How Big Is Your Porn Collection?

Discussion in 'Smokers Lounge' started by ScottyG420, Feb 18, 2012.

  1. ScottyG420

    ScottyG420 Marijuana Handler

    This includes magazines, VHS, DVDs, avi files, mpeg, or any other format for that matter.


    Personally, I have porn I've never watched and prolly never will. I've accumulated multiple terabytes through bittorrent over the years. I've stopped adding to the collection and I'm thinning it out. Gotta make some room on my HDD.
     
  2. ResinRubber

    ResinRubber Civilly disobedient/Mod

    Who "collects" porn anymore when there's terrabytes of any fetish, perversion, fantasy or deviation at your finger tips? It'd be like hoarding ice cream when the Tasty Freeze truck is giving away free samples in your driveway.
     
  3. SteelCity Smoker

    SteelCity Smoker To Be Continued

    stream the dream who really watches it twice? Fresh vids every hour... But my collection of hard media lol yeah I said it. I got maybe 2 or 3 dvd's floating around a couple vhs's locked away in the attic. I do have about 5 years worth of Playboy 2 years worth of Buttman and 91-94' of High Society and some random Hustlers from back when smut was smutty not billiard balls in the ass and two girls one cup...Steelcity
     
  4. ScottyG420

    ScottyG420 Marijuana Handler

    Enthusiasts. Just like people have their favorite mainstream movies, so do porn fans have their favorite porn movies. Lotta fans collect/save multiple scenes of their favorite porn stars. Some people are into collecting vintage porn like for old Beta machines or porn on actual reel-to-reel film. Some collectors also seek really old porn mags...vintage mags.


    I personally haven't had to pay for porn in like 8 years.


    But yeah for the casual viewer who just watches the first 10 minutes of a porn movie for a quick wank, there is plenty free material for them to access. That being the case, there's no need for the casual viewer to pay for porn and it makes sense that a casual viewer wouldn't collect.
     
  5. CCrete

    CCrete Mr. Poopyfacepeepeehead

    Yea but whats your fetish Mr.Moore?


    Personally, you look like a perv.....lol......im betting anal gape.....???:roffl::roffl::roffl:
     
  6. ScottyG420

    ScottyG420 Marijuana Handler

    dude im laughing to hard to answer this right now:roffl:
     
  7. Cannagirl

    Cannagirl Preheat to 420

    Probly 50 downloaded movies on my comp that just broke. Only a few on my new one.......for now ;)
     
  8. friendlyfarmer

    friendlyfarmer Rollin' Coal

    Tube8. Changed my life. I guess I am just a casual viewer, except when I'm making it :alienwink:
     
  9. ScottyG420

    ScottyG420 Marijuana Handler

    50 full movies? :coool:


    Its not too often that you meet a girl with a porn collection. At least not one she'll admit to.


    Girls who watch porn are pretty cool.
     
  10. ShadowWarrior

    ShadowWarrior In The Spirit Realm

    I agree with Scotty, girls who watch porn are usually the fun ones.


    I've got 1 DVD full of butt-fucking russians and some really lousy old VHS tapes with no audio including a cheerleader gang-bang where you rarely even see the action shots. I fucking hate porn movies like that.


    The dvd I have has a clip from the Twilight porn... and I swear to god theres a girl in there from the Brady Bunch movie.


    I've got one full of amateur looking girls with big saggy tits, neon sparkly circus clown make-up and lose vaginas, and most don't seem to enjoy what they're doing, one of the black girls in particular seems to really hate it. I guess that's what you get for 5 dollars from adam and eve.


    Used to have a 3-4 hour VHS with some of the classics like:


    Garage Girls- still one of my favorites


    The Jade Pussy Cat- eh.. so-so


    The Devil in Miss Jones 1 and 2: More humorous than anything else


    And something from the 80's where this girl's boyfriend is nailing her mom


    Then there were some really cool preview ads for other porn flicks that were much longer and more fun to watch than even the actual porn movies made today.


    I also used to have one with one of the guys from Kids in the Hall. Surprised the shit outta me that that dude wasn't actually gay.


    Besides that, I have a Buttman magaazine which I'm not too thrilled with.


