How did some random tweekers find out about a secret grow?? I live in a neighborhood where I KNOW there are tweekers. I see them every day. Probably a few crack heads sprinkled in there too of course. I never worry about being knifed in the heart. You sound as if your life is as crazy and mixed up as your growing style. Multiple degrees which you talk about that have absolutely no bearing on cultivation of any plant. Seriously dude, I gotta ask. What is your reason for being here? To learn, to share, to annoy, to amuse? What is your motivation here man?asssit:
Really? You know, I'm one to come to the defense of a newb that the boys are roughing up, but you really say dumb shit. Let me translate your wattage nonsense in my kind of terms..... I need to make the perfect chicken sandwich. Let's see, I've got some broccoli, some pancakes, a pop tart, a half a tub of Ben & Jerry's, one slice of bread, and a kumquat. Will they all feed your face? Yep. Is any of that shit besides the bread going to make a goddamn chicken sandwich? Nope. Unless your preggers or just gross. Read and quietly learn. You can't shovel out of this retarded post. If you're too proud, ditch the name, get a new user ID, and start from scratch once you've read up on some real information. GTWT :XXhippylove:
No intention of running anybody off. TheKid is as welcome here as anybody else. Unorthodox? Yup, but he's kept composure where many who have come before have snapped. Kudos on that Kid. My only intention is to counter misinformation. I'm thinking this is somebody yankin our collective chain. asssit:
Uh, you can check that, can't you? ip addresses, as mods? I remember a clown that kept coming back with different usernames..... GTWT
Oh, the smart ones have ways of getting around even our scrupulous efforts. Either way, real or jokin around....it's been entertaining.
i hired them hmmm... how do thieves always find out about a "secret" grow... i hired them to help out around the const site. I buy decrepit houses and make decent places out of them, or at least i did before the economy went in the tank. the list of ways is endless though. Besides i was augmenting sunlight in hi-security outdoor greenhouses and showing something like 3kW thru the roofs except for 4 hrs a night. Hey if it's legal why should i let the jerks make me spend extra on electricity? Here i'll try to attach the screenplay, it's a hoot but hardly finished. Well hey, i say if you can take a buncha crap of whatever kind and have it make a half pound of good bud that you can trade for some decent lights, i'm all for it. The math says it takes 18 CFL's to equal the same lumens as a 400W halide, which is not best but it's good enuf. My TOTAL electric bill during this time incl 1700W veg room was $209 or so. Hell i was reading up on a way to simply have microorganisms make THC for you... it was a strain of E Coli i think they said very icky. Yes i could look that back up if i wanted i promise. part of having a degree as a librarian hahaha. Nope a doc file goes over 19 kb (the limit) with one page of text only... rats. i won't spam you guys here with a 9 page screenplay draft, unless you know someone who wants to produce a murder movie where the victim's life flashes before his eyes, based on real life... Title is "Dope". TheKid
that's not gay lol it's not gay to call pot plants female names. Me I have a superstition that if you give them male names, you get more male plants. No way to confirm that one tho haha. Takes them a while to earn names tho and usually only the mothers get names. The clones usually get Sweetie.1 or Madge.2 or some such, unless they really show some personality like Dot. She's a Madge.1, for example. Takes a lot to make the bud room these days- "grazing rights" and all. Wait til i put Sweetie in her new 45 gal tote and give her her own HPS in the vaulted livingroom... Speaking of five pounders. She's just rejuvenating. Ha guess which plant in the recent room photo is a rejuvenate? Most of them. But geez they're like my kids and that's their names... i can't not call my kids by their names...? Besides, worst case, they're all female and i'm male, so that's heterosexual. No that would be worse, wouldn't it...? Nah i get way high on the stuff- feels like junk, without the norco liver damage, addiction, or risk of OD... painkiller. Aaaahhhh. TheKid
