Checkpoint - LE fuckin O

Discussion in 'Smokers Lounge' started by The Tron, Jul 16, 2009.

  1. The Tron

    The Tron ONE MAN GANG

    OK so a few friends we know were popped recently ridin and smokin, so the Tronman (who tries to NEVER leave Tronville) changed his ways. We used to ride with no less than a half ounce, now we figure be smarter. So now when we are forced outside Tronville, we take - one rolled for the drive there, and one bud with a paper for the ride back, with the Bud and paper alway at close hand for easy tossing.

    Finishing my rolled one on a back road "recently" we rolled up on a Massive checkpoint with state troopers and K-9,
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    We tossed our "supplies" and eased up to the trooper with smoke literally still coming from our mouth :smokin: .

    We are fuckin busted.......As we fumbled for license and insurance, my good man leaned, closer, and closer, and by the time we found the papers, LEO's head was literally in the vehicle. Long story short, he smelled it questioned us, searched us, and vehicle, lectured us, threatened us, he even mentioned "big "bubba" in the pen would be a mother to deal with (We were playing cool but we wanted to tell him " Shit, I AM fucking "Big Bubba",.
    LEO, after not finding shit, then decided to "give us a break," We even shook the dear officer's hand (with our smokey mit) as we departed.

    Bottom line - NO physical evidence, no case, we were,
    1. stupid for riding and smoking
    2. Smart to prepare in advance
    3. just plain out lucky this time

    To say The Tron was not scared shitless would be a Lie.

    I guess the message is for us all to be careful.
     
  2. choker

    choker HIDING OUT

    I have always found the state troopers to be fair. The city cops are not.
     
  3. MK-Ultra

    MK-Ultra Excommunicated

    Your lucky he didn't give you a saliva swab or a bloodtest in my state its the same as a dui, as in if you refuse to be tested it is still a six month suspension of your license. Or you can be tested and thrown in jail for the night pay impound fees, court costs and a lawyer. Must have been a good cop to not push past looking for possesion.
     
  4. ResinRubber

    ResinRubber Civilly disobedient/Mod

    Great effing story Tron:rofl: I'd a been a deer in the headlights.


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    Just goes to show ya, think ahead, be polite but DON"T be an easy bust and stay cool. Improves your odds every time.
     
  5. The Tron

    The Tron ONE MAN GANG

    Exactly, even though we know we were not holding, being a dick would have caused him to be an even bigger dick and he could have took us through the ringer. We have seen vehicles beside the road with the seats and most every thing else torn out and scattered.
     
  6. stickyicky24

    stickyicky24 Cured Fat Sticky Bud

    Good shit Tron.........way to be prepared:thumbsup: I've had several run-ins like that sadly. The one time on the highway we got pulled over in the midst of a stanky one. Immediately rolled all windows down and sprayed mad cologne (to cover up the bud smell and shit in our pants:icon_confused: ). I was freakin cause I had a tupperware with like 3/4 zip on the floor of the front seat and didn't want to reach down and grab it and give the impression we were up to something. So I just kinda pushed it up against the back of the floor space with my foot. I seriously thought I was toast, but this cop was a tall fucker and never leaned into the window. He grabbed my boys info and took one look at the rear windshield and saw his college parking pass, asked if we were in school, and when we said yes he issued a ticket and went on his way. Another time on the way back from spring break I was fuckin cruisin and got hit goin 93 in a 75. We had just put out the smoke a few mins before and opened up a new air freshner so I figure we were straight. Kinda forgot my boy was detoxin in the back cause he was hooked up on those f'n pills and didn't have any on the trip, anyway, the jar with the bud in it was on top of a few pillows just sitting out in the plain view. Me and my other boy were tryin to wake him up but didn't want to blatantly reach into the back. Luckily it was dark and the cop came up, asked for my info, asked if were coming back from spring break and when I said yes he gave me a ticket for 5 over!! Needless to say I pulled off at the next exit and was slappin my boy for being a fuckin douche and jonesin so bad he didn't wake up. Rather be lucky than skillful anyday!!!:thumbsup:
     
  7. Toker2

    Toker2 Looking at a hot ass

    I never ride with more than i can EAT tossing is risky, sometimes the sneaky bastards position a man back from the main RB with BiNOKS


    and a radio looking for...........Tossers


    Oh one time on 95 they had a sign that said drug check point 2 exists ahead..............so what all the dumb fucks do that though leo


    would block all of the south bound of 95


    they went to the first exit.............guess where the real drug check was?


    BUSTED ........lol i have to give leo points for originality on that one
     
  8. The Tron

    The Tron ONE MAN GANG

    You are absolutely right, We have seen that done before on the highyway, they had what looked to be academy cadets (plenty of em) standing beside the road for no apparent reason, and a fucking road block right around the curve.


    LEO is just doing his damm job but we can name multiple open air crack corners in our area, why not set up on their asses, or perhaps that would could into their take. :wink:
     

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