England

Discussion in 'Smokers Lounge' started by bLITzkRIEg420, Jun 7, 2009.

  1. bLITzkRIEg420

    bLITzkRIEg420 sHAPesHIFTinG rEPTiLiAN

    I have always wanted to live in England. I have thought about living in Europe for a few years to be closer to my brother. He lives in Germany and has been there so long his letters come now in broken English and sometimes make little sense at all. Could be the Turkish Hash he is always talking about. :bongin: Either way if I were to live anywhere in Europe it would be the UK. Just wondering since I have a chance to talk to some of you who know, what's it like for an American in England? For real. Would I be able to find a job? Would my kids be ok in school? Do you welcome Americans or will it be like Germany where you better learn to speak good German and not sound like Der Amerikaner or you will get the cold shoulder!
     
  2. EvilSkuzzi

    EvilSkuzzi Sweet Guy

    Its ok we speak english! You just need to learn to spell properly and your fine!


    As for getting a job, you need to be a professional and qualified with a job before you get here to live here if your from outside the EU. I think. Its getting tough. Its a point system now.


    But if you do come, move to the north. Were more friendly! Southerners are odd! But we will steal ya wallet! :thumbsup:
     
  3. bLITzkRIEg420

    bLITzkRIEg420 sHAPesHIFTinG rEPTiLiAN

    Sounds a little harsh... :icon_confused:


    I'm a chef, went to school to cook and that is what I do. Not sure if that qualifies me fit to exist or not but it does explain why I can not spell properly! Germany was cool but I did feel a little unwelcome at times. I will say it is the cleanest place I have ever seen. They clean the woods there! No sticks or branches just perfect forest floors... Little weird. The Autobahn was fun. Seems like moving to any country but the USA has it's complications. Makes me appreciate the idea that here in the USA you really are welcomed and given a chance. For what that is worth...
     
  4. EvilSkuzzi

    EvilSkuzzi Sweet Guy

    lol the germans are just engineers! Anal isnt the word. But there canny lol.


    I used to do the UK accounts for a german company. God did they like dotting the I's! But this analness pays off! You ever drive an Audi? lol
     
  5. MrAstro

    MrAstro R.I.P

    Move to Seattle!
     
  6. TheApprentice

    TheApprentice Retired.

    come to bonnie scotland where a 'tan' is 55 stiiches down yer jaw:eek:


    skuzzis right on man,i mean london might be your 'scene' as its fuckin huge but up north we got a dry humour and working class folks,come to scootland live on the outskirts of glasgow and see the city surounded by mountains and view all the way up the highlands to ben lomond and ben nevis from your door step while toking a spliff,its all green and gritty round here,we will steal ya wallet tho,lol...ever googled murder city 1-6 on google vids with glasgow 'retired' hitman turned legitimate businessman paul ferris showing you some lovely glas gow scenery you wont find anywhere else:icon_wink:


    But you'll have free health care,al our hospitals are new round here,you'll still catch MRSA but at least their new right?:icon_confused:


    Scotlands the best small country in the world,better than holland,no jokes!:eusa_snooty:,lol,come to the UK ,its a place you either love or love even more,lol.Peace... I WAS NOT PAID BY THE SCOTTISH TOURISM BOARD FOR THIS POST:bigok: :eusa_think: i fuckin shoulda been tho:cya:
     
  7. Shiva

    Shiva All good things

    England would be nice, but if we're going to say move to Europe, Amsterdam all the way. Not to diss our british brothers, but any place where my favorite bud is legal, any port in the storm as the saying goes. Even without knowing the language, bud is universal. ^^
     
  8. Joe King Park

    Joe King Park Auto-Pilot Grower

    You Would Need To Learn Welsh If You Wanted To Work For A Welsh Municipal / Council Job , Be It Trashremover Through Officeworker


    We Have Untold Numbers Of Vietnamese Tri Ads Running Grow Factories Putting Our Little Crops At Risk


