origin of yeti

2005-03-15 13:55:00
Yeti originates from mentally unbalanced individuals

Several months ago, respectable Russian biologists made a hypothesis as concerning the present-day origin of yeti. Audacious researchers state that the unknown primate is a wild retard or his retarded descendants.

We know from history that retarded people often sought isolation from the society, consequently soon lost all habits typical of the society in general and turned into real "snowmen." Russian classical writer Ivan Turgenev told a story about such a creature that he came across. Locals in some place in Russia remembered a crazy woman; she escaped to the woods when got absolutely insane and got really wild but still remained incredibly strong. The writer said he met the creature while hunting in the woods in that area.

Therefore, the yeti phenomenon may be no evolution at all but a mere degradation of ordinary people into apelike creatures.

 

I never heard of retarded people seeking isolation from humanity.


I don't think retarded people could live in the wilds on their own.


I believe that, once you take away the hoaxes and the mis-identifications, everything points to a "Yeti" (and Bigfoot) being nothing more than a hermit in animal skins.

 

i thought the theory was incredibly humorous. No offense to retarded people intended..i just thought it was rediculous someone would ever publish such a thing

 

I find that insulting!!


:LOL:


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I would have liked to have done a hoax back in the day when people didn't know as much. Heheh.


People believe a lot of crazy stuff... all you have to do is write it and put it on the internet. Type in the word "indigo children"... these new agish people believe that their kids are somehow special because they have certain senses in intuition... All you gotta do is have a website and someone will buy it. and there is much worse out there...

 

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Quote: from fromthemorning on 6:19 pm on Mar. 15, 2005


I would have liked to have done a hoax back in the day when people didn't know as much.  Heheh.

I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.

 

I may be a hermit, but I don't wear skins. That's all me baby!

 

And a fine Yeti you are herbie.

 

Wild Retard lmao thats bloody funny.


We have plenty of yetis down here in Nz!

 

Some say they originated somewhere around Green Bay Wisconsin.

 

Looks like that one is on the way to get a Big Blender :LOL:


(Edited by Randy_High at 12:57 pm on Mar. 16, 2005)

 

Nah LP...that was me doin' a Cambell's Soup commercial.

 

I sorta noticed the back of the pants there forming the distinctive Chunky® shapes.

 

:LOL: Herbie...your avi is a riot!  Thanks for the giggle!  


....a wanna be redhead yeti eh?    But the real question is Herbs...does the carpet match the fro?  


<~~thinks the yeti needs a trim or a relaxer in that doo he is sportin!