A guy goes into a bar in Washington, for a beer. Who should he see at a table by the window, but George W., and Donald Rumsfeld. "Aren't you George W. Bush, and Donald Rumsfeld?" he asks. "Yes", replies GW, "we are". He is stunned - "What are you doing here, in my local bar"? "We're discussing World War Three", replies George W. "That's right", says Donald Rumsfeld, "we're talking about killing four million Iraqis, and a tall blonde girl with big tits". The local asks "Why are you going to kill a tall blonde girl, with big tits?" Donald Rumsfeld turns to George W. and says, "You see, I told you no-one would give a **** about the four million Iraqis! SADDAM HIDING NUKES WMD'S ON EBAY! shhh dont tell bin laden! LMAO!! WHAT DO YA THINK THEY CHARGE FOR ADMISSION?
why did the new french navy build thier ship with a glass bottom? To see thier old navy! ------ WW2 french guns for sale!! Never fired and only dropped once! -------- Did you hear about the new french tank? it has 6 reverse gears and 1 forward incase they get attacked from behind!
Why are the streets of France lined with trees? So the German soldiers can march in the shade!!! Thoughtful Frenchie!!! Last week at the U.N. while taking a vote the French represenative raised both hands, out of habit!!! Dumb Frenchie!!! all you Frenchies out there, my family is from Frenchie land, but I feel much better!!!
That frickin blonde joke is why I loooooove Sylent, Northie! Viva La France!!!!! That's what the majority of the UN was screaming (and CLAPPING!) today!!!!!!!
