How Big Is Your Porn Collection?

God, you sound like me. Or, I sound like a man. I am not into the neck cuddly kissy thing before sex, I much prefer the bend over let's do this. Maybe I have not found the man I want to do the first with, or maybe I have and I am just not that type of girl. My most recent X was allllll for the foreplay but I don't much like it and he got all sad and butthurt that I just want to have sex when I want to have sex. Maybe I am just different. I always knew I was different in a lot of other aspects of life!


And I also watch less porn when I am with someone but the last X would try to control me and tell me I couldn't watch ANY. Fuck that, boyfriend. I had to hide it from him or just do it when he wasn't there. He couldn't get me off. Only 3 guys ever have been able to. I know porn plays into that but I just don't feel like laying there for 45 minutes while he tried. Just let me do it myself occasionaly, don't worry about it, and we can have lots and lots of sex and yes I will give you that twice a week blowjob.

 

Holy crap.


Depends on my mood if I want to do foreplay or not, but gosh darn it I could never be ok with not getting my girl off. I mean, once in a blue moon if she just can't.. sometimes it happens. But never? I'd be suicidal.


I'm guessing in his case, he knew there was a problem and felt emasculated by the guys in the videos; probably thought you were fantasizing about them and was trying to make sure your mind was on him as much as he could make it be.


I mean, I can't watch lesbian porn. Every bi chick I've ever been with has cheated on me with a girl, which I'm completely not ok with, so lesbian porn just upsets me.

 

With the lesbian porn it's because I like watching guys getting girls off, probly because I have a problem with that. But I can barely find guys lickin girls so I settle. But other than one crush I may have had on a professor years ago I am 100% straight. I am a very nervous person and nerves really effected oral sex (and I can't get off through regular sex). The problem with the X was he was soooooo focused on making it happen that he made me extra extra nervous. He probly though it was 100% the porn.....but a lot of it was because I so badly wanted to have him be victorious that it would just never happen. He did manage it once with fingers but never with mouth or sex. Plus he got tired.....too tired too soon combined with my nerves and his sheer determination and ASKING me if I was close every 5 min. It was not meant to be. But it is possible, 3 have, and 1 managed it on a regular basis.


I think Ryan and I were just not meant to be. Ok I know we weren't for many reasons....I wanted out of that relationship long before he did and he was a guilt tripper. I broke up with him 6 months ago and only yesterday did he finally stop writing me on playstation and deleted me. I felt bad he was not able to make it happen......it was just a jumble of reasons. I knew he was not practiced much and we both wanted it so bad I was always too nervous, combine that with not being able to go fast enough, long enough, and verbalizing too much during....recipe for non-success. Hopefully he will meet someone he will be able to have success with.

 

I'm sorry. That's a sad dissertation of a failed pussy-eater.


Better luck next time.


Here's to pornoasssit:

 

I'm into "small" blowbangs and gangbangs. Scenes where there is one girl taking on 3-5 guys, not 20-50, like most gangbangs. But then again, if it's only 5 guys, then is it really a "gangbang" per se? I've always wondered.

 

To porno!:coolbounce:

 

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yes i edited it :thumbsup:

 

I think this post has veered towards bad taste, to put it nicely. If you wish to continue in this fasion, maybe it's best left in pm's.

 

noooo problem I will stop :thumbsup:

 

Porn....bad taste:roffl:

 

I didn't see the edited post.. damn it. I bet it was hot.


Scotty, I think the 20-50 guys on one girl is mostly left to the Bukakke flicks and after football games, right?


I can't get into that one. That's going a little off the deep end.

 

Never! lol

 

Oh shit. I guess I am alone in the pool. Not bukakke though. I only recently learned what that was.


:danger:

 

What Bukakke is: The result(more or less) of a japanese politician decidng that porn should not contain penetration, and yadda yadda yah... but apparently the money shot was great, and they went a little too far with it.

 

No wonder I always saw thumbnails with asian people.

 

I have maybe 10 VHS and 30 DVDs, but with all the money I spent on magazines and VHS rentals and purchases, I could probably have bought a new car. What can I say? I like variety.


I agree that nowadays the PC serves all my needs. I have a site broken down into categories, most of which I wouldn't view.


Some of my favorite old-time 'stars'


Christy Canyon


Traci Lords


Vanessa del Rio


Lisa Deleuuw (sp?)


Samantha Strong (incredibly beautiful, imo)


Carol Connor

 

Your a heavy duty spanker if u can run off a pile of names.....:roffl::roffl::bravo:

 

Ya think?!

 

Heard that!


Try pornhub too

 

look up Dirty D. I wonder how many women would actually do that nasty shit?


It's basically recordings of women contracting aids from unknown donors