This is when Jesus comes in handy!!!

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  1. TheApprentice

    TheApprentice Retired.

    Cant believe you've lowered my conversation to your heathen tongue talk!
     
    TheApprentice, May 25, 2013
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  2. LionLoves420

    LionLoves420 Lazy Days In The Sun

    God's Jizz=Who the fuck cares because is it a belief argument and not a factual basis one. He can cum in my face all day and I still wouldn't believe in his walking on water bullshit. Water into wine? That is called fucking fermentation.
     
    LionLoves420, May 25, 2013
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  3. TheApprentice

    TheApprentice Retired.

    Actually that was Jesus. Who ISN'T God:icon_biggrin:
     
    TheApprentice, May 25, 2013
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  4. ResinRubber

    ResinRubber Civilly disobedient/Mod

    Actually, they're one in the same.


    So god does mythical bukake? :redbong: explains a lot.
     
    ResinRubber, May 25, 2013
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  5. TheApprentice

    TheApprentice Retired.

    Their not one and the same:bong2:
     
    TheApprentice, May 25, 2013
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  6. LionLoves420

    LionLoves420 Lazy Days In The Sun

    FUCKING exactly Res. There is God, the holy spirit (voice), and Jesus. What part of 300 AD thinking do you not understand?
     
    LionLoves420, May 25, 2013
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  7. TheApprentice

    TheApprentice Retired.

    Please explain HOW they are one and the same then Lion:ponder: 300AD thinking is catholic /Roman bullshit.

     
    TheApprentice, May 25, 2013
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  8. TheApprentice

    TheApprentice Retired.

    My names not Res

    Hold on a minute,your actually agreeing with what im saying:rofl:
     
    TheApprentice, May 25, 2013
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  9. ResinRubber

    ResinRubber Civilly disobedient/Mod

    It's called the "Holy Trinity" Ap. Of course to us secularists that means onions, green peppers and celery sauteed in a pan...but that's a different thing.


    God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit are all descriptions of different facets of the same being. God being the eternal omnipresent entity, the Holy Spirit being the love and well being that is felt by adherents emanating from the God entity, Jesus being the mortal incarnation of the God entity.


    Have a grad party to attend...we'll get back to this one tho.
     
    ResinRubber, May 25, 2013
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  10. TheApprentice

    TheApprentice Retired.

    Sorry to disagree Res but thats bullshit to me. I dont believe in no trinity who are one and the same. Jesus was a MAN who gave ALL glory to the father and not in some backhanded compliment to himself kinda way. Thats catholic rhetoric:2c:
     
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    TheApprentice, May 25, 2013
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  11. LionLoves420

    LionLoves420 Lazy Days In The Sun

    Everything you quoted there was written about 200 years after the death of "jesus."


    He may have been a man, but he was no god, no more than Siddhartha or the rest. Intelligent people having their way with society to make money. They were con artists as is anyone claiming to be god.
     
    LionLoves420, May 25, 2013
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  12. LionLoves420

    LionLoves420 Lazy Days In The Sun

    If GOD was real, why would he send a HUMAN to do his work?
     
    LionLoves420, May 25, 2013
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  13. TheApprentice

    TheApprentice Retired.

    Ok so if hes NO God...then he CANT be one and the same with God then can he?:smoke2:
     
    TheApprentice, May 25, 2013
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  14. TheApprentice

    TheApprentice Retired.

    Lion your seeing shit too simply my friend. The answer to that cant be summed up in one Growkind reply:2c:
     
    TheApprentice, May 25, 2013
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  15. LionLoves420

    LionLoves420 Lazy Days In The Sun

    He may have been a godly man, but no man is god, Son or not. IF Jesus was real, he was no god, but rather an educated man who traveled.
     
    LionLoves420, May 25, 2013
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  16. TheApprentice

    TheApprentice Retired.

    Your confusing me now!!! LOL. Im the one who was saying to Res he aint God:rofl: Res is the one saying they are one and the same.Beer break:beerchug:
     
    TheApprentice, May 25, 2013
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  17. TheApprentice

    TheApprentice Retired.

    Jesus was a MAN. He did what he did through the power of God not by his own power. He rose again only through Gods will and his faith & obediance:2c:
     
    TheApprentice, May 25, 2013
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  18. LionLoves420

    LionLoves420 Lazy Days In The Sun

    That is the problem, simplicity. The razor tells us the simplest answer is usually the right one, and that holds true. The exception is FUCKING RELIGION. You got no proof, no reliable information, or general documentation. What you have is feelings and human emotions.


    I don't want to feel better, I want to KNOW.
     
    LionLoves420, May 25, 2013
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  19. TheApprentice

    TheApprentice Retired.

    Jesus never claimed he was THEE God. He gave ALL glory to God
     
    TheApprentice, May 25, 2013
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  20. TheApprentice

    TheApprentice Retired.

    So YOU cant know something unless its written down in theory and then proven in practical terms:ponder: SERIOUSLY??
     
    TheApprentice, May 25, 2013
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