I hope IRAQ throws a barrage of nukes at the U.S.

But...it won't work!!

Heres the story: I was attending my nephews birthday party last week... an met a most interesting fellow. His name was Jim %$#@*. As we sucked down a few millers... his lips loosened... an "let the worms out of the can" on the U.S. Government that made me piss my french thong!!

He told me that the U.S. has a defense program set up - that if a nuclear missile were to be headed are direction - this device we have would shoot electrical pulses at the missile that would not only disrupt the electrical sytem of the warhead...but, would send it back to its point of origin!!!!!

HAHAHA, I laughed at this ..until everybody at our kitchen table told me he worked for the pentagon for the last 40 years and was sworn to keep his trap shut ...or else!!!

Listen. This is the reason the U.S. dismantle its "stars Wars" system. This program was 1000 times more effective than shooting down individual missiles with a laser and a 100 times cheaper to run!!

It gets better ... he told us that America had programs so powerful that they had to shelve them.

Like ..the device that we were going to use in desert storm ...that when pointed towards the country ...would make everybody FALL ASLEEP!!!

Or the device that would make anybody violently sick. Imagine...invading IRAQ while thay were on their knees ...thowing upon in helplessness?

****, we even had a device that would make everyone BLIND!!

A simple beam of light that causes blindness!!

But, Jim told us that the government couldn't use this **** because we couldn't figure out a way to stop it from harming the operater.

This is no joke!! This dude was serious!!

I guess we really have nothing to fear!!

 

yeah except someone floating up in a dingy off the coast and detonating a nuke there, or f a nuke in on a cesna or hot air balloon, or smuggling a nuke down through canada, etc, etc. many more ways to get nukes here besides a warhead. you can fit a nuke in a large briefcase these days.


i have a close friend who works in the NEST program (Nuclear Emergency Search and something) they are mentioned in Clear and Present danger, anyway their job is to go asess any nuclear threat against our country to see if it is real. he says we have an ok handle on things (weapons grade plutonium sales and missing warheads) but that there is still plenty to fear.


we will always have plenty to fear, particularly from attackers that have no concearn even for thier own lives.


"Therefore, if we want to do battle, even if the enemy is protected by high walls and deep moats, he cannot but do battle, because we attack what he must rescue." - Sun Tzu

 

Oooooo......Good quote.

 

ganja patriot: if this is true and this guy is for real i'm pretty sure that he's dead now. people just dont say **** like that to a stranger. i'm not saying you're a lier, but i'm going to and disregard what i just read.

 

I think the ganja patriot has some truth because ive read and heard somewhere or other that we have crazy **** to set off to people, but there is no way to guard the operator of it, seems feasible...i have no doubts that the government hides that schtuff from us.

 

send in sgt Bilko....he could play poker for nukes........\

 

Yeah i belive it but i think alot of that stuff is already known, i watched a tv show where they showed those kind of weapons.Like the microwave beam that will fry any eletronic devices,The missile defense system where 1 of our missiles intercept there's in midair.High pitched acoustic waves shake the enemy insides and make them violently sick,They got laser guns that will make the enemy blind for a couple days but wouldn't you rather shoot them with a bullet than a laser. The microwave beam weapon their developing(probably had it for years) seems like the most devastating it only shoots a milla second of microwave.imgaime we could fry anything with electronics like that.


That's probably not even close to the super weapons that the US really got if i seen them on tv.

 

..if the propaganda's right, then all the high tech mechanics are out of date...


biological weapons are easily aquired, easily dispersed, no need for armies of men or missiles, this is what the worlds GVMTS are worried about....the invisible threat on your doorstep......Sept 11 was a horrific attack, but it was a highly sophisticated plan by a small number of people that had been brainwashed with propaganda......if they had carried a suitcase nuke on board each plane, with biological dispersal capability, the effect would have been holocaustic.....


.....just my thoughts

 

I agree North. The next time we will not be so lucky.

 

Yeah all those weapons won't help a bit.Its all about security how your gonna find the threat. Pretty soon people are gonna have to decide whether they want freedom and their rights or safety.Its a trade off

 

...let's hope the weapons inspectors find the smokin' gun.....and when Saddams been


dealt with an' Bin Ladens bin laid out...


...maybe we could destroy our own weapons of mass destruction........\

 

North SHUT UP!!!!!! Your giving Bin Lid and his mates ideas!!!! lol


As for them weapons, there no secret! As grow has already said, they appear on the discovery channel at least once per week!

