finally,a pipe for the vultures

i'm buying one of these specifically for the people that come by only because i have the fire bud,
http://www.smokesessionsdepot.com/popup_image.php?pID=300

i bet that'll get rid of the bastards

 

:rofl6: BAHAHAha


Man, I dont care if you just packed up some of the greatest, and most rare, herb in the world, you wouldnt catch me smokin that piece..


lol


Thats funny as hell man


I know exaclty who u meant that pipe for... Round here, I call them Scavengers!


GFam:laughing6:

 

Damn scavengers, there's a ton around here

 

I was at a party last friday and a lass there was trying to hit my bong. She'd never done it before and precended to give it a bj (obviously i didnt correct her!) I just wish i owned that at the time. Priceless youtube moment

 

My first wife would have filled that fucker full of egg whites and sucked the varnish right the hell off of it. :laughing1:

 

Is she pregnent? Thats the strangest craving ive ever heard!


Varnish and egg white

 

i dont mind sloppy 4ths

 

You might be joking but I carved one out of wood & if you pack it they will smoke it -Bud

 

Funny man that reminds me of one trip to the head shop. There was a few guys in there probably college freshman or highschool kids. Either way they were annoying as shit and they were looking at this dick pipe similar to that one but was all glass. These dudes WERE FUCKING STOKED! I mean seriously I had never seen a group of guys so stoked over a penis. They bought it and left, the guy helping up behind the counter said "sound like they may have too much fun with that dick pipe as excited as they all were LOL".


Hygrade when they come over bust out your pipe and pack it and set it aside. Then bust out the dick pipe and throw a little in there. Hand it to them "Here this ones for you sense you're the cock smoker that smokes all my bud! DICK!" , hahaha man that would be funny.

 

The easiest way to find her is to check the truckstops on I-80 in Illinois and follow the snail trail. She did have a tremendous talent. Word of warning RR, if you are circumcized when she starts you won't be when she's done. God, I missed that bitch.

 

wtf? I can't figure out how the fuck that's possible, or what the fuck you even meant. What's the joke? I'M MINDFUCKED

 

No shit right!!!?? Does She suck the skin over the head or some shit.:icon_scratch:

 

haha


Yet again, three priceless posts in a row..this conversation belongs in skuzzi's thread about eating a turd, shitting on a girl, and lettin her piss in your mouth....it warped, post by post.

 

I'll take the blame for this one...sorry. :sorry: I'll go away now...

 

I found the alternative, but you dont want to encourage the freeloaders

 

Damn that bitch is loose as a goose! That's a gap I'm not sure even evil knievil would attempt!

 

Gimmie a few beers ill pound that shit silly.:guilty:

 

Thats what plasticine would look like if you shot it with a laser!