Moussaoui on Ashcroft

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  1. Sylent Skull

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    Sept. 11 Suspect Moussaoui Wants To Make Sweet Love To Ashcroft

    WASHINGTON - Accused Sept. 11 conspirator Zacarias Moussaoui said he wants to have sexual relations with U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft according to court documents today.

    Moussaoui, who is not an attorney but is posing as one to flatter Ashcroft, made the comment in a filing to the court complaining about closed-door hearings that were held in relation to his case on Jan. 30 in which Ashcroft wasn't present but sent a Valentines card instead.

    In the handwritten filing, Moussaoui accused Ashcroft of trying to "seduce" him through the media since the trial proceedings began in 2001. "We looks at me through the cameras and gives me that wink," the accused terrorist wrote. "He even wears the red and blue ties I sent him."

    "Ashcroft must be sent to Alexandria jail so I can have sweet, sweet passionate love with him. After all, openly gayness is now part of the American way of life," wrote Moussaoui, who is being held in Alexandria, Virginia.

    Moussaoui, a French citizen of Moroccan descent, has been charged of six counts of conspiracy, four of which carry the death penalty, in the Sept. 11, 2001 hijacked plane attacks. If convicted, he would first be put to death in the electric chair, then by lethal injection, followed up by the gas chamber, and finally being shot by firing squad.

    Moussaoui has fired his court-appointed lawyers and he is trying to represent himself in the trial which has just been indefinitely postponed. Insiders say the order to postpone was ordered by non other than Ashcroft himself.

    "The order to put off the trial, along with the obvious chemistry they portray towards one another through emails and press conferences proves that there is more there than most are aware of," Sue Johanson of Oxygen's 'Sunday Night Sex Show' told News2Me.

    "Moussaoui is French after all and well, Ashcroft is most likely all paranoid about naked statues and the like because he is afraid to explore his inner sexual appetite." When asked how Ashcroft could be intimate with a terrorist in custody Sue demonstrated with two plastic dolls as she explained that "sex through the bars would bring a kinky spark to the relationship but make sure the bars are lubed first."

    The document that included the comments about Ashcroft had two censored portions the court would not release. News2Me sources say though that the documents included pictures of Moussaoui in poses including one where he was wearing a wig, lip stick, and had his privates tucked behind his thighs. The pictures are said to be in Ashcroft's custody.

    Ashcroft had no comment on the documents or Moussaoui's claims the two are having a love affair but a spokesman for the Attorney General later said Ashcroft had locked himself in the facility bathroom with the Moussaoui documents for well over two hours for no explainable reason.
     

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