10 I'm the bedtime story that tucks you in


    Leave in the morning


    Arrive the previous night


    I am the truth


    I am the light


    I'm hotter than the day


    and colder than the night
     
  9. EvilSkuzzi

    EvilSkuzzi Sweet Guy

    Roses are red


    Violets are canny


    Open your legs


    and ill tickle your fanny!
     
  10. greenthumbwhitethumb

    greenthumbwhitethumb down w the moral majority

    :not-worthy: :not-worthy:


    Hank, you da man! you're pretty good at that, and there's a few others here too that can bust it out!


    Gotta say, that was my first time flowin, was pretty fun, thanks!!!


    peace


    GTWT


    :XXhippylove:
     
  11. Hank Chinaski

    Hank Chinaski Ruminating

    Your rhymes were pretty good, I thought. Wouldn't have guessed it was your first time.
     
  12. Boa

    Boa Cured Fat Sticky Bud

    My rymes ar lyrical


    my minds histerical


    ur thoughts are reversabal


    like that bitch on the corner its so dismisable


    I aint no good at this shit


    but i just wont quit


    ima ryme like a lime and take this shit till the sun dont shine


    Wisconsin boy got this shit on lock and all the nug in stock


    so if ur man enough come to my fuckin block


    and mabe we could have a little talk


    to get u a stupid block


    and no im not talkin bout white just the green shit that will take u on a 4hr flight


    dont worry we'll be back that nite


    but i can't promis i wont take another flight


    thats right


    i smk like a chiminy and thats right


    if u dont like it we can fight like a kimbo fight


    and you know that wont take all nite


    but why fight when u can just lite


    lite up that fat blunt so we can get hyped


    just like this ryme got typed


    slow n steady to keep the hand ready


    to bust out these rymes


    one word at a time


    Like one of hanks rymes


    shits like a fine dime


    you know a 10 that will give out head


    even if there is no bed and ur flyin down the hwy


    and we didnt forget about you rkymountinhwy


    im commin your way in exactly four months


    with RR, LM and even BUD


    that motherfucker better come


    or were gonna call him a scum


    but you know this is all in some fun


    so dont get your panties all dirty like some bum


    IDK but the Boa is done


    time to let hank have some more fun:affro:
     
  13. Boa

    Boa Cured Fat Sticky Bud

    Ohoo no hank thats so gay


    whats this shit about four play


    GreenthumbWhitethumb dont want u neer her bum


    i hope


    just know i keep my soap on a rope


    and there aint do droppin it


    ill pull the switch blade out like a 50's fight


    and cut yo ass all nite


    aint no homo shit over here


    and if your down with that then here


    heres the neerest door


    so walk out that motherfucker before u met my guy floor


    dnt take this shit to the heart its all just funn and games


    n please dont turn into one of them stupid lames


    u just got caught in the heat of the moment


    just like a comet not knowin were its goin


    so keep these rymes up n ima chop u like tree


    then burn u like a blunt n let ur ash fall on my knee:affro:
     
  14. Boa

    Boa Cured Fat Sticky Bud

    GreenthumbWhitethumb


    whats this shit about not far from


    i agree fuck all LEA FBI and DEA


    anyone trin to take my green away


    they will meet defeat


    like a dried up creek


    whats that a shreek


    yup from one of them FBI freeks


    Caught in a trap like they put us in


    but us northern boys dont bring them in


    we'll skinn em' and leave em' for the fuckin doggs


    fuckers eat like wild hoggs


    I:affro: had to stick up for u with hank


    kinda gone far with all the stank


    but its all funn n games


    untill the mofo turns into a lame


    i hope this dont happen cause he a good guy


    growin weed n postin pics of him up so high


    just becareful my man them japs dnt play


    they chop u and cut u n call it fourplay
     
  15. Boa

    Boa Cured Fat Sticky Bud

    the shit the world throws at us


    is very far from grasp son


    money controls everything


    love is no longer heavy man


    there is no levy man


    for the world is controled by one hand


    from land to land


    sea to sea


    i dont think theres one person that will be


    that person yeah that person high up on these trees


    the trees that dont need no bees


    for if them bees fuckin pollonate my trees


    ill put them fuckin bees to there knees


    So you see there is no need for all these fuckin bees


    and ohh yeah cant you tell im that guy high on them trees


    srry im really fuckin high n its all i could think of at the moment. Kinda like one of them jazz club shitz lol. Idk gotta runn the kids to daycare but ill see if i can come up with something good of of C.T:affro:
     
  16. Hank Chinaski

    Hank Chinaski Ruminating

    Boaboi your rhymes are like broken toys


    Like a tweaker


    a mic


    and a broken speaker


    It's just noise


    Like a mosquito in a dark room


    It just annoys


    You an etch-a-sketch


    that don't write


    You an old dog


    No teeth, cataract and no bite


    You a rubber ducky


    that can't swim


    Wanna step up to somebody?


    I ain't him


    You like a gay G.I. Joe


    wearing Barbie's clothes


    We'll just call you G.I. Flo


    like you only rhyme once a month


    Smelling like pussy


    and wearing pumps


    You nothing but brake


    You a no go


    Coming straight out of Hasbro


    You not a has-been


    You a never was, bro


    You like a yo-yo w/ a broken string


    You all pong


    No ping


    A little boy playing w/ his little thing


    Dog chain for a jump rope


    and no shoes


    Always picked last in gym class


    You all lose


    You lost like a train of thought


    You choo-choos


    No rhythm


    You all blues


    Black 'n blue battle me


    & you all bruise


    I'm cool as ice


    and you fall through


    Never chosen


    You always last


    Always frozen


    I'm all groove
     
  17. Boa

    Boa Cured Fat Sticky Bud

    All groove huh


    shit sounds like a broken toung


    fuck hank hold on im coughin a lung


    gettin ready to blast that ass


    but aint no homo here


    and fuck u got me confused cause i never attended gym class


    i was too busy fuckin your sister


    makin her scream like she was the minister


    but shit i aint gonna finish here


    you jap slap fuck


    man you better duck


    cause these lyrics gonna keep on flyin


    but the lyrics that you keep on suplyin


    are like the shwagg my guys keep on buyin


    so ima leave this at this and keep on flyin


    and ill let u fill another page of some sissy shit cryin:nanner-2: :affro:
     
  18. Boa

    Boa Cured Fat Sticky Bud

    Hank you get down for a white boy! LOL nice rymes my man. I normaly dont do this shit but i fiqure im high so why not try. And its been workin out pretty good. Wish i could do this with out typin with my guys. But it just aint there when we get goin. IDK shits cool tho. :affro:
     
  19. Hank Chinaski

    Hank Chinaski Ruminating

    Yeah thanks, home skillet, I'm black on the inside. At least my heart is. J/k, I just love word play and writing poetry, etc... and have been listening to hip-hop since 86. I remember that day so clearly. I was in Navy boot camp, we were hanging out in the barracks, I asked a brother from B-More what he was listening to and he put the earphones on my ears.


    "My Adidas!"


    My head starting bobbing.
     
  20. Boa

    Boa Cured Fat Sticky Bud

    Fuck thats my birth year!!! Awwww shit we got pops on the mic.


    mofo just might bite like a wing bat at midnite......... Man i went to high school were i was lucky to have another white person in the room including the teacher lol. This is all most my guys from the hood do all day. I get into it sometimes but im not quick enough. If i get a chance to write it down b4 hand i can let it go sometimes. What the hell you doin over seas if i may ask? Military man?
     

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