Five Things We Might Not Have Noticed During the Current Crisis 1. For security reasons, the Constitution has been removed from the Capitol Rotunda and placed in an undisclosed location, where it is being edited and improved by John Ashcroft. 2. The Appalachian National Scenic Trail has been opened for strip mining. 3. The Department of the Interior began construction on a number of "Summer Camps," whose purpose is officially described as "classified." 4. The Supreme Court has ruled that punitive damage awards against large corporations violates the ban on cruel and unusual punishment. 5. Christianity was declared the "preferred provider" of religious services for America, by presidential decree.
Surely you are joking Ranger.Edited....ok have you been in your stash again?I do believe it was moved so middle eastern terrorists can't blow it up.
Jeez you conservatives sure don't have a sense of humor. It's from a parody site called Ironic Times I cut and pasted. It's a comedy piece.
