to GK Jeopardy Im your host Alex Trebek we have a fine gang of competitors here with us tonight folks lets here it for the stoners round the world!! (APPLAUD) (APPLAUD) Ok you know the rules: All answers must be written in the form of a question. For Example: This is the current president of the United States? answer: "who is George Bush"... The winner will be the stoner with the most points...duh. In the case of a tie there will be a "Smoke Off". Points are given on a per question basis each question being ranked on a specific point scale. The harder questions obviously being worth more than the easier questions. All GK members, family members and guests are welcome to play! OK stoners of the world show us your brains arent as fried as the DEA says they are! Here we go: Category one: HEALTH 1. An allergic respiratory condition which causes wheezing and difficulty breathing leaving the victim gasping for air in severe cases (1,200 POINTS) 2.I was born in Austria. Receiving my medical degree from the University of Vienna. Soon after my apprenticeship I began collaboration with Breuer on the use of hypnosis in the treatment of hysteria. My theories and works were embraced and later rejected by such masters in the field as Jung and Bleuler (3,250 POINTS) 3. A chronic infectius disease caused by an acid fast, rod shaped bacillus. This disease mainly affects the skin, the perripheral nerves, mucosa of the upper respiratory tract, and also the eyes apart from some other structures. It has afflicted humanity since time immemorial. It once affected every continent and has left behind a terrifying image in human history of mutilation, rejection and exclusion from society. (2,750 POINTS) Category Two: SPORTS 1. My name is Edson Arantes Do Nascimento what is my beloved 'nickname' known round the world and for what North American city did I play before retireing? (3,500 POINTS)... 2. This former NFL quarterback phenomena holds many NFL records, he played for the same team throughout his career. His teamates say he was stern yet a giant teddy bear. he literally rewrote the NFL record book yet never won a single Superbowl. who is he? (2,750 POINTS)... 3.In the late 90s I played in my proffessional basketball 1,042nd Consecutive Game! by appearing in a 10*-8* win over New Jersey. I eclipsed the record of former ABA and NBA star Ron Boone (1,200 POINTS)... category 3: FOOD 1. This is A fruit characterized by its many seeds used to make wine in its native region of semi-tropical Asia (3,500 POINTS)... 2. The name of the book written by a Rolling Stone editor based on exotic foods from round the world such as cobra wine, bull testicles, and maggot fried rice (2,750 POINTS)... 3.Dont forget to drink your...? (1,200 POINTS) Category 4: MUSIC 1. I harbored Charles Manson and the family for a time before kicking them out of my home because they " Creeped me out maaaan" Ive been known to over indulge in drugs, women and to keep strange company. Im a famous percussionist for a classic california band, who am I. 2. I was the little guy of NWA my homies went on to become super stars my career fizzled before theirs it wasnt easy(2,500 POINTS) 3.This guitar legend once played for Little Richard before going on to super stardom(1,200 POINTS) Best of luck my fellow GKers! I made the questions as un- internet friendly as humanly possible. Who is the most trivia savvy stoner? we'll soon find out. This is alex Trebek signing off saying Thank you and Goodnight! (Edited by SD at 9:39 am on Dec. 6, 2004)
Health: 1. Asthma 2. Deformed Fetus Syndrome 3. ? ? ? Sports: 1. Michael Jordan 2. Can.t think of name but he played for NY jets. 3. Food : 1. Milk 2. 3. Grapes Music: 1. 2. Eazy-E 3. Beach boys member (somehing HARRISON) ?
health 1) what is asthma? 2) what is leprosy? 3) who is freud? sports 1 2) who is joe namath 3 food 1) what is ovaltine? 2 3) what is a pomegranate? music 1) 2 3) who is dennis wilson?
Ohhhhh! PaintBall420! You forgot to write your answers in the form of a question ie. WHAT IS asthma....WHO IS Michael Jordan. Im so sorry PB420 but we cannot accept your answers in thet form:frown: However you may BUZZ in again with your answers in the correct form and we will GLADLY tally your score
Well played round Mary Mary! Mary now leads the pack with a total of: 16,400 POINTS! Kudos to you Mary and we look forward to your playing the next round!
slam , "DING" ok Alex . or SD . HEALTH : Q1 , whats is Bhroncial Asthma ? Q2 , What is Leprosy ? Q3 , Who is Seigumond Freud ? Sports : Q1 , Who is Dominque Wilkins ? Q2 , Who is Dan Marino ? Q3 Who is Pele & the NY Cosmos ? Food : Q1 what is Milk ? Q2 , no idea . Q3 what are Mangos ? Music : Q1 who is Jimmy HEndrix ? Q2 , who is Easy E ? Q3 , who is Brian Wilson ?
It looks like youre giving Mary Mary a run for her money Kenny! with a grand total of: 21,650 POINTS... Kudos to you Kennyde99 with a well played round indeed! SFC we would love to tally youre score however we ask that you attempt to answer 7 or more questions as giving your score over just 2 questions may or may not give away the answers...You seem somewhat Jeopardy Savvy SFC, join us?
I figured Mary had most of them already. That is why I didn'y answer all the rest. Better luck next time I guess.
mr trebeck, i would like to change one of my answers. i mean, what is i would like to change one of my answers?
here i go ... mr trebek, re the question about the teddy bear sports guy, the answer is ... who is terry bradshaw?
Ohhhhh! Im sooo sorry Mary, but the correct answer was Who is Dan Marino....Who is Dan Marino... however youve played a fantastic round Mary!! coming in a close second with a formidable total of 16,400 POINTS! nothing to shake a stick at Mary! Thank you so much for playing Mary and for your effort weve put together a gift package for you so it has been time well spent. Tell her what shes won Rod, Dick, DickRod whatever THE HELL your name is! WELLLLL ALEX! WE'LL FIND MARY SPRINKLING IT ON WITH HER YEAR SUPPLY OF GRATED CHEEEESE! YES MARY START MAKING THOSE TACOS, BURRITOS AND OMMELETTES AGAIN WITH YOUR YEAR SUPPLY OF GRATED CHEEEEESE! Ahhhhh yeah...thanks Rod. Anyway, that having been said it looks like we have a NEW GK Jeopardy Champion with a Grand total of: 21,650 POINTS! A new GK Jeopardy record! our winner being KENNYDE99! Come on over here Kenneyde! Congratulations!Whats he won Rod!? WELLLLL ALEX! OUR NEW GK JEOPARDY CHAMPION KENNYDE99 HAS WON... A NEW CAR!!!! THATS RIGHT KENNYDE THE NEW 'TOKER SX' BY CHEVEROLET BE SEEN AND HEARD IN YOUR NEW 'TOKER SX'! Thank you all for playing and be sure to join us next week on GK JEOPARDY! [APPLAUD] [APPLAUD]
THIS ISNT JUST ANY CAR KENNYYYY! THIS IS THE 'TOOKERR SX' BY CHEVRE... Shut your ever lovin hole Rod!!...Yeah Kenney its a tuna can no doubt about it but its a tuna can with BALLS so enjoy it and dont get into any low impact fender benders cause you'll be spending a fortune on body work. These things have panels on top of panels youre lookin at breakin the bank if you hit even a chuahua. So watch it out there.
