The noobs. (add some more if you got them)

Skunky, Useless, u fellas are not at all the ones I had in mind. U two have your shit on lock and u know it.. You are both one of the few members I will get advice from.. I def look upto u guys. The pair of u are both great contributions to the site. I dont know what we would do with out u guys.


Thanks fellas :thumbsup:


GFam

 

Yikes!


I hope I haven't been categorized...! But as I have been an "observer" on forums over the years, I try my hardest not to be any of those annoying newbies which described!!!:icon_confused:


Thanks for all that have helped so far, they're already lookin better!

 

Did we cover the "guess my yield from this bagseed under 40watts incandescent" Noob?


The gatorade noob I think was covered. ROFL. It has electrolytes, it's what plants crave. HAHAHAHAHAHA.


"The Pisser" noob that read urine has N and therefore pees directly on his plants?


Ohhhh Ohhhhh Ohhhhh! The Seed/Genetics noob that thinks he/she is going to cross some dank when he/she just bought all femmed from Arjan. How does that work again? Subcategory here is the noob who read High Times and thinks GHS is the Dogs Bollocks because they pay for full page ads and have won (bought) every cup they won since Shanti left.

 

Fuck ARJAN

:rofl6:


Man u bag on them any chance u get LOL You really took their bullshit personal! lol


Its understandable tho.. We all should.


GFam

 

I love cannabis. GHS is the antithesis of loving the plant. They just love your $$$$$$$$$$$$.

 

Shit, sounds like running business to me...........but the bullshit and lies they've stood by makes em shady so, I get it

 

Wtf

What are you talking about? Pissing streight on the plant doesen't work.:icon_scratch: I think I need to go back to FAQ. I thought ...didn't I read somewhere...oh, never mind.


Peace

 

which brings up the question..is there anything around in my kitchen to bring the ph to 8.2 ?


Which i think i read somewhere is the number to go for.


So i don't have to go and buy what special mix to get it there.


Tested the water from tap that i let sit for a while and it was pretty close specially when i put in some of that crystal and re-tested, but just to make sure.





EDIT: FOUND IT< THANKS, i was way off

 

How about the


Dont Listener Noob + No time to do it right noob


I helped a couple all year long, even though they didnt listen to ANYTHING i suggested. They called me every WEEK of an outdoor grow to "talk" about their plant. Even with them constantly derailing their own grow, I managed to help them keep their plant alive until 1 month before harvest. Then they REALLY stopped listening, and destroyed the plant. It seemed the more excited they got, the less they heard. "DO NOT SPRAY YOUR PLANT WITH BUG KILLER, REMOVE EACH CATERPILLAR BY HAND." I said, what did they do? They tell me "I dont got time for that" and sprayed it. The next day it looked like the plant was set on fire. 6 thumbs down for the dont listener noob.

 

more than one kind of noob??


Oh shit! I have done many of those things. Am I a noob combo of some sort?:bash:


but I have learned from most of them.

 

The Connossieur Noob


Ridicules every sac picked up from his guy, claiming that these particular buds were immature, or these probably needed CO2, when in reality he has no idea because he has never grown himself. I guess this actually constitutes a pre-noob, as they haven't grown.

 

Youtube Newb


Hes the guy who saw some vids and thinks he knows more than the collective.


Most newbs are cool with me, Im a newb still imo but I know and do so many other things non mj related and if it were not for newbs


I might laugh less often.


One time we had a newb on the gun range, Never shot a 7 mag but claimed he was good with other rifles.....so.....


Anyhows Silly ass puts his nose to close to the scope and pulls the trigger


We thought he was just checking the optics......


Well it busted his nose up pretty good, Hated to laugh


I do give him credit.....He did not drop the 7mag.

 

The BHO NOOB.


Uses PVC and Kings butane for his extraction. The crappy butane leaves carninogenic residue. The PVC releases a toxic compound when it comes in contact with the 'tane.


This brings us to the next, and IMO, the best noob ever.


The "OMG IM ON FIRE" noob.


This genius read enough to know that you must purge the 'tane from the oil. But didn't read the flammability and explosive warnings on the side of the butane can. So he purges his oil on a gas stove with the flame on high. Then has to ask why he almost burned down his kitchen, and no longer has eyebrows or eyelashes. Then as a sign of his pure, raw, infallable intellect, he does the same thing two more times, with the same result.





(This actually has happened to an experienced grower most of you know. LOL Name withheld to prevent embarrassment because he's a friend of mine. ROFL )

 

haaaa. classic.

 

We all do some noobish things from time to time. Hell, I use fox farm ocean forrest soil.


How about the CREDIT CHECK noob.





A newb that attacks people with credibility, just to try and seemingly give themselves credit?


Or the


Broke Ass Newb...





A newb that is just a broke ass trying to hate on a brotha cause hes got a nice setup?


Or the HASH CHALLENGE newb.


Ever been challenged, then put on ignore the moment you accept the challenge? I just was. Got challenged in PM, then in public thread... Then +1 to ignore I was. LMAO. AKA THE "I CANT BACK MY SHIT NEWB"


PresidentKush Noob


Someone who goes around forum to forum just looking for people to learn from, so that he can better help his locals with their medical marijuana decisions. (thank you all) I try to learn anywhere I can.

 

Too funny-one of the best threads I've read on any site-Two Green Thumbs up!


I'd like to apologize in advance for my ignorance in the proper use of the site-BBcodes-signatures-whatever else I haven't figured out yet-no offense meant-just due to a general lack of interest in bells and whistles-although I do enjoy that so many others put n the extra effort....

 

I've been here for a little spell and I don't know what the bells and whistles are for either. I came to learn and improve my growing and smoking experiance. The only "bells" I need are the ones I get from a HUGE bong hit. :redbong:

 

I concur-hold a big one for me!

 

In an ever-evolving hobby that puts to use science mix with nature, math, skill and good old luck, most of us are noobs from time to time. I've been at this for three or four years and every grow make me feel like I don't know shit (until I smoke it). If it weren't for you guys like stash, useless, rasganja...I'd be trying to grow my meds in my closet with a bunch of aquarium flourescents using rose food. Thanks for making my noob dumbness a little less dumb!