Hi there

Discussion in 'Introductions' started by EvilLesbian, May 2, 2009.

  1. EvilSkuzzi

    EvilSkuzzi Sweet Guy

    Your saying one of two things there:

    a) You love it up the wrong'n


    b) Not all women love anal (your trying to burst my bubble :( )
  2. TheApprentice

    TheApprentice Retired.

    Im with res on this topic 100%:thumbsup:
  3. choker

    choker HIDING OUT

    That sounds like fucking to me. No candles or foreplay. Just shredding clothes and going at it.
  4. choker

    choker HIDING OUT

    Very few like anal. Very few.
  5. choker

    choker HIDING OUT

    What about role playing mermaid? What is the #1 role play? This one is going to kill ya. What would your guess be? From 21 to 35 yrs old
  6. Mermaid

    Mermaid ~Sea Of Green~

    Resin I too agree 100 percent which is why I always say "I am a lady until the bedroom door shuts" ....then I like to walk on the wild side. ;) When your with the "one"....the one who steals your heart and all you do is think about coming home to fuck him well need I say more? ;)

    I just said not all women are like that, some need a drink or something to get the stick out of their ass for their just too uptight. I know many like that....either they never been in love to where they just wanted to let their hair down and show their animal side, or no one has made them want to act that way and have the most amazing sex. ;) Yes most women when they finally find the right mate will prolly try anything hopefully.... otherwise they are passing up some hot sex IMO. Hell I know chicks who claim they do not masturbate which sorry ...to me that is a big red flag as if you can not make yourself orgasm, how the hell will he? Everyone should know their body and what they like.

    Skuzz...umm my preferences in the bedroom are between me and my man, well when I find the next love as now I am single. Both my ex's were shocked for I seem so sweet and lady like until they finally got me in the bedroom...hahah let's just say I was the aggressive one. ;) Certainly NOT SHY at all when that door shuts and yep my animal instinct takes over. Love to try new things if my partner is willing and again as I always say.....when the door shuts, the whore or slut comes out in me and most women for we too love to blow off steam as it is the BEST stress relief IMO.

    Choker...I do not think whores are bad ppl ....in fact I feel sorry that some think it is the only profession they can ever do because most lack self esteem. Glad you treated your girls well...usually that is NOT the norm and most get beat up to never get away from their pimp which is sad.

    As for role playing?? You mean dressing up like a little girl or the school girl outfit OR????? Usually I did not need to have role play for I am very creative when it comes to sex because I love it.

    As for role playing,...hmmm never tried it so ?? You see both my ex hubby and ex b/frd never even were into sexy nighties....lol they just wanted me naked!! One time I did buy one, to only have it ripped off in seconds so what a waste of money!! Now they did like my sexy bras and panties. ;) I have thigh high boots but not sure what you mean on the role play?? LOL they were more into me being ala natural and did not like makeup, perfume or fake shit but then I never wear that anywhos. Maybe just a little bit in the winter if I have to go to a function but only the mineral makeup and lip balm. Not into the clown look and besides...I have freckles so really do not need it. I will say they both loved me in my work clothes which were always dressy due to my line of work so I had to wear skirts, dresses and suits with heels. Then again I do love wearing pretty dresses and all....also like to wear my play clothes at home as well.

    Res.....yep on everything you said bro!!

    You too AP!! If ppl only acted like animals, everyone would have great sex eh??

    As for being treated like a Princess, umm not into that and really just want a partner to love me for my brains as well as my body. :) Sometimes men make you feel like an ornament which was one thing I disliked about both my ex's. Sorry but for some reason when a man keeps buying you jewelry...you start to feel branded or that they are up to NO good.:rofl:

    Pick me wild flowers, surprise me with building me a deck or to fix something in my house, a bubble bath and nice meal and I am happy. Write me a love note even if it is 2 lines ...yep I like the simple little things in life.

    Usually I was the one who spoiled them but that is my nature. Love to treat my man as the king for lol it is much easier to get him to do those "honey do lists".... ;) My dad always fixed things for my mum and grew up with knowing how important and all the money you save when you are with a man who has some sort of skill. ;) I love doing the woman things and to nurture my family is just part of my personality.

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  7. strawberry.cough

    strawberry.cough looking into the abyss

    dang I really am just a bizarre specimen, ummm ummm ummm what can I say mermaid, the size queen on the site is the dyke bwahahahahaha. Oh wait, there isn't a guy behind this tool, maybe that is the difference. hehehehe I will have to bring out "anna" sometime and show her around. What can I say, had to name my dildo after freud's daughter. I thought it was only appropriate.

