Yeah I'm gonna pull out my GeForce4 TI4600 and throw in an ATI 9700. Then when the new Hammers come out (AMD) I'm going to grab up one of those...
This one is better. There's this girl named Suzy with a little puppy named Foofoo. Well Foo foo was little Suzy's best friend. One day Suzy's...
John is the greatest architect in the entire world. You see John always new exactly how many bricks it would take to build a house. One day a very...
Who can ever understand you Limies. I bet he's Irish. Pervy Pete the Scott maybe.
Close... I work for the DEA.
Legally you company has to give you 2 hours of time off without penalty, but they don't have to pay you. (Edited by Ted at 1:25 pm on Nov. 6, 2002)
Damn! I thought mine were big!
This is great news. Now they will be looking for the big score instead of harrassing us tax paying legitamate folks with massive amounts of...
Yingveih J Malmsteine I think that's how it's spelled. He is one of the best I've ever heard. next in line are Stevie R. Vaughn B.B. King...
I've got lots of pumpkin seeds. I'll only charge you a dollar a seed. I don't gaurantee they will come up nor do I gaurantee I will send them but...
What's the smartest thing a woman has ever said? A man once told me... How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who cares let...
Terrible pun. hehehe stil can't help butt chuckle. hehehe I said butt-chuckle
"IT" is a coffin!
The man who built "IT" sold "IT" The man who bought "IT" didn't use "IT" The man who used "IT" didn't know it. What is "IT" ?
NICE! Better than my outdoors.
It's a sick world.
I couldn't understand what they were doing until I realized it was an old seventies kung fu flick. I laughed pretty hard too.
I love the part when the guy is outside peeing and her lights go off and he thinks some holy thing is happening. Oh **** that movie is funny....
Rent the movie "Saving Grace" if you haven't seen it yet. Oh man you will be rolling.
Mmmmm... Those look nice...
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