Revenge

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  1. Administrator

    Administrator Administrator

    Revenge



    I went to the store the other day.

    I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.
    So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?'
    He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
    So I called him a pencil necked nazi.

    He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!!
    So I called him a horse ****.

    He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first.

    Then he started writing a third ticket!!
    This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.



    I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around the corner...



    Damn that is messed up!...... :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:
     
    Administrator, Aug 10, 2002
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  2. northlite

    northlite Blazed and Confused

    I wondered why the windshield on my car


    was plastered with traffic violation tickets,.......\
     
    northlite, Aug 10, 2002
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  3. Sylent Skull

    Sylent Skull Cured Fat Sticky Bud

    hahahahahahaahHAHAHAHAHHAMUAHAHHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHALMFGDAO!!!!!! HAHAHAAA IM GONNA BE LAUGHIN ABOUT THAT ALL DAY!!!!!! **** man i gotta try that!!
     
    Sylent Skull, Aug 10, 2002
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  4. Kiwigrower

    Kiwigrower Full Flowering

    I have a revenge story that i heard but if you have a weak stomach do not read on!


    This guy was in the forces and had just recieved post from his wife back home.


    It contained cookies and a video cassette.


    He got all his buddies around and they shared the cookies while he set up the tape.


    The tape gets a running and its his wife sitting on a chair looking at the camera, and she starts talking. They are all munching and then this guy(who happens to be mate of her husband) walks into the shot, naked from the waist down, at attention. She starts giving him a blowjob till he blows his bolt, and she spits it into a bowl with a wooden spoon and starts mixing and looks up into the camera and says "Hope you liked the cookies"


    She was getting revenge for finding out about his visit to a brothel.


    LOL
     
    Kiwigrower, Aug 10, 2002
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  5. chopstick

    chopstick Chilled out

    That was pretty good, I bet he thought he was going to shut you up eventually, it would have been funy as hell if he saw you walk away and drive off in your car after all the tickets.lol
     
    chopstick, Aug 10, 2002
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  6. Administrator

    Administrator Administrator

    In responce to Kiwi's post......"Hell hath no furry like a woman scorned!"........That my dear friends is why you should NEVER underestimate a woman!
     
    Administrator, Aug 10, 2002
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  7. GIZMO

    GIZMO Developed Alternating Nodes

    Damn that's just sick


    EWWWWWWW


    :shocked:
     
    GIZMO, Aug 10, 2002
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  8. KEENontheGREEN

    KEENontheGREEN Veggy Stage

    herb, truer words were never spoken!


    one of my good friends found out her boyfriend had been cheating on her. She put a pound of sugar in the gas tank of his nissian sentra and shoved two potatoes up the exahust. I don't know what happened to his car when he tried to drive it and I haven't heard from him since. :biggrin:
     
    KEENontheGREEN, Aug 10, 2002
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