Rap Battle Thread!!!

Just living, man. Trying to live life sans quiet desperation.

 

Crooked timber gots bent wood


Fucks Boa's mama round the corner


& it's all good


It ain't tight


but it's all right


He's rootin' in her bush all night


Pulls out the oak


& makes her choke


He was bo jangling w/ his acorns dangling


He was getting every angle in


He was trying to wreck her


But he never did check her


After he left


he found termites in his pecker

 

Hank leave my boy timbers alone be for he widdles a shank


and sticks it in ur stank


you fuckin flake


your puttin everything at stake with rymes like those


i thought i told you id be choppin toes


man i hope you know


that this is just some shit flow


off the top of my dome


after smoking 10 bowls


of the finest green


not that shit u smk that tastes like sea weed


so put your pipe away and hit this blunt asssit:


cause in about 5 seconds ima make you look like a punk

 

Hey hank y yo panties in a bunch


seems like u didnt get ur fiber for lunch


now i know you'll come back with some more about my mom


man did you know you could sleep in her thong


nasty ass dude fat bitch sitts on her own altitude


but ima stop bein rude


and let you two get back to that fourplay


and imma just step out this door way


Take ya time dont matter to me


stutter till it hurts while I freestyle freely


I can make this shit look so easy


just settin the stage so time to get scary


ill be waitin with ya girl stealin her cherry


have her walkin bow legged for a couple of days


i can definatley say it was worth smkin hay


holla back at me cause its me you should thank


call me roto router for gettin rid of that stank


but dont playa hate


like walkin on skates


cant call it rape


cause she likes when I stick my dick


between her cakes


tellin me how ur nothin but a flake

 

All I gotta say


jokers and wanna be smokers


gettin thrown out of high stakes poker


while I be claiming all my chips


cant even compare,


dont even D.A.R.E.


hold up let me light this Flare


let everyone know whos using that fake mean muggin glare


but in all honesty you sound like you runnin a D.A.R.E.


sometimes hank I wonder if your even a toker


I think your just a small time joker


A is if D.A.R.E. to smoke her


I know you in Japan,


but come on man


do you even own a single gram?


I heard you into riding bikes


like yikes, trikes, and fights?


im all for going green


but not for you turning into a drama queen...


I stay tokin on the good sensi,


while you cant even find that ghetty green...


I know real killas liven in


Afghani, Iraq, Pakistani, & cant forget MIAMI


with real choppers,


no not a heli AK-47s like you see in movies!


but no them soldiers cant wait to get back to the states


instead you rather live in japan,


I cant relate?!


Real soldiers look at you an see a P.O.G.


lame as a dead ass frog...


croak croak croak


joke joke joke


smoke smoke


oh shit you aint got no smoke


I guess I forgot your a fucking joke


All in fun and games of your thread hank man. have fun:beerchug-2:

 

OOOOOOOOOOOO you gonna take that hank, dont act like a fish flake


act like fish bait but dont be the bait


kill this fish with that jap ish


then leave him for me to serve him up on a dish.....

 

3 days and no reply, whats up Hank you put down the mic? by the way im no rapper i do listen to it not as much as i did in high school and teens.. mostly into classic rock, reggea, rock n roll, raw rap not mtv crap rap, some metal, and old hardcore punk not this new rise against shit.


Edit: time took to make above rap 1 hour sober in the morning.:anibong:


if i wasnt going fishing soon and already stayed up all night maybe i would bust another, but thats for another day now wish me luck on catching a snook!

 

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