What would happen if the cops found weed in a package?

Hey guys...i'm going on vacation and I just over-nighted using Fedex...


I absolutely intended not to have to use a return address or a phone number. To make a long story short...the lady hounded me for a return address so instead of choking her and telling her for the third time I don't care to put one, I did. Apparently it's really important. She was being a bitch. Anyways...she asked me for a phone number...I also declined. She again said it was required. Whore.


What I did was put a quarter of herb in a plastic air tight container...then I put it on a jar of peanut butter...all the while sealing the top over with a nice helping of peanut butter. Then I vaccum sealed all that four times over, leaving three layers of Iso alcohol in between each layer of vaccum seal...and it's with 20 pounds of other food. Cost me some serious cash.


My question is....what happens if it is found? My information is all over it and it would be easily traced back to me. Would they raid me over such a small stash? What would happen. I am specifically just worried about being raided. I could care less if they slap me with a misdemeanor. Nobody is going to be waiting for me when I pick up my package over a goddamn quarter are they? They would be super gay. plus the place i'm shipping it to is MJ friendly..so if it makes it into that state pretty sure i'm in the clear. What say you?

 

Sounds like they only way they'd find it is by accident. I don't see that happening, if it's packaged the way you described.


Even in the worst State, I wouldn't worry about 1/4

 

Last thing I shipped Fed Ex I used a fake return. They did not ask for a phone number. I have heard rumors lately that due to the home land security thing they are asking more questions.


If they are asking for a phone I would give them a fake one. Under no circumstances would I use my correct phone or address on anything shipping.


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Yea no shit! She probably red flaged your package. Its odd to them that ya did not want to leave return address or phone number. Why would someone not want to leave a return address? Someone sending drugs or bombs or hate mail to name a few.

 

Man I still say the US Postal Service Flate Rate Boxes rule. The packaging is free at any post office and you can pre purchase the postage. So I have recently helped a frend out and have sent a 1/2 zip on several occassions. Used a small Flate rate box. Vacuum sealed the bud, put it in another vacuum seal bag with dryer sheets. Placed that into a tyvek envelope wrapped that in heavy duty packaging tape. placed that into the small Flate Rate Box affixed the shipping label then wrapped the whole bx with clear packing tape. I used a fake return addy and no signature requiired. then placed the postage on it and dropped it in the big bin at the post office. 2 days later it was in my buddy's mailbox everytime. Plus all they ask is if its hazardous or perishable. no phone number needed.

 

Yup simple as that. I mean doin every thing you did is great but ive received bud in the mail only foodsavered once... USPS is probly the best one to go with...

 

Just got some presents from back home a few weeks ago, flat rate postal service. no id, all that shit. easy cheesy.


GTWT


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hope it goes well this time, next time definately a fake return addy, we always use the Governors mansion address in our state, figured he could explain it better than we could if it is found :thumbs-up:

 

NICE!!!!

 

Fucking Sherlock Holmes wouldn't be able to find that shit.

 

The worst part about it all...


Was trying to open the peanut butter covered baggie! haha. I got a hotel towel all brown and stuff...i bet the maid absolutely thought it was a bunch of shit! Until she smelled it...

 

Now that's too funny Glad thing worked out for you-Bud

 

Ahhh... couldn't you have washed a sealed baggie off first?


I'm silly that way.

 

usps rules fortunately


You could have somebody related to you send a half lbs to florida put the wrong address on the tickets return to your house with the same last name on it. You bitch they re send it in a new box to the correct address. since theres 2 different kinds (half I grew). shadyside they didn't like the other 1. and send it back to my address again. so now after all this I'm flipping out it people 4 using my address even if it is a legal grow site in my state. the point is that quarterlbs went back and forth from oregon to florida and back twice.


USPS It was never found:321fu:

 

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Have you ever tried to wash peanut butter off of anything, let alone a slick plastic baggie. Get you some creamy jiff and try it.

 

Still a hell of alot less messy if you get most of it off prior to using a towel alone.


Oh yeah. The answer is yes, I have.