ALIENS PLEDGE THEIR SUPPORT IN WAR WITH IRAQ You won't have to go it alone, America, say extraterrestrials WASHINGTON -- President Bush may be receiving some much-needed help in his quest to oust evil Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein -- from a band of America-loving extraterrestrials! The otherworldly warriors have offered their armies and weapons expertise in a series of top-secret communiques to the White House, and the President is now certain that Baghdad can be taken without a single American casualty, according to a high-level Pentagon source. "We have been contacted by an alien force from another galaxy which has offered its full military assistance for an invasion of Iraq," says the official who spoke under condition of anonymity. "We are weighing the pros and cons of their generous proposal and plan to make a recommendation to the United Nations General Assembly in the coming weeks." The official stressed that this is a separate race of aliens from the ones that warned the governments of Earth to avoid all war, as reported in the October 29, 2002 edition of Weekly World News. These new aliens seem to be brazenly defying the wishes of the galactic fleet that sent a message to all Earth governments saying "Knock it off -- or else." The aliens have provided the Pentagon with details of their highly advanced weaponry, and have suggested the best strategies for the American and alien armies to work together. "Although I can't discuss details," says the official, I will say the entire operation should take just a few days. Saddam would be wise to order his army to stand down." The aliens have committed troops and resources because they are fond of Earth, especially America and its ideals. "They love Americans. Everything about Saddam Hussein disgusts them. They want to fight alongside of our troops and drink beer with them when it's all over." While the Bush administration is elated over the aliens' willingness to help overthrow Saddam, some critics remain skeptical about America's newest allies. "It sounds like Bush is getting desperate," says one skeptic. "Little green men wanting to fight side by side with America? It's like Bush can't get the support of the other countries on our world, so he's counting on getting help from other worlds." The White House is viewing the alien offer with a cautious eye. "Most of the other countries on Earth are opposed to America attacking Iraq first," says a spokesman. "The President wants to weigh his options very carefully and have the full support of the governments of the Earth before he takes any action. "But as soon as he gives the order, the aliens are ready to fight by our side." Plans for the invasion of Iraq and the removal of Saddam Hussein should be finalized in early 2003. -- By Ahmet Farouk (Edited by Sylent Skull at 12:42 am on Feb. 9, 2003)
All that and a cup of tea!!! I'm glad the aliens are on our side!!! That would explain the crop circles in my garden!!! I knew there was something at Roswell!!! I wouldn't be supurised if thats why the Soviet empire fell!!! ( about that, by the way, Rangerdanger) Well this really clears up alot of things for me!!!
What this world fuckin' coming too!!! Armageddon is in sight boyz and this **** just took the safety off Me I wanna blaze one with one of them...so alien's did creat a couple of humans for an experiment and to see how advanvced they could get...and now look where we are..Hussain's a threat to the world so the 'bosses' haves to come in and save their project from going overboard huh...I see it now..all the pieces to the pizzel are in place and the puzzle is.......world destruction!!!
