Lost around 3052 lighters so far this year. Can be sitting in one spot toking all day, :bong-2: get up to take a leak issing: BAM! Where the fuck did my lighter go? :BangHead: Plate of weed? check. Jar of weed? check. Pipe? check. Papers? check. Everything 'cept the fuckin' lighter? How's a motherfucker supposed to smoke weed without a lighter? :jj: Oh! :5eek:...don't tell the cops about that.....might make lighters illegal next. edit; It's in my fucking pocket.:wtf?: How'd that happen?
We buy those bic lighters by the pack. I still had to use the damn bbq lighter the other day. Felt like I was toking on a crack pipe!
I keep one of those handy just in case. As for lighters, everyone I know, knows better then to give me their lighter. Odds of them getting it back are slim. When I was a drinker and going to bars, I made a game out of stealing people's lighters. My record for one nights haul was 17 lighters. Right now I have 7 in the junk drawer in the kitchen. As for how the lighter got in your pocket? I'm guessing Some stoner put it there to confuse you. Peace....
Ya, I've lost a bic within seconds of getting back in my truck. Where that fucker goes down in them seats can stay there.
I NEVER lose lighters, but the day you posted this, I couldn't find my carry-around Bic. I was on the phone with Headcase, out in the woods running the boys. I go to light a smoke and no Bic. Zippo went dry. FUCK! Today I find it in my scrub bottoms! Forgot to take it out after work Fri. night
In a pinch a cel phone battery and chunk of bare 12 gauge wire makes a nice lighter. Yeah...lost my lighter camping before.
When you used it to light your bong later, did you run it under your nose? Savor the aroma of the fumunda cheese?:5eek: :roffl: :kidding:
What guy wouldn't? Thats proper ediquette on a commercial concrete jobsite....I also had this boss, that I fuckin hated with a passion....there was a number of sweaty ball swipings of his lunch,keys,tools, etc...anything I could get my hands on basically...Fuck him~!!!!! :rofl6: Besides, what man doesnt smell his finger after damn near anything?? LOL And Res...Fuck off and ill eat that delicacy on my death bed, with a smileopcorn-2::thumbs-up:
