My Fucking Luck....

Discussion in 'Smokers Lounge' started by greenthumbwhitethumb, Jul 26, 2011.

  1. greenthumbwhitethumb

    greenthumbwhitethumb down w the moral majority

    Ok, so most of you guys know I just moved, across the country. New job, newly single, no friends, yada yada.


    So I hop online to see if I can't get a date or two, mostly of boredom, a little bit of loneliness. Needless to say, the few dates I've managed to get have been less than quality.


    Well, I meet someone recently on there who I really clicked with, tons of stuff in common, good looking, so on. I'm skeptical, so (luckily!!!!) I held back, not really sharing anything until we met.


    Se we meet up, all is great, we hit it off, so on, and then the fucking bomb drops.


    HE WORKS WITH THE FUCKING FBI ON A TASK FORCE.


    FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!!!!!!!


    WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO PICK GUYS LIKE THIS!!!!!!!


    :BangHead: :BangHead: :BangHead: :BangHead: :BangHead: :BangHead: :BangHead: :BangHead: :BangHead: :BangHead: :BangHead: :BangHead: :BangHead: :BangHead: :BangHead:


    :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying:


    Seriously, this is so not fair. I REALLY liked him. FUCK.


    And no, I'm not going to date him, if you were wondering. Please don't think I'm that stupid, guys. I just really needed to vent.


    GTWT


    :XXhippylove:
     
  2. choker

    choker HIDING OUT

    How shallow then you are? haha If you really liked him you would date him. Love is a little stronger then a joint. Just a little.
     
  3. teamster6

    teamster6 Guest

    If you were really lucky he smokes and tells nobody


    t6
     
  4. greenthumbwhitethumb

    greenthumbwhitethumb down w the moral majority

    Dude, are you serious? I GROW POT. Not a lot, but enough to have some extra, ya know? I mean, sure, I'd like to think I'm one swell gal, and that I've got more to offer than most women you'd meet ( in a good way) but IDK any dude who would risk his ass and his job for that. That's assuming he'd be cool with me doing what I do. Which the odds of that are NOT in my favor.


    GTWT


    :XXhippylove:
     
  5. greenthumbwhitethumb

    greenthumbwhitethumb down w the moral majority

    I found out specifically what he does on the team, and it's information and interrogation. Big time shit, gangs and guns and murders and shit, but here's the thing - he's been highly trained to seek out information, interrogate people, and find out information. How could I EVER trust him to be telling me the truth? He could say, yeah, I'm cool with smoking, just to make me feel more comfortable. I would never know if he were lying or not.
     
  6. choker

    choker HIDING OUT

    Who said ya have to tell him. Im dateing and its not like the second date im telling them i smoke pot. Falls right in with i dont tell them ive been with a shit load of whores.
     
  7. greenthumbwhitethumb

    greenthumbwhitethumb down w the moral majority

    I'm willing to bet that even with just my phone number he can find out my last name, and then find out all kinds of shit. they have access to everything, probably including this site, who knows. IF they wanted to look it up.


    Maybe he's not like that, maybe he's actually an honest guy, my point is, with his skills, i would have no way of knowing if he was telling me the truth.


    trust me, i'd like to be a little naive and give him a chance, i really do want to date him, but finding out about whores is one thing, you just lose your girl. having your date who works for the feds find out that you grow pot is another. maybe he's cool, and could care less about small fry like me, or maybe he even smokes or used to as well. but if he wasn't, that's a huge risk to take.


    i appreciate your zeal though, choker, I will give you that, trying to help a brother score ;)


    I did tell him i smoked too, and he said he didn't care.


    GTWT


    :XXhippylove:
     
  8. ncmaineac

    ncmaineac Harvested Fat Sticky Bud

    wise decision


    i have a feeling that you are wise enough to use your god given female skills to know what to do.....after being married for 20 years i finally learned my wifes skills about things like that are much better than mine...(i have been married since oct '75) and she has saved my butt with her intuition skills....


    me thinks you have lots to offer and there is someone out there with an understanding of what you do and accept you for who you are and what you do. i hope so anyways....in the mean time if you need a bff with benefits....well there is always craigs list...lol


    good luck...


    ps: buy rechargable batteries....that should help...lol
     
  9. Bigbud214

    Bigbud214 Ganja Guru Extreme

    poor GTWT


    My heart aches for you sweetness... LMAO you are recently single... Im long time single and swearim destined to meet freak of a woman out there. Good luck lol


    :BangHead: :BangHead: :BangHead: :BangHead: :BangHead: :BangHead:
     
  10. JesseJamesBond

    JesseJamesBond Harvested Fat Sticky Bud

    Dont you worry your pretty little head GTWT, you did good. I found myself in 2 similar situations. First time was a newly appointed crime scene analyst, fresh out of school. Second was an assistant to the crown prosecutor. Had to do what I had to do. Just get some no tell motel jollies and move on. :roffl:
     
  11. CCrete

    CCrete Mr. Poopyfacepeepeehead

    :roffl: :roffl: :roffl: :thumbs-up:
     
  12. greenthumbwhitethumb

    greenthumbwhitethumb down w the moral majority

    wierd coincidence???


    I get up this morning, and Yahoo tells me my password has been compromised......


    GTWT


    :XXhippylove:
     
  13. ncmaineac

    ncmaineac Harvested Fat Sticky Bud

    oh oh


    the saga begins.....i see a bond novel in the making....


    pretty girl moves across the country , meets bond, james bond, falls in love and travels the world saving the human race from itself....


    good luck...lol


    ps: wait till you find out he is married to ms. bulgaria who is a spy for the communist movement in the soviet union.
     
  14. greenthumbwhitethumb

    greenthumbwhitethumb down w the moral majority

    I haven't heard from him since the date anyway, he's probably already dug up something he doesn't like about me by now. I guess now I can just hope that he doesn't stalk me or anything crazy like that.


    GTWT


    :XXhippylove:
     
  15. RKinG

    RKinG Full Flowering

    Or you can take the Weeds approach, marry him so he can persecute you. Then become a king pin and have him take down all your competition, just sayin ;)
     
  16. bigbudztoo

    bigbudztoo growin the good stuff

    Pot Grower and FBI agent..... not a good mix. Chalk it up as a win that you found out what he did for a living early on.


    Good luck in the future.


    BBT
     
  17. MrAstro

    MrAstro R.I.P

    Seems like you have a suitor right here on GK :rofl:
     
  18. EvilSkuzzi

    EvilSkuzzi Sweet Guy

    That is naughty!


    You should be punished! :dom:
     
  19. mt.king

    mt.king mud drags champion

    darn somebody beat me to it


    Sounds like a nancy botwin experience There's always facebook:roffl:
     
  20. greenthumbwhitethumb

    greenthumbwhitethumb down w the moral majority

    maybe a few, who knows....


    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!


    Skuzz, you're too naughty for me.... Nah, who am I kidding??? lol


    Still no word from him, I'm a little pissed, actually, WTF is wrong with me that this clown can't at least call back? Maybe I sound like a brat, but I usually do the letting down in the dating world....He wasn't THAT good looking....


    I guess as long as no one shows up one day at my door asking questions, I should just be lucky, huh?


    GTWT


    :XXhippylove:
     

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