1) Now that's phone sex!! 2) "Dammit I can't get that quarter and nickel outta my sock!!" 3) Destined to be the oldest woman to put her foot in her mouth, Ivanna Salinger takes a deep breath and hoists up her leg for the crowd one last time.. She died this way moments later. 4) Ok.. now the douche..
1.look officer......theres nothing in my mouth either, see? ahhhhhhh 2." bluhhh i am Lestat, vampire kitten of the underworld bluhh" 3. are you going to finish that? it looks REALLY good. 4. does clever impression of cat-head wall clock. tock tock tick tock (tongue swings back and forth). ............AAANNNNNNNNNNNNDDDD im spent.
...but now The Big Bad wolf had stuped to a new low. Now no longer content merely to kill and eat those smart-ass sheep, he would now publicly humiliate them first!