My Fucking Luck....

Discussion in 'Smokers Lounge' started by greenthumbwhitethumb, Jul 26, 2011.

  1. ShadowWarrior

    ShadowWarrior In The Spirit Realm

    what nature of operations does his task force handle?


    I mean, a 'task force' does not mean he gives two flying fucks about a small time marijuana grower. Maybe he goes after domestic terrorists, large-scale weapons smugglers, kidnapping, human smuggling..etc...


    Just fyi, and freak out if ya want, but I have a few people in my family who are members of a LE 'task force' which have NOTHING to do with drugs and they don't give a flying fuck about pot. Maybe if it's like several TONS.. perhaps. Besides, chicky, a federal man has better things to do than worry about making an ass of himself and destroying his reputation for fucking with youover growing a few plants.


    It might be considered an 'ethical' or 'moral' issue that he can't get caught up in, and yeah, that totally ruins your plans, but he likely has better things to do than give you shit for it.
     
  2. ShadowWarrior

    ShadowWarrior In The Spirit Realm

    Then why would he even tell you what he does for a living?? think about that..


    interrogations and 'seeking information' isn't the same as field work. He works in an office asking people questions who've already been arrested or brought in to the office for questioning.


    Think about how dumb it is for a professional like that to go on dating sites to scout for female drug manufacturers/dealers.. really??? That's just ridiculous.
     
  3. AlienBait

    AlienBait Custom User Title

    Maybe after talking to you he figured out:

     
  4. ShadowWarrior

    ShadowWarrior In The Spirit Realm

    woah dude, I missed that. Well, chicky, why be bothered?
     
  5. stickyicky24

    stickyicky24 Cured Fat Sticky Bud

    Just so you know Yahoo said the same thing about my account. I'm thinking it was on their end.
     
  6. greenthumbwhitethumb

    greenthumbwhitethumb down w the moral majority

    Hey thanks sticky, now you've confirmed my suspicions that it wasn't my secret world of pot that drove him off, it was actually ME. Yep, I was too much a bitch for him. Typical.


    *sigh*


    Strangely enough, the longer I go without a date, the meaner I get towards guys. And the less any of them would want to date me. Irony is a motherfucker.


    GTWT


    :XXhippylove:
     
  7. MrAstro

    MrAstro R.I.P

    You do sound like you could be ALOT of work :rofl:


    (J/K)
     
  8. greenthumbwhitethumb

    greenthumbwhitethumb down w the moral majority

    You laugh, you have no idea. None of y'all muthafuckas could handle me!!!! lol


    GTWT


    :XXhippylove:
     
  9. SteelCity Smoker

    SteelCity Smoker To Be Continued

    He wasn't your type. Potsmokers need to be with ppl that really don't care if they smoke or they themselves smoke. Just works out better. I usually find the latter is better. My girl didn't really smoke when I met her now she's got her own stash. Like a fine plant they must be manicured....Steelcity


    The show Weeds was definitely on the tip of my tongue.
     
  10. Hahaha that's funny shit. I have a friend that works for the FBI here as well. I've smoked with her, popped pills, ect. All while she's been employed by them as well. She's one of the very few people that know what I do(well did) and I actually have her card in my wallet incase shit ever hits the fan and I'm in a jam.


    Just wait a month till school is back in, there will be thousands of asshole guys for ya to pick from
     
  11. ncmaineac

    ncmaineac Harvested Fat Sticky Bud

    i can


    i can handle you with no problem.....i have been trained in the art of "how to treat a lady, good and bad"


    but easy to say as it will never ever happen....i wouldnt let it no matter how much you wanted me....just the way i roll....:roffl: :roffl: :roffl: :roffl: :roffl:


    nc
     
  12. HeadCase

    HeadCase Old Prick

    Watch out guy's she is getting ready to put the strapon on & somebodys ass is going to be sore-Bud
     
  13. greenthumbwhitethumb

    greenthumbwhitethumb down w the moral majority

    Joy. College fucks. Hate to break it to you, but I'm WAY over their age limit, and brain waves. They like the young'uns, 25 or less, even the older guys.


    And seriously, Bud, you have butt sex on the brain or something? Or was that a pass at me? ;)


    GTWT


    :XXhippylove:
     
  14. MrAstro

    MrAstro R.I.P

    :rofl6:


    BURN!!!
     
  15. Id offer to help, but all the guys I know are assholes around here Hahaha. The bar scene is great around here, but that is just not my scene what so ever.


    I've been spending quite a bit of time with a chick with 2 kids. She knows NOTHING about anything mj related and I've known her like 12 years now.
     
  16. greenthumbwhitethumb

    greenthumbwhitethumb down w the moral majority

    Me neither. Not any more. Maybe when I was a young pup, not now. I don't have a wingwoman anywhoo. I like lark but two douches I went on dates with prowl that whole area, and I'm not up to feeling like running into either of them. Maybe if I had some arm candy, cause I know they're both still looking.... Any of your asshole buddies good looking? Up to being arm candy? ha ha ha ha!!!!


    GTWT


    :XXhippylove:
     
  17. HeadCase

    HeadCase Old Prick

    No pass a beautiful woman like yourself would kill this old man.I'm just warning the young buck that they couldn't handle you either. Bud one foot in the grave
     
  18. Hahaha I'm sure I can find ya one. There is another great bar scene, hit it up a few weeks ago with one of my female friends who's recently divorced and she ended up finding a guy down there. It lacks the douches the downtown and lark have. I haven't been to lark in a while
     
  19. MrAstro

    MrAstro R.I.P

    :rofl:


    I was going to say, a few mins. ago, 'Bud has truck, will travel' :thumbs-up:
     
  20. greenthumbwhitethumb

    greenthumbwhitethumb down w the moral majority

    That's the last thing I need, some old fart having a heart attack on me!!! We can't lose Bud like we lost Blue!!!!


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    GTWT


    :XXhippylove:
     

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