.... for a minor operation.Its called E.R.C.P,basically an endiscope(tv camera) put down my throat through my stomach into the drainage tubes connecting to the intestines to remove a surgical stent that was placed there 11 months ago to stop bile flooding from my bile duct,liver and gallbladder due to stab wounds.So in i go in my gown,get the spray on my throat to numb it,oxygen buds in the nose to help me breathe and sedation in the arm and the surgeon puts the endiscope down my throat setting off my gag reflexes ... he fucks around for AGES and AGES while im gagging and FEELING this shit rummaging around my insides and eventually he takes it out my throat and tells me "Nope i cant find the stent that we put inside you,it may be embedded in the lining of your intestines as it can through time move through your system..... or it may have worked its way out your system but you would have noticed that-[he looks at me for a response] ME TO SURGEON: "Ahhhh is THAT what that blue wire was!" CUE FITS OF LAUGHTER FROM HOT NURSES SURGEON TO ME:"Did you pass it?" ME:"Is it a long piece of blue wire looking thing cos i was pretty ill when i first went into prison and kept puking up bile and one day i went to toilet and i passed a big bit of blue wire but i just thought it was something left in me from my operations" CUE MORE FITS OF LAUGHTER FROM SEXY NURSES AND SURGEON SAYS and the moral is.... IF YOU EVER PASS A 3-4INCH PIECE OF BLUEWIRE WHEN YOUR ON THE TOILET IT IS NOT NORMAL AND YOU SHOULD TELL SOMEONE ABOUT IT,YES EVEN IN PRISON Only me,i fuckin swear shit like this only ever happens to me.Some fuckin laugh but with them nurses even if it was at my expense.Peace:jj:
Had to be there moment... You had to be there Ras,much too funny in the moment,well for them not me cos i was under an IV sedation and not quite with it but looking back now i DO see why they all found it so funny.I mean what would you do if you passed a big bit of blue wire,would you go with it to the doctors and tell him that just came out yer bum Usually yeah maybe but cos of all the operations and shit id been having i just thought it was a bit of leftover materials that a messy doctor forgot to tidy away,plus i had a lot of shit going on in my head at the time and to be frank... a bit of blue fucking wire was the least of my worriesPeace:jj:
Yeah; that's definitely a reportable incident What's funnier is that you have hot nurses! That must be where all ours got to! When I got into nursing, I thought that would be one of the perks, but instead, they're all HUGH and looking for any excuse for a party/luncheon Glad you had fun with the staff :thumbsup:
I know Res thats what my family have been saying to me and i spose it does sound retarded but my mind wasnt on top form last June,TBH they shouldnt even have discharged me from hospital to jail cos i sooo wasnt in good shape at all but the police get what the police want i suppose.Bastards:BangHead:
LOL... i didnt dig it out,it was just there At the time i was in some condition cos id just been discharged from a 5week stay in hospital with all manner of shit wrong with me and unhealed injuries and dispatched straight to prison on remand for a gruesome charge add the fact i was puking bright yellow bile up every time i moved and the blue wire soon becomes an irrelevance:5eek:
That'll put your life in perspective. When everything else going on in your life is so completely fucked-off that shitting out 3.5 inches of blue surgical scrap would seem to be on par with the rest of your life. :icon_confused::5eek::icon_confused::5eek:
Only you TA could something like this happen to and it makes me :rofl6: OK, im ok now, :roffl: That's the last of it. Me and you need to have one of our online chats. :thumbs-up:
HEHE... MrGJ iv got built in skype on my laptop but never used it,my handle is blackbirdradar:thumbsup:
We are all just glad that you are alive and healthy enough to shit on your own. Your a surviver. One tough S.O.B. God has blessed you! If i could shake your hand i would.