    Knife Fatalities Up 65%


    Cocaine Use Up 300% In The Last Three Years


    Electricity Cost ; Up 40-50% In The Last Year


    148 New Anti Social Laws Adopted Since 1997


    Nay Mate , You Are Better Off Where You Are , The Land Of Plenty


    We Are But A Small Country ( Built On Granite ) That Has Three Times The Population Of Canada


    Go To Beautiful British Columbia


    Nuff Said


    joekingpark.com
     
  9. Joe King Park

    Joe King Park Auto-Pilot Grower

    Shiva Is Right


    But I Would Opt For Say Haarlem ; It's Cheaper And The Bud ( Willie Wortels ) Is As Good As Anywhere Else


    15 Minutes From The Dam By Tram:wink:


    JKP
     
  10. EvilSkuzzi

    EvilSkuzzi Sweet Guy

    Id probs say that to if i was stuck in Wales!
     
  11. EvilSkuzzi

    EvilSkuzzi Sweet Guy

    The Dams nice, but they all speak Dutch. Im shit at langauges, english is hard enough!!!!


    (unfortunetly weed isnt legal in holland or anywhere else in europe!)
     
  12. strawberry.cough

    strawberry.cough looking into the abyss

    Hehehe it isn't anal. My dad is german, and it is pure hardheaded
     
  13. schui

    schui Excommunicated

    my dad is german too

    we only moved from germany since 1944


    thats why iam schui is my german grandfather.


    i would drive an AUDI but i can only afford VW its still new at has 2.8ltr v6


    plus the sound systyem is brand new bose, didnt go with the blaupunkt this time.
     
  14. Joe King Park

    Joe King Park Auto-Pilot Grower

    In Holland English Is Universally Spoken


    Holland Is The Best Country To Raise A Child ( The U.K Comes Second Last To Romania )


    Holland Tolerates Cannabis ( As Does Spain , Portugal , And Czech Republic , Etc And Have A Five Plant Personal Grow Limit ; So Buy Kiwi Seeds " Two Pounder " Strain :wink: )


    In Portugal All Drugs Are Decriminalised :shocked:


    99% Of All Seedbank / Coffeeshop Weed Comes From The Iberian Coast


    Go To The North Of Spain , Or Holland


    Personally I'd Pick The Basque Region Of Spain


    Skuzzi ; Wanna Buy A Half Acre On Hornby :wink:??


    JKP
     
  15. TheApprentice

    TheApprentice Retired.

    Why ya livin in Wales then JKP?:icon_confused:
     
  16. lukesmommy

    lukesmommy "lil doobie"

    I know if i were JKP i would be moving!!! I wish i could afford just to take a vacation to Europe!!! one of these days...:smokin:


    peace


    -LM
     
  17. Joe King Park

    Joe King Park Auto-Pilot Grower

    I Live Close To A Hospital That Costs Nothing


    I Grew Up Here , I've Come Back Home


    Here I Am Now http://www.penllyn.com


    Rednecks With Sheepdogs Instead Of Chainsaws .


    Worship Your Body ( Or At Least Try To )


    Joe:smile:
     
  18. EvilSkuzzi

    EvilSkuzzi Sweet Guy

    Agh, hes an NHS tourist lol


    The BNP are looking for ppl like you lol quick :yikes:


    just kidding.
     
  19. schui

    schui Excommunicated

    that is untrue

    I travel frequently to Holland and even Amsterdam, yes you can get people in the tourist trade that speak english. In Maastrict, Even Vlissingen, or on top near Assen, their is only Dutch speaking communties. The Dutch can also be used in an individual dilaect of friesland, man that language I can not even understand. Maybe 6 different dialects, maybe more in Belgium I speak three dialects of Dutch, French and Vlam.


    No one speaks english in sittard.
     
  20. weed sprite

    weed sprite Begun Flowering

    Just out of curiosity, What are the MJ laws like in Ireland and how would they feel about an American moving there (summer home)?


    Sprite
     

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