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Discussion in 'Introductions' started by EvilLesbian, May 2, 2009.

  1. AverageJoe

    AverageJoe papa oom mow mow

    OK, lemme lay it down for you Choker. :smokin: Once you start having anal sex your asshole gets so grossly enlarged

    that the chocolate starfish


    can't keep your shit in any longer...and so it just falls out...whenever :icon_scratch:

    The butt-plug does exactly that. You insert it into your ass :pottytrain2: and it basically keeps your shit in. No more embarrassing turd balls rolling out your pant leg in the middle of that important presentation..yanno, things like that.

    It's quite handy :ebert:

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  2. EvilSkuzzi

    EvilSkuzzi Sweet Guy

    And theres me thinking they were just some kinky sex toy :icon_confused:
  3. ResinRubber

    ResinRubber Civilly disobedient/Mod

    Joe..:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: choco starfish:rofl: :rofl:

    That was good.
  4. lukesmommy

    lukesmommy "lil doobie"

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: OMG I think I just peed a little!!!!

  5. Mermaid

    Mermaid ~Sea Of Green~

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    OMG too friggin funny Joe!!!:rofl:
  6. TheApprentice

    TheApprentice Retired.

    butt plugs i hope never come into me and my sons sex education talks in yrs to come!

    I have a good ten years ahead of me before i have to give my son the 'birds and the bees' routinely talk as all fathers embarrasingly try to do at that age but just for you choker,lol...

    How should i say this:icon_confused: ...basically once you get down and dirty with an experienced :female: she will show you far down the rabbit hole:roll: basically guys and gals both have "G-Spots" up their ass,dig deep enough and a guy can cum:budporn: without even having his cock touched by a woman and vice versa,i know my ex liked it anal purely for that reason,as for me:eek:fftheair::eusa_whistle::cya:


    All i will confirm that all of the above is 100% true:thumbsup:..How do i KNOW you ask?:icon_redface:ehm..:eusa_think:Skuzzi assured me:icon_thumleft::icon_lol:

    It works,trust me,my ex was a minx in bed:sex: all the time,lol!

    Hope that gives you some better insight choker...it comes with the woman,they know all manner of things in bed us guys dont,lol,i swear,iv been there and i friggin came in like 20 seconds with my ex without even 'stimulating' my cock although i certainly WAS stimulating her with her damn rampant rabbit...fuckin hate them things,make me feel too inferior:rofl:
  7. choker

    choker HIDING OUT

    Thanks for the schooling. One would think a sex addict would know that. I am not into that. None of my girls are into anal. Which is cool with me.
  8. TheApprentice

    TheApprentice Retired.

    anal rocks!

    Trust me choker most girls like some deeper penetration mate,they wana hit all the 'buttons' before they orgasm ,properly orgasm im talkin..even ones who say it dont rfloat their boat harvest a desire to try it..this says it all:bigok:>

  9. Mermaid

    Mermaid ~Sea Of Green~

    AP....all chicks are differ my frd. ;)

    Some love to be on top, some like anal, some love doggie, some love to give and receive oral and so on. ;)

    Honestly bro, it is way differ with each chick for girls talk bout this stuff. Hell I know some who sex is painful to them, not sure why as they would have to see the doc for that but yah I hear many complain they do not like it rough where I do. Same with the ones who love it all prim and proper...I hate anything planed or sex that is not crazy wild unless I am really tired which that hardly happens. Some girls do not even know how an orgasm feels but those chicks are also the ones who frown upon masturbating which is why I always say, every women needs to play to find out their happy spot or what feels good to them. ;)

    Best to ask you lady what she likes and also introduce her to new things but lol tell her first. Just say let's try it to see if you like it.....many times they do not know what they like for they have never tried it out. ;)

    Peace ~mermaid
  10. choker

    choker HIDING OUT

    Damn near every girl,woman,or bitch likes doggy style. I dnt think my weiner will fit in a girls ass. Thats a joke of mine when i am with a new girl. I say " I bet your glad i am not into anal"
  11. Mermaid

