Living it Up in the Last Days of Saddam BAGHDAD, IRAQ- Hussein had told supporters that he plans to "party like it's 1991" until the very last moment of his regime, and last evening he proved that he meant business. The palace-rocking shin-dig, dubbed "the mother of all blowouts," began in the late afternoon and does not show any signs of stopping until coalition forces officially capture the capital city. Partygoers palace-hopped from one compound to another, drinking bootleg liquor and dancing the night away. There were dancers, kegs, fine roasted lambs and, of course, random amputations. Things reportedly got really crazy when the stripper arrived. As the brassy music blared, the young woman revealed the area slightly above her ankle to the hoots and catcalls of the menfolk. Unfortunately, one of the men became slightly aroused, so she had to be killed. Normally, slaying the entertainment would drain the energy out of a party. Such was not the case at Baghdad's hottest hot spot. In compliance with direct orders, revelers continued their reveling. "Not just anybody would decapitate a stripper for a friend," said long-time chum and bioweapons fetishist Ali Hassan Majid. "That's the kind of guy Saddam is. He's the best." "It's nice to see Saddam Loosen up a little," said third wife and first cousin Sajida Khairallah Telfah. "He's been so tense recently." After the party wound down a bit Thursday evening, Hussein and a few of his top advisors gathered in a small room in the palace to sit and chat. According to reports, the Iraqi President was quite emotional, even downright sentimental about the end of his era at the top of Iraqi politics. "You know, I look back on it now and I think maybe I focused too much on the torturing and beheading. I had a pretty sweet deal here for more than twenty years and I guess I blew it. I wish we had spent less time brutally cultivating resentment among our people and more time sitting around drinking beer and watching TV." Feeling the geniality of the moment, one of Hussein's top aides tried to tell a joke. "Of course, it would be nice if Tarik would change the channel from CNN once in a while. I mean, we don't need to be constantly reminded that we're friggin' doomed. Am I right?" Hussein laughed genially, then ordered the man disemboweled. "This is nice. Hanging out and enjoying one another. I'm just saying that I wish we had done more of that." Hussein's supporters nodded in agreement. "I know it looks bad right now, but you know what? I wouldn't change a thing," said the dictator, on the edge of weeping. "I love you guys."
mustache ride huh? saddam's been workin on that dick broom for as long as hes been around. sounds to me like hes abit
Was there any mention of Sadmans new 'friends' from the coalition? Trust they were also invited to his party but probably declined the camera publicity. Although they ain't had much choice so far.
