Bear Grylls vs Survivorman

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Bear Grylls vs Survivorman

  1. Bear Grylls

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  1. TheCarpenter

    TheCarpenter member

    Who do you think would win in an fight to the death?

    Personally I think Bear Grylls would kill survivor man with his shoelaces, eat his freshly roasted eyeballs, and then sleep in his carcass.

    -tC
     
  2. stickyicky24

    stickyicky24 Cured Fat Sticky Bud

    Ha nice thread........I too have wondered about these guys. Bear seems way more hard core but I know he has military training and I'm not sure that Survivorman does. I'm gonna have to give Bear the nod on the fight but Survivorman the nod on Macgyver skills.
     
  3. LionLoves420

    LionLoves420 Lazy Days In The Sun

    I go Survivorman, you can look at Bear's Bio and other news stories and see he holds himself up in hotels and shit during taping, not to mention using special effects. Not that he couldn't kick my ass, but still. And still an impressive guy to boot.
     
  4. EvilSkuzzi

    EvilSkuzzi Sweet Guy

    This survival shit is all good, but ive got central heating. I want to know how they would survive a hostage situation in a crack house while smack out on heroine!


    Now that would be interesting TV!!!!
     
  5. LionLoves420

    LionLoves420 Lazy Days In The Sun

    Skuzzi, Our UrbanSurvivorMan. "Now this is what is locally called 'blow.' As I am going to be in this environment for this long, this is my best chance of getting rid of hunger. The Locals like to take it up the nose, but I am going to see what happens when I throw some on the end of a fag."
     
  6. EvilSkuzzi

    EvilSkuzzi Sweet Guy

    "I've fashioned myself a little crack bottle from a juice botttle i found im in the bin and some tin foil i off the hat i stole from the crazy man in time square."
     
  7. daytrypper

    daytrypper A Fat Sticky Bud

    Bear Grylls would eat Les Stroud and his mothafuckin eyeballs....The guys name is Bear, you cant fuck with that....
     
  8. TheApprentice

    TheApprentice Retired.

    i vote bear!


    Stop the bus man,there aint no competition BEAR is S.A.S military ...them guys can live of the LEAN of the land.... mind you some of his antics do seem preplanned sometimes like recently i saw him make a sleeping bag out of a dead sheep he recovered from a peat bog in Ireland,sometimes its just too handy the stuff he finds...but still them S.A.S guys are thee elite of the elite:smokin:
     
  9. WillGrow4Food

    WillGrow4Food Toker Extraordinaire

    Bear, all the way. His accent gets on my nerves but that guy knows his shit even despite his show not being as survivalist as Survivorman, but Survivorman barely survives, he usually doesn't have enough food, and has some pretty crummy shelter.


    Although one time I did watch a good Survivorman where he got high as shit and described it off some jungle nut.


    Bear just straight up eats the craziest live shit though. I think I saw him put fish ovaries and fish sperm in his mouth in an attempt to eat fresh caviar.


    Or maybe too much :potleaf:
     
  10. TheCarpenter

    TheCarpenter member

    I know their styles of show are different, but I like Bear, because he gets the fuck out of places. Fuckin survivorman camps out and tries to find food. Bear does eat some fucked up stuff though. Today I watched him eat a live treefrog, minnows and then a charred turtle while he was in the everglades. Gotta give survivorman a little credit though, his snares and traps usually seem to work a little better than Bear's.


    -tC
     
  11. lukesmommy

    lukesmommy "lil doobie"

    Sorry guys, but i had to vote for the Survivorman guy. He's awfully crafty- i think someone referred to him as "macguyver-like"... and i won't lie, but i don't care for the other guy, Bear, as much as survivorman guy. He seems to deal with and live in more realistic/likely scenarios. i also like how he explains what and how he does things as he's doing them and recording himself at the same time.


    Go Survivorman Guy!!!


    Peace


    -LM
     
  12. HappyHappyHighGuy

    HappyHappyHighGuy dreamer and misfit

    If it's hand-to-hand combat Bear would win. If it was survival alone I think Survivorman.


    Why does Bear take off his pants in every show? He also likes drinking his urine.


    The Will Ferrell episode of Man vs Wild was good.
     
  13. Psycho D

    Psycho D LEE VAN SPLEEF

    I like Les Stroud better 'cause he probably smokes pot, and seems to have a better attitude about what he's doing.


    Bear reminds me of your typical jarhead frogman show-off "LOOK AT ME!" type dude. But he'd certainly kick the hippies' ass in a fight.


    :smokin:
     
  14. Cannagirl

    Cannagirl Preheat to 420

    I certainly don't mind ;)
     
  15. talltrees

    talltrees A Fat Sticky Bud

    bear because hes got military training he would make short work of suviorman ever seen the show escape to the legion
     
  16. ResinRubber

    ResinRubber Civilly disobedient/Mod

    Bear for shear ass kicking....Stroud for staying alive in the wild.


    I mean seriously...Gryllis is always climbing a waterfall or swimming a river in the Canadian wilderness. Um let's see if I can break a leg when I fall or get EVERYTHING I have wet before building my fire for the night. Idiotic shit for a survivalist.


    Stroud actually approaches the show as a real life test. Goes it alone. Does his own filming. Gryllis is simply a good looking pretend version. But he'd still kick Stroud's ass.


    cheers,
     
  17. skunky

    skunky labor smoke'n lumberjack

    :rofl: :rofl: Maybe you should submit that idea to the new show Surviving Disaster.
     
  18. EvilSkuzzi

    EvilSkuzzi Sweet Guy

    Tonight on Sirviving Disasters - Smack drought in down town LA
     
  19. Toker2

    Toker2 Looking at a hot ass

    Bears a dick imo, he is a fake on his show a lot of times, He is a bad ass and could kick


    less's ass but my money is on less being the better grower:passit:


    Think id rather hang out with less
     

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