My CrAck Has, LikE, ALL Of ThEsE DrIed Up PiEces Of ****... LiKe, StUck To ThE HaiRs OF My AsS! WhAt CaN i DO? A CoMB? MaybE A LiCe CoMB? I'm ReaLLy NoT Too SUrE... PLEaSE HeLP!!! iT HuRtS ME!!!
'recked...I'd just leave 'em I've found the swinging 'n bouncing action they provide when you're walking aids in deterring flies
Stick you head between you ass and pull them off with your teeth. P.S. If you took a bath and washed your ass once in a while, you whould not have that problem.