What's with the monkey poop?

Discussion in 'Hash and Oil' started by SuperMoChombo, Mar 9, 2017.

  1. SuperMoChombo

    SuperMoChombo Well-Known Member

    did a run. Monkey poop. It's like mostly crystallized honey. That exact consistency.

    I vacced at 140 for a day. More?
     
  2. Justcheckingitout

    Justcheckingitout GK Old Timer

    Why do they call it monkey poop?
     
  3. SuperMoChombo

    SuperMoChombo Well-Known Member

    Wish I had a pic.

    It looks just like runny poop. No other way to describe it. I mean exactly like baby shit, which I have long personal experience with.

    On the plus side I got 37.6 grams! One run! Too bad its so ugly. I mean even the uninitiated see poop. I had a friend come by tonight and she looked at the pile and said "That looks like poop"
     
  4. blazerwill420

    blazerwill420 Fuck AUMA

    edible time
     
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  5. SuperMoChombo

    SuperMoChombo Well-Known Member

  6. blazerwill420

    blazerwill420 Fuck AUMA

    ^^^^this^^^^^
     
  7. Justcheckingitout

    Justcheckingitout GK Old Timer

  8. Lvstickybud

    Lvstickybud Bongmaster

    Who cares what it looks like? How's it taste?
     
  9. ResinRubber

    ResinRubber Civilly disobedient/Mod

    It's time you learned the art of suckers, candies and gummy bears. I promise, once you add it to your arsenal your clients will be begging for it.
     
  10. SuperMoChombo

    SuperMoChombo Well-Known Member

    Yes.

    Good point LV. Tastes pretty good. Little sharp.

    [​IMG]
     
  11. Justcheckingitout

    Justcheckingitout GK Old Timer

    Hell yeah, so thats over a z of poopy goodness?
     
  12. SuperMoChombo

    SuperMoChombo Well-Known Member


    Yep. Looks like poop right? Lumpy greenish runny. You can almost see corn in it.

    Funny thing happened this morning. I keep a gram or two in a little silicone box. I put it in there a few weeks ago and it was from a different batch than this one. It was real clear and hard and yellow. This morning it had crystallized into that chunky honey texture same as monkey poop just real yellow still.

    I want to know why that happens. Doesn't seem to effect taste or potency. I've vacced it for days and days. Not that simple.

    Where's the reading smiley?
     
  13. Lvstickybud

    Lvstickybud Bongmaster

    I've had some that I put away like that and when I finally got to it it was crystally like brown sugar.
     
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  14. SuperMoChombo

    SuperMoChombo Well-Known Member

    Seems like all my stuff turns that way after a few weeks! Or like 90% of the batches. I just opened the left over from an earlier run that's been siting around for a month. Crusty crystals. Crustals.
     
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  15. blazerwill420

    blazerwill420 Fuck AUMA

    I'd say you're not getting all the moisture out of it or you're doing something wrong when you're blowing it. Either way, I've only had that happen when excess moisture was involved.
     
  16. Justcheckingitout

    Justcheckingitout GK Old Timer

    Either way it looks like poopy goodness!
     
  17. Mrgreengenes

    Mrgreengenes Administrator

    To much moisture is the problem. Was it a rainy day when you did it or did you use bud that was not dry completly?
    place it on a large silicon matt or parchment paper and and warm up to 120 degrees to melt down and remove moisture. stir it from time to time. when it becomes oil like
    with no waxy poop its done. cool and enjoy.
    I forgot that as the moisture leaves it may become more waxy. keep going till its more oil like.
     
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