Rap Battle Thread!!!

Yah, negative rep for a thread like this is retarded.

 

i was fixing to let the beat drooooooooooop


not

 

Let it drop...if you can find some beat.

 

So I got this good green, growing under my scene


Gotta love the good buds, and selection


But if I ever get busted, im lookin at 5 years at least, for growing what I see as peace.


why dont we just fuckin legalize it, just realizin every minority


out their smoking dank, crank, crack.


This shit is whack!!!! Just legalize it and FREE the peaceful Sensi growers, but no got to worry the DEA maybe up my ass for growing my own grass..... I say FTP!!


Im too fucked up, on this Jack right now so ill say it I DONT GIVE FUCK ABOUT YOUR MEDICATION, my creation is my own kind of meditation!!


Just bored and smokin and drinking some beers...

 

Yo i got owned son!!!!


Word.

 

What the F, 4F?


You'll get played, boy, like Hugh Hef


It ain't all right


You'll get hit like a bong all night


Four hundred and twenty rights


and one left


You'll get rolled over


like a 4 leaf clover


under a foot of asphalt


and a range rover


It's all over


I've got assinine alliteration


and massive metaphors


Superhuman strength


for breaking down doors


I'll break dance on your backbeat like Idi Amin


in a dance off


with a sweaty yeti on meth-amphetimine


I'm abombinable


Firing under handed upper cuts


into your abdominal


This ain't a game


It ain't dominos


It ain't yahtzee


I'll give you the gas face


like a hip-hop nazi

 

I never play


Just dont swing that way


Shit I already say YAI!


I dont battle


I Dominate, so what you got to say?


Go back to your corner and stay!


And sell them rocks.


I aint about no Blocks, or their Glocks.


So with all your talk I say


Come to Miami and see how Big Boys Play!


We dont need no concrete, we got the BAY!


Turn you into shark bait, any last words?


Your rap is Whack,


I think im going to have to jump back


& go have a Fucking asthma attack!

 

Damn 4F lay down the mic


Name like a license plate


but you're ridin' a bike


It may be a sin, but I always win


I'm gettin' down like a blackhawk


You're pushin' a schwinn


Miami's got nothin' but coast


All talk


They got nothin' but boast


I'll piss on Miami's toast


Take a dump on Miami's nose


Whip 'em with a hose


Give 'em a wet willie and a titty twister


I rhyme so fast


My tongue gets blisters


I channel the dolphins


I go into linguistic hysterics


like a dozen asthmatic spastic parrots


I got more seizures than Key West


Me best


Me Tarzan You lame


You less

 

I agree with Dan


Stop spitting on your screen,


Damn your talking as fast as crack fiend


You say Miami is talk well,


Come on down and do the walk


Yeah we got beachs, & fine women


Where ill be sitting drinken cold tall boys all day.


I am a sin im the fucking devil boy,


Triple 6s all the way


Well Ill let you play, but not get away.


Your grabbing a tiger by its tail bro.


Go get some dro, and smoke yo.


You better have a blackhawk, cuz


im on a mission to destroy!


Oh by the way, your dissing is worse then a female dog pissing.

 

I'm a really crappy rhymer


Plus I don't have the time-er


I really love to grow my Juana


against the law, but I still wanna


go and get a cup of coffee


and a piece of Easter toffee


Smoke a bowl, forgot the words


Back to work, not yet


Here come the turds.

 

Damn 4F, you beggin' for my saliva


Ridin' my jock like Lady Godiva


Don't get cocky


Little knock-kneed hip-hop jockey


You last out the gates


and first out of breath


Smokin' bunk weed from broken junk seed


And a little meth


You the worst


like a bubble burst


You cursed


Miami is old news


Nothin' but swamp gators


and old Jews


and Spanish speakin' Ricans


Star spangled Spanglish


and English ain't your first language


I'm puttin' your mother's tongue to sleep


with no novacaine


I'm a human tongue twister


hurtin' you like a hurricane


You trippin' up


You tongue tied on a dog chain


Forgotten in the storm


and you hidin' in a storm drain


You just a pup


You got no bark


I'm a flash flood and you got no ark


I'm a tie-dyed tidal wave


I'm spittin' ad hoc ad libs ad nauseum


Like high speed winds


You can't see 'em


Like Hank


You can't be 'im

 

Oh watch out now, it's DJ Crooked Timber


on the turn tables gettin' limber


Makin' ya wanna dance


Makin' yo mama jump out her pants


Doin' the limbo


with a drunk hillbilly named Jimbo


Legs all akimbo

 

Cheers. :beerchug-2:

 

Yo, you GK rappers are whack


Your ryhmes are gonna get you smacked


I dont have time for this nonsense, but dont let it weigh on your conscience


V's all about growing the weed


Planting seeds and chopping trees


Your growing skills are lacking, and so is your rapping


But it aint because your not trying


Hanks a wanna be rapper who wants to be smoking ganja


Get yourself a flood table and some hydro nutes fool


Stop pissing on your plants, cant you hear them hissing?


If you get caught your going to prison so dont play games and listen


DJ shorts is for real, True Blueberry, will make you surreal


General Hydroponics grows some potent ass chronic


If your feeling ill, Mr Nice Medicine Man will help you chill


So put down the mic Hank and grab a book or :F-A-Q:

 

Damn Hank Hill still got time for this, sorry bro I got a real life and a lot of trimming to do. By the way its not much of a rap battle thread if you keep editing your beats, rap battles are supposed to be freestyle bro.

 

What are you whining about? How's it gonna be freestyle when it's a written comment, genius?


Quit crying on your computer and get back to your "real life" if you're so busy.

 

Damn dude, easy asssit:


Why so harsh on the only guy willing to entertain you with this trainwreck?

 

Dont be hating, oh by the way when did they start freestyle rap battles in Japan? I thought they were into dance revolution or something haha.


heres your winnings for best rapper alive!! :$ ::troll::321fu::dog-nana:

 

Well, lots of people have weighed in on this thread, including yourself, so he's not the only one obviously.


This 4F is trying to dis me by saying I don't have a "real life" because I enjoy writing these enough to respond. It's just sour grapes nonsense. A less douchey thing to say would be, "Nice rap, Hank." Also, his complaining about editing. It's stupid. There is nothing remotely freestyle about writing something on a forum. A person could take any amount of time at all before clicking "submit."

 

I'm not a rapper


I'm a writer, pillow biter