Cologne, Godiva chocolates, hockey tickets, CDs, like Smokey said: socks and boxers(good stuff!) theres a razor out called Gillete Mach 3 ladies your man will love you for it. Great stocking stuffer.
QUOTE Quote: from SD on 11:03 am on Dec. 3, 2004 Godiva chocolates I can't even make it home with those without the temptation becoming too overwhelming, and I crumble
Well one Christmas I gave a friend a toothbrush and then for my birthday she got me dental floss. I was hoping for something good and apparently so was she, but it was to hilarious to pass up. Seeing her all smiles and anxious to see what it is to open the package and see a toothbrush. I guess I got what I deserved but hell it sure was funny...You should get something he would like thats big enough to fit in a Tampon box. Put it in the box and tape it back shut and put it in his stocking. See his face when he sees the box and then after you can stop laughing tell him to open it and have his real gift inside. funny stuff.. PeAcE
an old friend of mine and I use to call each other "tramp" and "skank"...just loving little pet names you know. One year for christmas I got Skank, or Skoochie as we call her now, a lovely gift bag with a douche, FDS deodorant spray, condoms, high heel jellies and some knee pads. We were shrooming that day and I waited until they kicked in before i gave the bag to her. It was hillarious...to us...anyways..guess ya had to be there
or u could just wear the stocking on your foot, get naked and wake him up with a ho ho ho (Edited by MisSativa at 7:14 pm on Dec. 4, 2004)
Okay, I'm convinced, I'll wake him up with a few ho's a stocking and something about a naked foot? Got it! Ho ho ho (Edited by Lemonpie at 12:36 am on Dec. 5, 2004)
LMAOLemonpie, you are a naughty girl, bless you! I can't think of anything to top 'the naked foot' scenerio, hoo-HOO! I found some Marilyn Monroe bandaids, switchplate, clock, etc. I gave him a Hummer on a keychain. I have given him a booklet of tickets for a-hummer-on-demand(the gift that keeps on cumming), safety gear like flashing lights and flares, subscription to favorite mags, auto gadgets like the latest in tirepressure gauges. This year it's the find of the millenium! A video called Totally Nude Aerobics. I just know it's going to have an uplifting effect...improve his mood, too! I'll let you know!!! eg loves life, living and loving
