So lets talk about drug tests. What works, what doesn't? What's your experience with UA's? I just lost my job of 10 years and am looking for full time work again. Haven't taken, or even had to worry about taking a drug test in about 12 years. Back then we could just drink a shit ton of water and dilute and get away with it most of the time. I know it's not like that anymore. I'm going to "try" and get clean while I'm looking, but if something good comes up, I need to be ready to test right away. let's discuss both short term solutions such as pre-employment or random tests as well as any proven methods for general cleansing of THC out of your system quickly and effectively.
Howdy Joe! :-welcome-: back. Get a Urinator. I have one and have never failed a UA, ever. I have loaned it ti friends who have passed state ordered drug tests and military drug tests. It's easily concealable, uses synthetic laboratory grade urine, undetectable as far as I know. I got mine here Well worth the initial investment, and the urine refills are cheap once you're a customer. The best way to pass a test and the best thing is you can smoke on the way to the test. I never stopped smoking. asssit:
wow Ras:coool: thats pretty dope, but im gonna have this same problem soon, when I get back in the states I will have to go looking for a job, some shit minimum wage job just to get by until i get into culinary school, but say i didnt have 150 bucks to spend on that before i get a job:roffl: is there cheaper ways to pass drug tests? because I know im not gonna be clean in time, i smoke way to muchasssit:
Might give this a try http://www.weedwatch.com/forums/general-medical-marijuana-discussion/2337-potassium-nitrate-drug-tests.html
Save a few bucks. It's well worth it if you really want to get the job and not worry about having to stop smoking. Or you could always stop smoking. In my opinion the drinks and pills are no guarantee regardless of what the package says. If you want to KNOW you're going to pass for sure, then the urinator is the way to go. Don't cheap out. asssit:
Agreed. But are you or anyone else going to ask what kind of drug test will be administered during a job interview? Peace....
Bud tunred me on to: http://quickfixurine.com/ I had it in my glove box and recently used it for a job nursing @ a D&A rehab! I ordered mine thru Ebay, but last time I checked, they removed it. Last yr. I used this: http://totaldetox.com/products/10oz-Jazz-Total-Detox.html Most health food stores carry it; just ask if it's not out in the open. One place I know has it on the shelf; one has it under the counter. You CAN pass a test for ALOT less than $150! That's just pissin' good money away.
NOBODY wastes the money on a hair folicle test for pre-employment! That's just ridiculous The prison, because it's the county, I guess, didn't even test me :wtf?:
Ok, I see the point. And you're right. I had to fill out a 10 page backgroud form for my current job, was investigated by one of those 3 letter goverment groups and still only had to piss in a cup. Which I did fake by the way. My apoligies to Ras. Wasn't trying to stir up shit. Peace.....
I'm just sayin'... due to the cost, time frame, etc... folical testing is still 'in the future. You'll see (and are) bucal testing before that. Like anything else... it's all a game. With every 'upgrade' in testing, there'll always be company's out there who'll soon develop something to beat it.
My mom's pee worked pretty well. I love my mom. I passed a mouth swab for Safeway by holding it in my teeth and not getting spit on it. The lady must have been pretty dumb though because I did it right in front of her face. , never used anything synthetic but a smoke shop guy I know did recommend that urinator.
If everybody refused they would have to stop testing. I know it's an idealistic viewpoint, but these kinds of things (invasive social controls) only exist if people acquiesce.
How did I know you were going to say that? Unfortunately, it aint gonna happen. And if it does, it will only be after we are all jobless bums living on the street :/
