Looking for some advice on how to get weed out my system in a couple days.

Whats the most effective way to get weed out your system. I got a job interview and they might drug test. What can I do to get clean.

 

Well I hate to say this but there is no getting it out of your system fast. Your best bet it to swap. Good luck with your endever.

 

yea, no quick way to clean yourself, take someone elses piss. you could also place a call as an anonymous person asking their hiring policies. chances are its in some company literature or on the internet wether or not drug testing will come into play for ya.

 

Drink so much water so that your piss is clear. Do that all day everyday up untill the test. Make sure your piss is clear for the test also.

 

clear piss is sort of a red flag for testers, it would give them the impression that you were trying to flush 'something' out of your system.

 

THC stays in your blood for several weeks, depending on how much you smoke. It stays in hair follicles for months/years.


The only way to pass a follicle test is to remove every hair from your body, but I think the lack of eyebrows might be a red flag. You could tell them you are auditioning for the part of Pink.


The best thing you can do for a urine test is drink lots of water and get something like Zydot to fool the test.

 

if u piss clear its automatic fail basicly. You dont have any of the nutrients that are normally in your piss and it comes up as negative cuz its so watered down. The way to fix that is to take some vitamins and get shit back in your system. Hope that helps.

 

if i remember correctly, after the flush, have a bunch of vitamin b, either that or lechetin (sp?) will make your piss nice n yellow. or eat a bunch of asparagus, your piss will smell terrible, and no i dont smell my piss but you dont have to get close to it to smell it after the asparagus haha

 

i live in a town where piss tests are VERY common.


Vales brand cleanser has worked for everyone i know if directions are followed.


swapping piss only works if you keep it at body temp; ie in a plastic bag duct taped under your armpit, or in a baby food jar ready to heat to the proper temp. with a bic lighter and thermometer.


you can also buy fake urine which works well from what ive heard.

 

just because you piss clear doesn't make you an auto fail, for those (like me) that drink more than 2 gallons of water a day while working outside, that is justifiable...


other than after drinking alcohol, i 99% of the time piss clear.....

 

I agree, I am JUST waiting for someone to fail a drop, based on it being TOO diluted!!!!!! Like, I like to drink water MU-fuggers!!!!! WHAT!!! is water contraband, now???


The drinks, AND FLUSHES, often work for ther simple tests. If your prospective employer does a DOT lab test? then if I were you? I'd look into buying a synthetic suibsitute, my brotha'


I have SEVERAL friends, that used it on my behest, and did fine. I pissed SEVERAL times for a job, with the same, watched them dump it in the machine, and passed fine!!!!!!!


Only the Military, and the prison system have the right to WATCH you drop the piss. With that said? fug em!!!! STEAL that test!!!!!!!


The drinks DO work fine for the dippty do tests (emmet essay) but the syntethetic is the ultimate truth.


"Substitusion, is the solution, for the polution."


Read the directions, and do as instructed, and STEAL that piss test, buddy.


Fug' the man and his crap, STEAL that test!!!!

 

depends on the situation


like everyone elts was saying its all about the situation. i had a buddy at a half way house who got tested once a week and smoked blunts every day after work. his situation was a cheap strip test that can easially be fooled by sticking ur fingers in bleach then salt and sticking then in the cup after u finish filling it. it makes the test inconclusive so if its a cheap one then it will just say negative. water is a good thing to drink anytime and cranberry juice will clean u out faster but of course it costs more. monster energy drinks work good also because they contain niacin which u can also find in pill form. cleans u out but will make ur test inconclusive if u take too much, but addiction to monsters is a good excuse. and if u get stuck with a expencive and hightec drug screen then a verry wise investment would be one of those fake penises that u can order from hightimes that gives u a lifetime supply of clean urine to use and also has a heater to keep it at the right temperature. cant go wrong with that and they can even watch u from behind and not tell. i belive that they cost somewhere around 80 dollars. i just typed wayy more then i expected to but i hope it helps.

 

Vales brand has NEVER failed me for a basic urine test.

 

I wonder how that works on the Gas Spectrometer machine ? :icon_confused: not being a dick, I HATE drug tests, and I know for a fact they SHOULDN'T be legal, but, you know, we LET em' do it.


I will sniff that product out tonight, as I'm curious!!!!

 

Synthetic Urine


is the only way to go in my book. It will work every time. I have done it a few myself do to jobs and it is the best 50.00 I have ever spent. IG

 

Yuck Ish I pictured you sniffing your Piss and thats fucked up

 

kinico pads?


has anyone ever seen those pads you stck on your feet and it rids your body of toxins? some one sould do some research on those and see if they work for mj..... it could be a revelation!!!!

 

Synthetic Urine I Just Used It For My Job No Problems. They R Called Pee Sure And Another Is Yellow Snow. Comes With Heat Pad To Get To Temp.

 

I AGREE FUCK THE DRINKS, FUCK THE PILLS SYNTH. URINE IS THE ONLY WAY TO GO.

 

Sure thing! know you're test!!! I don't doubt for a second that many of the drinks/ masking agents work well, and often. If you're test is a emitt essay? then the drinks are a fair bet. It used to be, that the failed piss tests could be shared with other employers, but now with the HEPA laws? not so much, thank you, Bill Clinton.


I've STILL not researched the 'vales deal, and I don't doubt the claims that it's worked for so many, at all.


I've got TWO Federal jobs. Full time DoD Fireman, and partime Fireman for the National Guard. They BOTH use the Gas Spectrometer. Between them both, I make just under 100K a year. If I piss hot for one? it gets around. I mostly just drink booze to avoid the mind games of the tests. I have a Wizzinater. The fulltime job; you piss in private. The Military reserves the right to watcg you piss. Sometimes they do, sometimes they don't. I just don't have the balls to piss through a plastic weiner with someone two foot away. With ALL of that said, myself, and TWO others I work with have used the synthetic for the DoD, and ALL have passed, everytime.


Before I got on with the Fire service? I was working the night shift at a Tim Hortons donut shop :laughing5: living in the ghetto I was born in.


I CAN'T, and WON'T fail a drop. until they come up with counter measures, and they ARE working on them ie a skin surface swab, and a cheaper hair test, I will trust in fake ass piss.


I'm hoping the mouth swab comes out as the new standard as the Oakland FD uses, it's less invasive of you're private time! you could smoke ALL night long, brush your teeth, gargle, go to work, get swabbed, and pass EVERY time. Thats MY dream if they won't stop testing.


Synthetic is the solution, to the polution. :tvlaugh: