One time when I got high (smoked out of a gravity bong... GOOD WEED [an ounce beetween 4 heads]} I had cottonmouth and I went into a store (Highs [how convenient]) and I was askin him "HOW MUCH FOR A DRINK" & my cottonmouth was soo bad I was saying "HOE'CH DO'A GINK" and the guy kicked me out of the store because he was Mexican & he said I was insulting his race... **** dat ****. I got plenty more stories but I really dont feel like typin so I just told ya'll a weak story..
Pissed on my friends car cause I thought he did on mine... but he didn't... He caught me on the act and I just stood there pissin'... later I ran around naked...
One time I was stoned as hell sitting on my friends couch. They said I was starin at the wall looking like I was gonna pass out, but then I just stood up and walked out the front door (At like 2:30 in the morning.) My friend followed me and said I walked down the street to this girls house, knocked on her door, got food from her, then went and sat down in her front yard and ate the food and a couple pieces of grass. I then went back to my friends and passed out in his front yard. (I was also a bit drunk)
I snuck into the local pool when i was 15 all stoned up. The cops shined spotlights all around and didnt find us. I think they are so stupid around here. Better knock on wood.