 

I'll be the guy who told GanjaPatriot that info is doing just fine. Most anyone who is involved in the Military or the federal government knows what's going on, to some degree.


The United States government has super advanced **** that is top secret. They WILL defend the country if necessary, don't think they won't because of POLITICS.


The situation is getting serious. If Saddam launches any type of attack against the United States he will be dead within 24 hours. We really have to worry about the attacks by other means, boat.. plane.. cyber attacks ect. Apparently Al Quida has been hacking away at government computers lately.

 

did any of you guys read the article in the national review? the headline was WHIMPS! and a picture of the RCMP... it says that canada are wimps and should have no part in the war against terrorism if they cant defend their own country. I being a canadian knows that our country is probably last in defense. in recent days, there have been reports that canada cant afford to pay for the gas bills of there tanks, air crafts and boats. we have cut everything down to the bare minimum. when it ocmes to defense you shouldn't lay back. since we have no offense then what the **** do we have? america is correct that we are in need of a change and if any terrisim attack is coming next i am not going to be surprised if it is in canada. we have to do anything and if we aren't oging to do it, america must. they are our neighbours and strong allies. we have the second largest oil reserve, the largest behind the amazon in forests and wood products and if america wants any of that they will have to help us. either by means of training our soliders or making a coalition of a North American Army.

 

you gotta understand my canadian friend that the U.S. government isn't doing too well financialy either, how could we afford to support a whole other nation. don't get me wrong...i like canadians for who they are, i like their views on politics and they seem more open minded

 

Only idiots are putting pressure on Canada.


They don't realize how much Canadians are doing to prevent further attacks (many Canadians died in the WTC attacks too ya know). The borders are secure as hell and they screen EVERYONE and EVERY THING. Unless you have complete documentation and a REASON to go across the border, you won't get through... yet CERTAIN Americans who have no idea what's going on with Canada are spouting off saying the Canadian/American border is weak. Try watching a Canadian news channel or hell even the BBC provides more accurate information than most American news channels.


It's just bullshit. Canada is the best ally the United States has got. We would never turn on each other like China, Russia, ect.. those countries have proved not to be consistent. Canadians will stick with Americans and Americans will stick with Canadians.


It's not like Canadians and Americans are much different, it's pretty much the same race/religion/culture and language, as opposed to other countries where all of that changes and communication and the ability to relate is impeded.


Set an American and a Canadian side by side and you usually will not be able to tell who's who. Set a Chinaman or a russian next to an American or a Canadian and see how well they are able to communicate and relate to eachothers entire culture.


Ah well, pretty simple comparison but I think it shows what I'm trying to get at.


If we were to go to war, there would be plenty of weapons.... regardless of the fucking "economy". The economy is non-existant.. it's government controlled.. it's bullshit. Hell, if the United States Treasury just printed more bills that would improve the economy would it not? HAHAHAHAHA


And in a time of war they will find ways of manufacturing tanks and **** regardless. Politics go out the window and the U.S. will use what RESOURCES they have available. Same with Canada. Canada's got plenty of tanks and missles and ****, we just don't brag as much as the United States.


In case you're wondering, I have dual citizenship.


Some people don't realize that Canadians and Americans are just separated by a border, that is it. Same type of attitudes with the people pretty much, although politics vary due to different governments. I do find that Canadians look at issues more clearly, no offense to any Americans. Like the whole marijuana legalization thing, all the OLD CONSERVATIVE WHITE GUYS in charge actually think it is a good idea. What does Bush think? What does congress think? PFFFT not any time soon.


Once these close-minded people die off we will enjoy a legal smoke.

 

COBRA,......you're obviously not French

 

LMAO!

 

There are some points in this string that are just wrong.


1. There is no possible way to turn a missle around and send it back to it's point of origin. Missles are ballistic, they fly in an arc. You can shoot a missle down, or blow it up, but once it's past the boost phase, it is impossible to send it back.


2. Nuclear weapons and biological weapons are mutually exclusive, the nuke blast will destroy and biowarfare agent. So, the idea of a suitcase nuke and a bunch of germs on a plane is a no go, it can be one or the other, not both.


3. Canada and the U.S. already have mutual defense treaties, joint service training, and shared commands (i.e. North American Air Defense command) Back in the cold war days it was assumed that a Russian invasion would come through Canada, and most of the land war would be in northwest Canada and Alaska. You great white north guys don't need to worry, we got your back.

 

hey 67ranch,


It is possible to re-direct a missile. Remember, these warheads have a guidence system thats all electronics!!