I went to a night club this previous weekend and was that a eye opener. Girls getting their tits out for anyone wanting a Eyefull. I had heard about the reputation of Essex girls but the girls around this way really take the cake. This stuff never happens back home and im really quite suprised, my lame pickup lines actually work over here. My phone is full of numbers and im spoilt for choice. Its also amazing how much pull my kiwi accent has over here too. Talk about EGO boost, wahhhhhheyyyyyyyy im in skirt heaven
i know what you mean clear eyes the island is full of slappers . those essex girls danceing around their bags with white stilletoes take some beating liturely . it,s just when they open their gob your hardknob goes all floppy . tip / make sure you gag em before you shag em . safe as **** clear eyes . ps take care of your knob lots of nasty little infections out there clart
sounds like a magical wonderland....except my American accent would probably just get me a drink in the face, no?
Webby don't be so detrimental about yerself.......there's plenty of ugly ones for ya............just don't give 'em the "Ponch" wave.....
