Pedophile Protector Resigns!

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  1. TheApprentice

    TheApprentice Retired.

    People consider them infallible?:eek:
     
  2. nippie

    nippie preachin' and pimpin'

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papal_infallibility


    :roffl:


    Hell the wife is even having a good time with this one and her family is Catholic....like real Catholic. Funny though, they used to try to "teach" me about God, until I started pulling out Bible quotes that they never heard of....because no Catholic ever has read the Bible (personally I think the Bible is Bullshit anyways but that's a whole nother thread)
     
  3. ResinRubber

    ResinRubber Civilly disobedient/Mod

    Nice Hank! :roffl::roffl:


    Priest is taking confession. It gets late and he has to take a shit so bad his eyes are watering. The janitor happens by so he grabs him and gets the janitor to sit the confessional while he relieves himself.


    A knock comes on the divider and woman's voice lilts in.


    "Forgive me father for I have sinned. It's been a year since my last confession. I had oral sex with my neighbor last night and feel awful."


    The janitor is quite flummoxed and has no idea what to say so he pokes his head out to look for the priest when an Altar boy passes by.


    "Hey kid! What's the father give for a blowjob?", he asks.


    "Two snickers and a coke" snaps the altar boy.
     
  4. TheApprentice

    TheApprentice Retired.

    God didnt seem to pleased with the resignation:roll:


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  5. EvilSkuzzi

    EvilSkuzzi Sweet Guy

    It's all a load of shit. Why it's even news is beyond me.


    And that lightening isn't special either. Lightening will always strike the tallest object. Especially when it has a lightening rod on the top!


    All religious bollocks should be banned from public life.
     
  6. TheApprentice

    TheApprentice Retired.

    Skuzz its news cos this prick tells people how to live their lives. From telling Africans that condoms spread AIDS to holding back woman who want abortions,etc.All things he claims are the will of God.Just like it was Gods will he be pope...and yet here he is quitting to go live with nuns in the vatican back yard to live the rest of his life in "contemplation". The lightening... well science can explain that. I prefer to think of it as God showing them a sign of things to come:wink:
     
  7. SpecialEd420

    SpecialEd420 Full Flowering

    Im Catholic born and raised, went to church every sunday until i was 18, the day i turned 18 I never went back. Why because i do believe they are curropt as FUCK. The msgnr at our church got promoted years back to a bishop and everyone wondered why? because he was the head of the church and the church made 13 million in ONE year! Another priest from my church whom everyone liked , not a single person had anything bad to say about him.... was just released of his duty because he molested kids .... I could have been one of those kids because it was around the time i was that age.... Now would you want your fucking children going to a place where its supposed to be safe, then taken advantage of.. FUCK NO.


    Now this Pope resigning ... It could have been all the shit in the past and him not wanting to be there when shit catches up who knows it ll probably come out why he did. but maybe hes just getting dementia? Regardless my child wont be raised catholic unless he choses to when hes older.
     
  8. TheApprentice

    TheApprentice Retired.

    I grew up in a city where its half catholic half protestant so a lot of my mates are "Tims",they call us "Huns".None of them are bringing their kids up catholic,not one.Nuff said:jj:
     

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