The job details don't matter, but I thought it was funny that I am signing the DRUG-FREE WORKPLACE agreement while I'm High As A Kite. Tonight is my last bong night so I'm getting wasted Gotta go back to vaporizing tomorrow so I'm not coughing at work. It's a temp job so there's no testing unless they suspect something or want to make me a "permanent" employee. I used to do nothing but temp jobs just so I wouldn't be subject to random tests. Besides being a constitutional violation, what really makes me angry is the drugs they check for, while alcohol is more dangerous than all those illegal drugs combined, and I've known plenty of people that drank on the job.
Congrats, HHHG! I too am starting a new job tomorrow, "drug free" of course, and now I sit and wait for the niacin to kick in and roast me alive so I pass the whiz quiz. Really stupid, as I have also worked with guys who were just sauced, on the clock, and thats just "no big deal". You can smell the jack sweating from their pores... Thats cool that temp jobs in your area dont test... They do up here. Mr thumb had a few really cranky months from not smoking just in case he got called. Pure hell! I was gald when he did so he'd smoke and chill the fuck out! Good luck to you:thumbs-up: GTWT
god as much as i bitch about my job atleast we dont have to take a drug test, cuz if we did the company would lose about 5 techs, lol. well good luck with the new job.
I too am starting a new job next week. But I do have to take a drug test. I'm not worried about testing, I haven't smoke in months. I have been looking for a 2nd job for 4 or 5 months. Now I should be able to save some money and get my own place. So good luck and congrats to us both. Peace.....
Good luck with the niacin. Hope you don't roast your liver in the process. Some labs also test for elevated niacin levels.
Congrats, all. I've been doing a part time job and was asked by my manager this week if I wanted to go to full time. I said yes. Then I was told one of the job site clients was looking for folks to take a drug test, and was asked if I wanted to take the test to be eligible to work at the site. I said no. Then he said it was cool, no further questions, and that he thinks i've got a great future with the organization and is glad I'm taking the position. Strange days...
Congrats on the jobs! Good luck with the testing. I am 3 weeks without smoking (about 5 months since smoking regularly) and basically it sucks. I am trying my best not to smoke at all until I am off probation now which will be 18 long months.
MrsBoa think of your family don't throw it away over some grass. If you absolutely feel the need to get high get some spice. Legal in most states undetectable in urine screens. It's a synthetic cannibinoid your kids are way more important than grass.
Shitty bosses Your boss really makes or breaks the job. You can do crap work for a nice manager and be happy, or do easy work for an a-hole and it's the worst 9 hours of your day, excluding the one hour of relief I get at lunch. So yeah my latest boss is a condescending prick. The good thing about temp jobs is that I only have to put up with this shit for a month or so, then move on to a new company with new bosses. Actually most of my bosses have been cool or tolerable over the years. On the niacin thing, I did that once and looked like a lobster and felt terrible. I don't think that is a foolproof method anyway and can't be good for you. I have Quick Fix on hand now. I used Zydot several times successfully in the past, but why drink a snot shake when I can just squeeze some synthetic pee into a cup? Need to stock up on it before every state outlaws it.
Just got back from my PO for my monthly interview. Dropped a UA last Wednesday. Had a toke Sunday night prior, went clean 2 days, used Test Pure Magnum as directed the day of the test. My report came up clean. Here's a link. http://www.test-pure.com/ If you follow the directions exactly it does work. Just not for the reason of cleansing like it claims. It's a dilution system that hides the dilution with added B complex and creatine. Nothing short of abstinence is fool proof, but this one worked for me.
:rofl6: This was all over the news 3 years ago here in Pittsburgh.... Remember them fake dicks with piss inside of em?????? A couple about to take a test for probation.....took one into a 7-11, put it into one of them SUPER MEGA microwaves to heat it up.......well it was in toooooo long and EXPLODED and blew the door open!!!! Leaving (what looked REAL) big fake dick parts all over the floor and boiled fake piss all thru the air Needless to say.....the humiliation was their punishment......HA! all over the news for weeeeks, even went to CNN Careful with your fake piss folks!
No fear energy drinks work for covering up dilution. Drink a shit ton of water the day before your ua then drink 2 or 3 no fears. No fear has creatine and b vitamins and has to be cheaper than the head shop drinks they pass off. A lot of it has to do with your consumption of tbc and body fat levels. A non regular skinny smoker can pass a test in as little as three days. Those of you that smoke 5 times a day are looking at up to 45 days to piss clean.