Ever on GuardLike whattaya do, post an armed infantryman to guard the stuff? (Please note the infantry patch from desert storm...) Geez i need to get MARRIED lol. Oh i attached a quote from the ranger handbook where it says how to fight disability... i find it highly motivational, Sir. That's my "new" 1944 issue SMLE hahahaha... I use it to trim pot plants. Ya'll be careful. Good night. TheKid /monthly_2011_02/57a6ca3250f1f_whattayadodiguised.jpg.653849dada40b2617e243367689d80cd.jpg /monthly_2011_02/57a6ca32566e0_Page16-2_modified2.jpg.6663230e5f620779664f902433fb2c30.jpg
ok...im no longer the local lunatic... i hope :flyy: you should put some miracle grow in ur coffee every morning, it'll make you filthy rich. bob hope told me that while don knox bobbed his knob in the back seat of my ferrari back in 1983 yes...i know theres only 2
This is the greatest thread ever!!!! NO thread or part therof can even remotely compare with the unabashed hilarity of this shit!!! RR you hit the nail on the head about thick skin. TheKid's something altogether different. Not quite sure what. But certainly not all bad. ANY other member would've been at least Somewhat defensive after 20+ bodyblows in a row. Not TheKId though. He takes it in stride and keeps on chuggin. Unless a noob read Only TheKid's post and skipped EVERY other post in the entire thread, they couldn't possibly get any wrong ideas about how to grow. Did you guys read that massive labryinth that his ventilation must travel through to refresh his grow space?! And with what type of fans?!!!! Total usable cfms.....3? It just doesn't get any funnier than that. I swear this thread brings tears to my eyes from laughing every time I check in. I love ya Kid. I'm guessing "Dope" could be the next "Up In Smoke" with the right actors. Retiree
HOly shit, Donald Sutherland? with a gun no less I just think this guy is a good ol boy, who understands theres more than 1 way to skin a cat, regardless of advice, the KID grows more pot in 1 shot than 75% of the growers on this site and it LOOKS to be on par with any experienced grower. He just uses LESSER than lighting. Sounds like hater-ade got spilled
you guys realize tat the slashed up body pic can't possibly be the same guy in the above militant poto, right? check body type... The Ranger handbook can be purchased online and in many surplus stores, actually... so.. I'm not convinced yet. Not to mention, unless the imaging is reversed in that photo, you're wearing the beret incorrectly as well. FWIW. And.. did you actually modify that bayonet? Lord I hope not.
If you did know the inverse square law you'd know that what you typed there is a load of shit! CFL's dont penetrate shit, therefore the lumen output from them is useless once it travels about 2 inches lol.
... Am I allowed to +rep this guy just for being funny as balls? Honestly, I stopped reading at the "I get 3 oz off a plant in an 18g pot" part, and just skipped to the end to see if this ridiculousness really went on for 10 pages. Yep, it does. Thanks for sharing your grow with us TheKid, really. I mean it. But ya gotta understand, this is a forum that really focuses on helping each other grow better marijuana. Most people don't just use it to brag. That's just extra risk with a small ego boost for reward. It's not worth it to people who are actually seeing large returns on their hobby/profession. So please excuse us for advising a little aggressively, but really... If you didn't start posting in order to learn ANYTHING at all, why did you post to begin with? Search for Blackprince11's CFL grow. That guy does what you're trying to do, and he does it the "correct" way. He used like 1/6 of the light to get as much weight as you probably do out of a whole crop. If you still think his results don't speak for themselves, then... well... IDK what to say anymore.
