Happy Birthday! Advice? How about this, then... Pick up a few magnifying reading glasses and just put them around the house so you'll be able to read stuff. Have dinner at 4 p.m. Go to bed at 8 p.m. Have a chat with your doctor about viagra. Uh.... I'm sure there's more.... but I can't seem to remember much these days...
Happy Bday twiggy. Lets see, 1) You will start growing hair where there never was before. Buy a groomer for the nose, ear an eyebrows. 2) Someone already pointed out, a fart my be a shart in disguise. 3) With as macho as you try to be, you going to have to look into testosterone supplements. 4) I lost patience for bullshit. I can't fake smile through a dinner with a smoking hot bimbo just to bang them anymore. Now I'll end dinner early to shove my junk down their throat just to shut them up. 5) Duct tape, rope, a shovel and ruffies become a staple in your trunk. (See #4) :roffl::roffl: 6) You start acting more like your father. "They just don't make em like they used to" becomes a daily comment. 7) All your clothes seem to shrink a bit in the dryer. 8) Eat lots of fiber or invest in Preparation H. 9) In ten years or less your Dr. is going to want to shove his fingers or perhaps a camera up your ass every year during a physical. Fair warning. :dangerAlthough with your anal gape, I doubt you'd even notice!) :roffl::roffl::roffl: 10) Always wear sunscreen. Cheers
Stash, don't let them get to you. I'm 52 and women in their 30's still hit on me. The rest, well, don't fart.
Aye i 2nd Useless comment about the hair,i just had a shave and i noticed not just new nose hair but FUCKING GREY NOSE HAIR!!! WTF???
I am 55 and can verify all, well most, of the above. BBT specially the need for the reader glasses and fucking ear hair.
