Mid-life-crisis

Discussion in 'Smokers Lounge' started by The Tron, Sep 3, 2011.

  1. The Tron

    The Tron ONE MAN GANG

    We are feeling it for sure.


    We had a Honda civic that we had rebuilt (new engine on down) we were pretty happy with the gas savings over our rolling gas tank (Tahoe Z71). Well we broke down and gave the Honda to our son (he's 25, long sad story but maybe he will stay on track now), We figured we would be OK in the Tahoe on a regular basis. We were wrong and quickly remembered why we stopped driving it in the first place, $125.00 a week in gas ain't much fun guys.


    SOOOOO, we had a little winfall in our favor and WE gave in completly to our crisis. Came home last night with a Corvette. Wifey was shocked,We explaned that we guys either get a 19 yr old who loves the taste of cum, or we get a sports car, be happy We got the car. 12 year old daughter wanted to know is this going to be her vehicle when she starts driving. She quickly pointed out that "I" had given her brother and sister a car and she desired this one when she is old enough. LOL


    We are as most of you know a brother and quite proud of our God given package, but We most honestly admit We have never expierienced that type of POWER between our legs.


    ZOOOM ZOOOM VROOM ZOOM that bitch is powerful. HOLY SHIT.
     
  2. teamster6

    teamster6 Guest

    congrats on the vette!! Kids now days!! Dont know what to tell you looks like you will be assimilated resistance is futile. Ha ha :roffl: :roffl: :roffl: :roffl:


    t6
     
  3. HeadCase

    HeadCase Old Prick

    Been dreaming about a vette myself. One of these days. Have fun Tron-Bud
     
  4. nippie

    nippie preachin' and pimpin'

    congrats... maybe date night with the wife will make her understand your choice and maybe you guys can act like 19 y/o's in the car yourselves :thumbs-up:


    my dream car btw, buying me one day but I have a few years until I can pull that off (car seats).
     
  5. The Tron

    The Tron ONE MAN GANG

    Thanks all, We hope you guys all get one as well, no one DESERVES one more than you do, so go for it.


    Our better half seems to have been assimilated pretty quicky, - her and the little lady have taken the Vette and gone to the Mall.


    We just blew a fatty and are watching football.
     
  6. Psycho D

    Psycho D LEE VAN SPLEEF

    What year Vette?
     
  7. The Tron

    The Tron ONE MAN GANG

    2011- very low miles
     
  8. The Tron

    The Tron ONE MAN GANG

    If we were really 19 MAYBE - and we say maybe, they are nice but have no room for .............."adventures" so to speak.
     
  9. CCrete

    CCrete Mr. Poopyfacepeepeehead

    Did ya go with the Z? or the baseline C-Vette?


    I got a neighbor who has a ZR1 thats juiced up with an air intake, throttle kit, new spark system from Jacobs and a few other tidbits.....and whoa is it gnarly to drive, good thing he has NO idea that I drifted it around most of the turns I made during my little 15min boogie he let me have..:roffl:


    I had a 2007 Nissan 350Z touring ed. for about a year and half, it ate tires like a machine, had to part with it, hated to do it but at $220 a tire and doing that every 4-6 months got pricey........buuuuuuut doing 146mpg at the top was waaaaay fun


    Have a DAMN good time with that girl.


    and ur lady:roffl:
     
  10. Midnight Garden

    Midnight Garden Excommunicated

    Congrats on the new car. This somehow seems appropriate!

     
  11. The Tron

    The Tron ONE MAN GANG

    Sweet, and may we say very well played Midnight


    Ccrete - we got the base model, if you could call 350 hp "base" lol


    They had a Zr1 in the showroom, black with a carbon fiber roof and spoilers - 685 HP - they asked if we were interested and we replied only if it could miniturize us at night so we could live in it. $121,000
     
  12. ResinRubber

    ResinRubber Civilly disobedient/Mod

    SwwwwEEEEeeeeeet! Follow up that Mayfield with a little Crusaders and hit the highway Tron.

     
  13. ScottyG420

    ScottyG420 Marijuana Handler

    The onemangang now has a Corvette. Bad Ass!

    I'm still gonna get the cum-loving 19-yr old. :thumbs-up:
     

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