My eyes, they burn!!!!

Whattaya mean, brah? You don't live in Hawaii, brah? You don't say "brah" all the time, brah? You don't have a mullet, brah? No wife with 8" fingernails who wears a weightlifter's belt, brah? Well then you must wear silver-tipped cowboy boots, brah..and feathers and turquoise, brah. Right, brah?


:roffl:


And when you catch bail-jumpers, brah, do you quote them biblical verses, brah?

 

Ok. I ain't looking. My imagination can conjure up enough horror's


by itself without searing my retinas.


BBT:danger::danger::danger::danger:

 

I looked and all I saw were some unusual genital piercings and some chick with a jewel type thing in her anus. Nothing that I would interpret as gang-related, just very fucking bizarre.

 

Hmmmm, decisions, decisions. :5propeller: :5shocking: :mashed: I think I'd rather not show up drooling.:bfttt:

 

why on earth would anybody want to stretch their nut sac???????? WTF??????

 

:roffl: Dog uses that spray-foam mace. WTF is that shit? I swear it fucks his crew up worse than the dudes he's fightin with. :roffl:....brah.


TA....You nailed it....the fucking ritual of "The day he met the Dog was the day he smashed his ice pipe." :roffl:


Res, I thought you were a lobbyist. Seriously.

 

That's supposed to be OC pepper powder, not paintballs. If they are using paintballs, I hope they have the power setting at max and aim for the eyes.

 

What a bail bondsman are you shitting me???


Ya got long hair now and a bandana on your arm with tasstles too??:roffl::roffl::roffl::roffl::roffl:


Well all I gotta say Ressy is your girl better have a build like this to keep your reputation up!:roffl::roffl::roffl:

 

LOL Dog is all biblical and shit tryin to help these dudes be better fathers. It's so fucking funny...and its mostly b/c the Chapman family is so absolutely real (in the early days). When I first saw the show I said


"Are you fucking kidding me with this guy?"


And my friend says "No. This fucking guy really acts like this. That woman is like 5" tall with cartoonishly disproportionate real boobs and 9" fingernails and a weight belt trying to chase people down and fight." These are actual people, this guy "Dog" is a real dude."


I havent seen it since it since the early episodes. I dunno even know if it's still on. Unbelievable that Beth has to wear that weightlifting belt b/c her tits are so absolutely huge. LOL..those boobs got her so top heavy that she can't hold herself up. Carrying those boobs around is prolly kinda like doing dead-lifts all day.


Back to the OP..Ive never seen anybody in real life with pierced genitalia. I've been with girls with pierced nipples, but that's it. As far as those pics go....man that kinda extreme aint my gig. However, the other day I was watching a porn scene and this guy did have a small, thick ring/hoop pierced right through the head of his cock. Just like some of those pics. The guy did seem to be getting off a lil more than normal. Also when the chick in the movie was sucking him, she was playing with the ring/hoop with her tongue and lips. It appeared to make the blowjob a more pleasurable experience for him and the chick. Interesting culture the xtreme piercing/body mod.


Why are you so interested Res? What does pierced dicks have to do with the bond & recovery business?

 

That actually pretty logical.:thumbs-up:

 

Scotty, all the shit you do and you've never seen a pierced pussy? Really? I've seen about 100 of 'em.

 

Nope, never seen it in real life.


Sounds like you're adventurous in this area.:bravo:


What are you into that you've seen so many?

 

A pierced hood is pretty common.

 

Ive been with a few that had em and a bunch of nipple n tongue jewelry