Growing myths debunked (open discussion)

Discussion in 'Advanced Cultivation' started by Chief Smokingbud, Feb 16, 2006.

  1. CCrete

    CCrete Mr. Poopyfacepeepeehead

    Holy effn curveball.........So now I gotta take my blunt ashes, piss on em, add some secret stuff, throw em in a blender, THEN water my girls?


    Im on it! STAT!:5eek::5obsessed:
     
  2. RoninAmok

    RoninAmok Excommunicated

  3. CCrete

    CCrete Mr. Poopyfacepeepeehead

    yah, PERIOD!.....................................................................................
     
  4. nippie

    nippie preachin' and pimpin'

    You know if you smear period on them it makes them sterile so you can have males in your room


    :roffl:
     
  5. ducrider

    ducrider growing your mamas weed

    Now that's some funny shit right there I tell ya.
     
  6. nippie

    nippie preachin' and pimpin'

    Seriously you have to try it....but you gotta smear the blood on like war paint.


    It's a combo deal, it scares the balls right off the males, and mimics menstration so the plant can't get knocked
     
  7. ResinRubber

    ResinRubber Civilly disobedient/Mod

    Here's the ONLY safe way to use excrement and urine.....you guys wore me out.


    Ok CC...just for you.....take a big turd (preferably your own) put it in a bucket and drown it with your piss. Make sure you have a good solid stream to break the log into smaller chunks (good idea to wear old shoes:thumbs-up:)


    For the next month keep it nearby to dump bong water and mj ashes into as needed. As it matures mix in the stems from trimmings. You should have a good odiferous slurry going before moving to the next step.


    Take the slurry and mix in two tablespoons of red wine vinegar and a couple cups of garden lime. You'll need to really blend it well to ensure an even distribution of nitrates. Hands work best for this.


    Once it's well mixed and has stunk up your house for a month take the bucket to your garden and form small 2 x 4 inch bricks of shit/piss/stems and lay them to dry under your lamps on cookie sheets.


    Once everything is nice and baked solid grind the "piss/shit bricks" into a usable powder then throw it all in the garbage while kicking yourself in the ass for even trying such a fool idea when decent organic fertilizers can be had for pennies a garden.
     
  8. nippie

    nippie preachin' and pimpin'

    Oh that's another that may be on this thread already...


    feed your plants bong water and it makes them have higher thc content because of the water.......personally I would just stick to RR all natural recipe but that's me
     
  9. Lvstickybud

    Lvstickybud Bongmaster

    Oh, fuckin' great. Here I had those shitty bricks drying and NOW you tell me to throw them away?!!! I thought I was going to get plants like yours. Oh man, what the hell is under my finger nails??? Mmmmmmm, chocolate. Weird, I don't remember eating any choco.....:XXpuke:
     
  10. llIndigoll

    llIndigoll Medical Grower

    There are few things as funny as a collective string of consciousness, but a STONED collective string of consciousness--now that's some REALLY funny shit!!!
     
  11. ResinRubber

    ResinRubber Civilly disobedient/Mod

    how'd I miss this? I'm laughing so hard I'm cryin'!! This was funny thread.
     
  12. videoman

    videoman Veggy Stage

    While it appears obvious this was written many years ago. It is basically still true today. Male plants do in fact contain thc. I kill mine, but I save them to go in the pot for ganja butter.

     
  13. nippie

    nippie preachin' and pimpin'

    risk vs reward. i would highly recommend all males be killed at first ball siting unless you are breeding. you don't want to risk a garden full of seeds for butter. i've seen a glimpse of a sack one day...then dude starting blowing wads less that 24 hours later
     
  14. Justcheckingitout

    Justcheckingitout GK Old Timer

    "Started blowing wads"...:roffl:


    Goes to show you thou, even with plants, boys will be boys. :coolbounce:
     
  15. videoman

    videoman Veggy Stage

    I agree with killing males but I never waste them, I still use the male plant for edibles
     
  16. ResinRubber

    ResinRubber Civilly disobedient/Mod

    Unless you're breeding, who grow's males? Or let's them get big enough to be useful before culling them?
     
  17. nippie

    nippie preachin' and pimpin'

    true story man, dude I freaked out.


    I did keep a couple males this year but outside so they are free to spew all they'd like
     

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