Hi Low Hi Guys... Thanks for sticking up for me... nah infantrymen can take anything lol just don't remind me my face looks like a dog. The beret i got, not in the infantry, but as a missile crewman. In germany in the 70's. The ranger handbook is desert storm issue from Co C, 1/186 inf ORNG in roseburg. Tore up my shoulder and my slot on the all nat guard rifle team in OCS... and maybe my shot at getting my damn fool head blown off too, so i guess it all depends on how you look at it. Ha some of my "nephews" (assuming infantrymen are a band of brothers) in B Co 1/186 just got a presidential citation for general john wayne ism in Fallujah, for example. Hoo rah. Nah I'm a cherry leg, i volunteered, shut down my life, got the shots, packed a duffle bag as "unit marksmanship NCO" or basically "Whatever Top Says"- and Saddam give up. For a while. In the real army i was "Whatever The Major Says"- I can neither confirm nor deny any association with any wars of any temperature or any Wildfleckens whatsoever. But nah the little board thingie and the rank are over right eye? Feels right. Ha I could do the manual of arms off the top of my head after 20 yrs. I started JROTC at 13 y.o.- i skipped a grade. Nah I always meant to replace the lights that are there when "The Girls" bought themselves some new lights. Just another experiment. Oh geez I exprimented for years with plant viruses etc I've killed hundreds. But saved myself, as far as I'm concerned. Very long story. Ha i heard about a guy who alllllmost got popped with like 260 clones in little rows of 3, varying stages of this weird blight... speckly notebook in his own hand of course. Out the back door of OHSU. Evil- I still don't get where the light from the CFL's doesn't carry as far. Unless I'm mistaken the inverse square law holds for any type of light (or RF i think). See if i have this right...? Light intensity decreses by half every time the distance from the source is doubled. moving the light source from 2 feet to 4 feet halves the intensity, no? to eight feet, 1/4 the intensity? I forget.What if I put a (expletive)load of CFL's all in one batch? ha i have some in the veg room that i soldered together like xmas lights with zip cord anyway. Nah they work ok. I'll make sure to look at the recommended grow, but geez looks to me like 1kW of CFL's only makes, what was it, like 83k lumens. Not optimal. Not against 130k lumens for an HPS. Ohgreat and since i took down the incandescents and it snowed its COLD in here lol i'm gonna put back in a few hundred watts of tungsten lol or the space heater how much sense does that make. Oh SURE we get jinkies hahahaha. Some very nice guys invited me to a party april fools day in Eugene, even. I guess I'm in charge of part of the refreshments. I plan to be the death of the party... we're looking forward to a really mellow april fools party this year haha. Anyway I'll be there or i'll be square. Lemme know what kinda jinkies ya want. Nah I didn't mean to brag- i thought it said show us what you're doing or some such. The latest experiment. It didn't say show us the best way to grow pot, necessarily. And for The (MMJ) Cause, too. Less initial investment, More hobbyists, more votes. More votes, maybe (expletive) M74 will pass next time. M74 passes, maybe The Kid opens Club Amsterdam in an historic building across the road he can get into for fixups, and more or less retire, from the physical stuff anyway. Still wondering about what kinda bulletproof glass or whatever. But other than that make it look ex-actly like an a-dam coffee shop. Coffee too and Biscotti Heaven. Biker Corner. Anyway a case of CFL's in a grocery bag with a grow book, a timer, and some seeds i bet would do good. Beginner kit. Same as a 250W halide. Scrounge your own lamps. "Prohibition got us John Dillinger. Legalization got us Jack Kennedy. I want to be Jack Kennedy, not John Dillinger." Prolly get the boys shot in the head by some maniac. SirStynk- nah- i got 8.35 oz of maybe a bit too dry bud off one plant in an 18 gal pot, not 3 oz. Frankly a QP has been more like it- i was rushing things, just starting up. Wait'll the HPS kicks in for some more than double lumens.... TheKid
the led's chinese lady says she can get LED's up to 300W for more or less a dollar a watt. Ya have to power supply and resistor them but it looks fairly simple. Any color ya want. 300W are 16,500 lumens... hmmmmm.... 400W halide is 30k... Ha i bet a 300W pure red flashlight would be just the thing for coyotes hahahaha Hell you know maybe the beret IS on wrong lol yup looked it up over left eye... lol it HAS been a while besides i dressed special whoops lol besides that one i haven't been authorized in since the 70's lol (blush) of course i modified the bayonet... but only sharpened heck out of it. Those square handle ones are easy, i'll get another if i want. from wiki For example, the intensity of radiation from the Sun is 9140 watts per square meter at the distance of Mercury (0.387AU); but only 1370 watts per square meter at the distance of Earth (1AU)—a threefold increase in distance results in a ninefold decrease in intensity of radiation.