    I have seen the same ob/gyn doc for about 20 years. I loved it, she did the first pelvic on me and took feel in side and said to me, I thought you said you were a lesbian. I said I am, and she just thought a minute and said..OH, oh I understand. All us size queens have had our cervics shoved up to our throat. That is why I look like I have an adam's apple.:rofl:

    Skuzzi, I finally found a lesbian who had a butt plug. oh no wait that was you.... sorry still looking. I did have a lesbian at the holiday inn, does that count?
  8. Mermaid

    Mermaid ~Sea Of Green~

    LOL berry....well it can be the chick who uses the tool/toy. ;)

    Ahhh you named your toy "anna"....hehhe funny that all girls name our fave dildo eh? :) Have several with differ names....my rabbit is my all time fave I must admit. ;) Been thru almost 4 now....guess that rabbit is not the energizer bunny or I even am too much for him to handle. :rofl:

    LOL at what your ob/gyn said...hhaha funny girl!! :rofl:
  9. ResinRubber

    ResinRubber Civilly disobedient/Mod

    Some how I knew you'd miss it.
  10. EvilSkuzzi

    EvilSkuzzi Sweet Guy

    Thank fuck for that! I knew you were a slut mermaid ;)

    My bubble is restored!!!! (as much as SC keeps trying to bust it :angry: )
  11. Mermaid

    Mermaid ~Sea Of Green~

    Takes one to know one! ;)

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    Now give me my f**K me pumps back ya ho!!
  12. TheApprentice

    TheApprentice Retired.

    Is it really you?

    i know of you and your evil prowess evil lesbian or should i call you 'purgatori':roulette: .Stay where you are,your coming with me and jay -c and hellboy in skuzzis place..say bye bye evil lesbian and temptress!?:wave:

    Originally created and written by Brian Pulido, Purgatori is the tale of Sakkara, a former slave girl turned immortal vampire goddess. Sakkara was born in Egypt around 1390 B.C. and lived her life in servitude, working tirelessly to help build a burial tomb for Egypt 's Queen.

    When the Queen paid a visit to ensure the slaves were building the burial tomb to her liking, she took one look into Sakkara 's piercing blue eyes and became mesmerized. She took the young slave as her lover and wife, placing her above all of the other kept women. Sakkara had never been happier in her life.

    As time passed, the Queen became concerned about a possible slave revolt. She made a marital arrangement with her army's general, Ramses: the slaves would be kept in their place and he would become Pharaoh. His one condition was monogamy; the harem had to go.

    Thus one fateful evening, Sakkara walked in on bloodshed as the young women of the harem were being massacred. Upon being seized, Sakkara learned from the Queen that the completion of her tomb was more important than their marriage. Heartbroken, she broke away from the guards and attempted suicide by throwing herself out of a window, only to survive the landing.

    Her sadness gave way to a desire for revenge and she sought out immortality from Rath, an age-old Celtic vampire. Rath's bite transformed Sakkara into a winged, horned, crimson-skinned vampire with glowing white eyes. She attacked the Queen and Ramses at their wedding reception and sealed them in the Queen's precious burial tomb. Then, after a failed attempt to take over hell, she was exiled by Lucifer and renamed Purgatori.

    Purgatori's sexuality is not merely mentioned in passing or moved to the back burner altogether once the story takes off. Rather, it is fused into her being and is simply one part of her amazingly complex character: vampire, goddess, lesbian. Even when not at the forefront of the storyline, Purgatori's affinity for women is never completely abandoned. Whether she's merely looking for a bite to eat at the local lesbian S&M club or a roll in the hay to pass the time, she is never a lesbian in name only. :shocked:



  13. Mermaid

    Mermaid ~Sea Of Green~

    AP....EvilLesbian has protection among the girls in the den!!!

    Mess with her/him ...OR our shim, then you will have a 6 inch pump up your arse.

    Ummm and NO Jay -C OR hellboy will be taking our HO anywhere....we plan on pimpin her or him out. ;) Besides be very cautious in our den....."lions and tigers and bears...OH MY"!! Have a man interested in inserting a butt plug in the evil one's arse and a lady in waiting to as well>>>we are rolling in the money my frd!!

    Plus we will cast a spell on you so back off brother!! Unless you want to wake up with a plug in your arse with Bubba ready to ummmm hmmm well use your imagination. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
  14. strawberry.cough

    strawberry.cough looking into the abyss


    ok skuzzi, I was playing with a gal the other day who requested a little something like this. Wasn't sure if I should put it here or in the pet peeves section, cause I hate women who squeeze the veggies at the market. Anyway, that is as close to a butt plug as I could find. bummer
  15. TheFomorian

    TheFomorian Neo-Shaman

  16. strawberry.cough

    strawberry.cough looking into the abyss

  17. Mermaid

    Mermaid ~Sea Of Green~

    OMG...hahaha:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    Cucumbers are a good veggie ;) :laughing1:

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