    Mermaid ~Sea Of Green~

    Well they love it because usually that position will guide you right to their "G spot" and quickly I may add. Same as most chicks love to be on top for then we can maneuver your penis to where we need it to help us to have that orgasm... ;)

    Even the laying on the side position feels good to almost all chicks.....if your on top then it is hard to slow it down, move you to where we need it or also sometimes you all get so excited that you can not help from cumming before you lady does. Not that it does not feel good....we just know men will orgasm quickly if they have no self control to let her go first. ;)

    Also want to add if a man is toooo large, that also can be painful and cause little tears in the vagina if your pounding away and she is not wet enough. ;)

    Why men think all women love a big one is a myth you all invented in your own minds...haha Seriously most like an average one because not all chicks are loose there so yah it will hurt and bad especially if you cause those inside injuries. My ex hubby was big and he knew not to be too rough unless I gave him the green light as sometimes big is not pleasurable and when we first did it, I was 19 as I wanted to wait since we were HS sweethearts....anywhos lemme tell ya after the "first time" I swore I would never again as I had tiny little tears that hurt like a bitch! After that he felt so bad so yah he knew to be gentle unless he let me get stoned so I could relax to enjoy it more plus lots of foreplay as well. He did not smoke so that was the only time he lol gave permission for me too...haha

    Anywhos.....like I stated all chicks are different. I am sure all the ladies will agree on the one thing I stated and that is big dicks mean nothing to us.....it is the man behind the tool that matters. ;) If you do not believe it, then take a look at the size of the most popular dildo's...umm all are no bigger then 6 inches and why the rabbit is so popular because it also stimulates the clit at the same time ;) You can do the same thing as the rabbit.....most chicks love to be touched there while your having sex with her and you always have your balls to slap up against her as stimulation. ;)
  12. TheApprentice

    TheApprentice Retired.

    different strokes for different folks i guess ut im only referring to the majority of females in know in my life type thing.Peace M.:ebert:
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  13. Mermaid

    Mermaid ~Sea Of Green~

    Oh I agree AP and same with us girls, we go by how our last lovers were and their likes. :)

    I think it is good we are all discussing issues like this, helps both the chicks and you guys in the love department for we learn from one another. I know I learn from what the men post here and sure the men learn from what we all post.

    Now that your single, you may encounter one who may not like it but hey you could always introduce her to it, just make sure she is relaxed but sure you already know that. :) It can be wonderful if your TOTALLY relaxed for lol it is an exit ...hahah but my saying is do not knock it unless you try it. Just like foods, in sex I think one should try differ things to see if they like it or not. :)
  14. TheApprentice

    TheApprentice Retired.

    i must be a liberal!EEK..LOL

    hey what i can i say, i liked Obama during the election so i must be bi-liberal or liberal-curious:roll:Depends who im with,me and the ex were clean freaks too,we bathed together during foreplay and showered with each thwer afterwards,i cant take that away from her,she was one helluva rodeo ride:5bullwhip:

    Mermaid i'll try anything once TBH...i could kiss n tell about all manner of deeds me and the ex got up to but at the end of the day she IS my babies momma no matter what,i gotta have her 'back' in certain situations that enevitably will arise in the coming yearsmiv came to terms wiith the split,she the one thats turned to drink,drugs and acting like a spoilt 156 yr old again,living with smack dealers or some shit,i got callum she gopt the 52 inch plasma,fair trade,she can keep the rest,i'll rebuild my life with cash saved for the seed project i had on the go till recently.

    I on top of things,dealing and co operatng with social serices,she wont even take their calls and wont divulge her adress not even to her family cos they would kidnap her right into a rehad/psych.ward for at least 6 months.Lifes rosy for me and calum /.....for now,i got an appt today about our new home.wish me luck!Peace:potleaf:
  15. Mermaid

    Mermaid ~Sea Of Green~

    Well happy that both you and Calum are more at peace now and I knew you would be fine once you got over the initial shock of what she did. Now that your head is in a better place and I can tell it is for it seems your doing much better now. Takes time my frd but proud of you for stepping up to the plate with your boy but I knew you would, it is in your blood to be not only fatherly for you also have that maternal instinct as well. ;) My dad did too which helped out in raising us kids for my mother really never watched any babies growing up and being my dad was the oldest, he learned at an early age to help out with his siblings. :) He loves kids too and it shows.

