How to spot a grower;

Discussion in 'Smokers Lounge' started by ResinRubber, May 14, 2013.

  1. ResinRubber

    ResinRubber Civilly disobedient/Mod

    1. When you first sit down for a session a grower picks up the pipe/bong and dumps anything left. A cat who buys weed hits it first just in case there's something left.
     
  2. Bje4201

    Bje4201 Vegetating

    HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH, damn, I never thought about shit like that. Hell I'll still smoke resin if I'm hard up enough.
     
  3. Bje4201

    Bje4201 Vegetating

    Oh, I got one. Instead of spear or bud they say cola and flower.
     
  4. Midnight Garden

    Midnight Garden Excommunicated

    That's some funny shit. I do that. My wife keeps asking me what I'm going to do with it all. Smoke it when I run out I say, but I'll probably never run out.
     
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  5. ResinRubber

    ResinRubber Civilly disobedient/Mod

    2. You're burning out of the other guy's stash and you find a seed. If he:


    A. shakes his head in disgust then apologizes, he's a grower.


    B. says, "WOW! A seed". He buys his weed.
     
  6. Bje4201

    Bje4201 Vegetating

    Well now I'm just embarrassed, working on fixing the "buying".
     
  7. Lvstickybud

    Lvstickybud Bongmaster

    Nope. I still say cola. Never said spear.
     
  8. Lvstickybud

    Lvstickybud Bongmaster

    A person whips out a skinny/pencil joint = buyer.


    A person whips out a 2-3 gram fatty = (usually) buyer, but could be seller.


    Ok, ok. I second guessed myself while typing. Since I went thru all the trouble of typing, I'm leaving it here.
     
  9. jr215

    jr215 Caged hippie

    He's the guy at Home Depot with the 600 watt light bulb in his cart.
     
  10. Lvstickybud

    Lvstickybud Bongmaster

    Around here you can't buy bigger than a 400 outside of a grow shop.
     
  11. nippie

    nippie preachin' and pimpin'

    3. Always has hash, good hash and he shares it


    but 1. that's dead on, never thought about it until you said it, but that's absolutely true
     
  12. Midnight Garden

    Midnight Garden Excommunicated

    That's what I am doing today, making hash. I have all my trim from last years outdoor and then two indoor grows I did this year. It's going to be a long but fruitful day. I'm going to be doing the dry ice method with a little twist.
     
  13. TheApprentice

    TheApprentice Retired.

    Where i come from a Grower ACTS like a buyer. You flaunt your shit and you pay the price. :smokin:
     
  14. ResinRubber

    ResinRubber Civilly disobedient/Mod

    It's not flaunting Ap..it's the tells.


    Like when a grower rolls a joint. Most roll a nice healthy doob, tip any excess off the tray back into a jar (dead giveaway). If some is on their lap or shirt they brush it off.


    A cat who bought his weed usually picks every crumb and gets it back in it's bag.


    Not flaunting...just a disconnect from how silly expensive the shit is.
     
  15. ResinRubber

    ResinRubber Civilly disobedient/Mod

    How do you spot a grower?


    When the social tray goes empty a grower says, "brb...gotta go get another bud"


    A cat who buys his weed says, "Shit. Outta weed."


    (thnx for that one Ap)
     
  16. rasganjah

    rasganjah True Ganjaman

    Second that.


    I've become known as that guy. I always seem to have hash (Usually Wax) and I always share it freely. Nobody else in their right mind throws half a gram of wax on a bowl and passes it around. Not at $50 a gram! I've never bought it so I don't think about how expensive it is. :passsit:
     
  17. TheApprentice

    TheApprentice Retired.

    Using my own shit against me now!!!

    Fucker:321fu: :tvlaugh: Yeah yeah i kinda gave you that one:cool:
     
  18. Stash2.0

    Stash2.0 Harvested Fat Sticky Bud

    lol you guys sound funny..
     
  19. ResinRubber

    ResinRubber Civilly disobedient/Mod

    Maybe...but this thread is supposed to be funny, kind of.


    We don't all have the luxury of living in a fully legal State and being immersed in an accepted industry my friend. For many of us hobbyists in non-legal States it's a fine dance of "who's in" before even considering whether to trust somebody or not.
     
  20. Stash2.0

    Stash2.0 Harvested Fat Sticky Bud

    yeah i'm from Oklahoma....I remember what it was like..
     

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