    I normally just watch the free updates on assparade when I want to see porn though.
     
  11. rasganjah

    rasganjah True Ganjaman

    :roffl::roffl::roffl: I just started laughing my ass off when I read that..... Nothing wrong with that if it's your bag, but for some reason the way it read was funny as hell to me! :roffl::roffl::5eek:
     
  12. ShadowWarrior

    ShadowWarrior In The Spirit Realm

    It's not gay. It's girls being ass-fucked, but all by the same dude except for one scene where it's the same guy and another guy tag-teaming a girl. I dunno who that fucker is. Some skin headed, skinny, monkey-faced guy.


    I've seen him popping up a lot lately. Mostly in ass-fuck films.


    That reminds me, one of my favorite videos is two Eastern Orthodox nuns being sodomized by an orthodox priest.


    I know that's kinda banged up, but I guess that'd have to be my fetish. Nuns. Shame though, I've never seen one in real life as hot as those on the internet. Probably kinda why they became nuns in the first place.
     
  13. LionLoves420

    LionLoves420 Lazy Days In The Sun

    My dad has every PlayBoy from around 1969 until now, possibly early ones.


    I have one anniversary edition, but even the damn articles are boring in that thing now a days, even though they do support a pro-marijuana addenda.
     
  14. rasganjah

    rasganjah True Ganjaman

    :roffl::roffl::roffl: I didn't say anything about it being gay....:bduh::roffl::roffl:
     
  15. Cannagirl

    Cannagirl Preheat to 420

    I don't understand women who think porn is "wrong". I guess they feel cheated on or something? My X actually was like that. He hated the idea of me watching it even if it was because he was not there. And he also felt the need to hide it from me even though I was all for watching it together or hell, going into another room and reading while he 'did his thing'. Anything to not be asked for blowjobs every hour. If you can get yourself happy, by all means.


    As for what kinds, I like the anal gangbangs and strangely, lesbians licking. Though that may be because I find it hard to find males performing the cunnilingus so I settle for the lesbians. The other stuff I like, you wouldn't. (men, only men ;) ) Recently I have been watching some Jeff Palmer films, I have a crush on him, what a cutie! Too bad he's gay, and HIV positive, though he denies it.


    I like downloading full vids for ease of access but I also like crusing google video search and changing the duration to 20 min and over, you can find almost anything that way :thumbs-up:
     
  16. nippie

    nippie preachin' and pimpin'

    This is the funniest thread I've read in ages
     
  17. ShadowWarrior

    ShadowWarrior In The Spirit Realm

    I had the 2000 Special Edition of a Hustler. My mom burned it along with my extensive collection of other hardcore magazines and my classic VHS when she found them.


    I had a massive stack ranging from playboy and Hustler, to Club/International, and some other no-named mags from the bargain bin including one really disgusting 'mature' sample.
     
  18. ShadowWarrior

    ShadowWarrior In The Spirit Realm

    Holy fucking hell, why do you have to be all the way over in California on the oppoasite side of the continent? damn it life is is fucking unfair.
     
  19. Cannagirl

    Cannagirl Preheat to 420

    I find porn completely normal. Really, do most girls not? I have not dated women so I guess I don't know! I have loved porn since I was 9. I discovered it all then, had a huge collection under my bed of printed out pictures. My mom discovered it and took the computer away for a few years. Maybe she was wondering where all the color ink went. She missed some and I laminated them with scotch tape! I was exposed to it all through an unlocked computer, I remember seeing a donkey show at 9 years old. Maybe the early introduction shaped me for today.....to be completely cool with it.
     
  20. ShadowWarrior

    ShadowWarrior In The Spirit Realm

    No, I think it's more like most girls don't accept that men enjoy porn and we occasionally get tired of being rejected for the hourly blow job thing and resort to a knuckle fuck.


    Though just being straight here, I watch a lot less porn when I'm actually getting laid. And I ask for sex a lot less often when I actually get it, but alas, the sweetsy cuddling and neck kissing thing to get a girl warmed up gets on my nerves real quick and sometimes a simple 'bend over'--'ok' is much preferred.


    And on that one, yes, MOST girls definitely do not respond as well as I'd like.
     

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