    I do hope she gets her act together for her son and yes you will have to see her for the rest of your life once she does for visitations if she can get off the drugs. For now..wow so sad she is hitting rock bottom and sure hope she climbs out of that hole to seek the help she needs before it is too late. Not your problem tho as you, her family or anyone can not make her help herself, she has to want too! Hope someone with a noodle in their head will guide her to the light but if she is hanging with a crowd as bad as that with dealers...ughhhh not good but sure you know that. Shame too for I do think she had so much going for her and she is a nice person deep down, this is prolly the depression, drugs and all the negative in her life talking and acting out. It was not YOU my frd, it was those demons we all have inside us that if you give into will bring you so low that I bet she does not even know who she is at this point.

    Calum is young thank goodness, hopefully she will snap out of this gawd awful phase and want to be a mommy first over being a party girl. All you can do is worry about your precious son which you are and a good thing he has one stable parent at this time. ;) Sending you positive energy that you both get your new place and that it keeps getting easier day by day!!
  16. ResinRubber

    ResinRubber Civilly disobedient/Mod

    Nice to see ya back around AP. Still sound I see, good man. Just wanted to let you know that you and Callum have been in a lot of people's thoughts.

    cheers to ya,
  17. choker

    choker HIDING OUT

    I sure and the hell am not thinking about what she likes. When she's all tyed up wearing a school girls out fit. When am i suppose to think about what she likes? Every girl likes a nice size cock. Ya slap some lube on and it will fit. Add more after a bit if needed. Last year i fucked about 200 girls. Most just want you to treat there body and hair like its softes you have ever ran your fingers through. Rub there bodies from head to toe. Smell there hair,play with there hair. Look at them like they are hot as fuck. Look into there eyes. Lay ya face down and rub that ass and the back of there legs. During sex woman are to please. We just have to make you want to.
  18. Mermaid

    Mermaid ~Sea Of Green~

    Choker...umm how do I say this without sounding mean?

    Yes most would like the second part where you smell, play with their hair and all that but not ALL will like being treated like a whore either. Have you ever been with a chick who does not work for you or is not into hooking? A woman who is independent with a kick ass job, brains and all that who wants to be treated like a lady (maybe not in the bedroom for yes all girls are naughty behind closed doors if they are with their man) or most are. ;)

    What I am saying is are you basing this on "your girls" or ones looking for employment because then how would you know what they truly like? Most have to act the part to get jobs correct?

    Trust me, not trying to be mean either but I thought you pimp and them women your with sexually do work for you unless I am mistaken? If so and you do have real relationships with normal women meaning ones not hooking then my apologies.
  19. choker

    choker HIDING OUT

    I have never heard of a woman not wanting to be treated like a goddess. Woman are MOSTLY the same. Just like us guys are the same. We all like opening those jars for ya. Every woman wants to be treated like a goddess or princess. Treat woman so and they are willing to please. Whores are woman too ya know. They are woman. They have feelings and they are good people. I dnt have any girls working for me. I gave it up. I saved my girls. I did not hurt them. Thats how i got them to work for me. Ya can work there and be tortured or work for me and learn how to do it on your own and make more money. Some needed to be controlled, but ya get rid of those ones. I just posted adds, wrote adds and helped them with other stuff. Help them get there own place and so forth. Some needed more help then others.

    Oh girls/ladies Guys dont want to make mad romantic love to you. We just want to fuck the hell out of you.

    Power to the people! People = man (for you mermaid)
  20. ResinRubber

    ResinRubber Civilly disobedient/Mod

    Dude, I don't even know where to start....so I won't. Mermaid is quite capable of handling the first half. But I will take the above quote on.

    The absolute best sex of my life was hot, sweaty, dark, let me peel your clothes off cause I don't want anything between our skin lovemaking. No play, no acrobatics, no ass slapping. Just simple face to face "I can't believe who you are" lovemaking. So speak for yourself my friend, because that is an experience I want to repeat as often as possible before I die.

    take care,

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